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shaggylocks

Location: Jamaica Plain, Massachusetts, USA
Birthday: August 23

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FEBRUARY 10, 2011 10:28AM

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My worst Valentine's Day ever? Well, I guess that would be the one where I went out with the fast driving, smooth talking Dick York, the date that ended with me being so horribly disfigured that I'd never be able to get another date again. Well here, it's a hard story to explain; just see for yourself:

If the thought of "teenicide" doesn't scare you straight, well, then, I just don't know what will, sister.

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and then came the witch....

Lyn LeJeune

February 10, 2011 10:45 AM

You know, back in the day, they really did impressive titles for education films. PS: Dick York's dad must have been something. Also: I disagree with Larry. He is sort of a square and a killjoy.

Ken Honeywell

February 10, 2011 12:04 PM

"Presented by Lumberman's Mutual Casualty Company"? I smell a Republican (or Southern Democrat--same difference) conspiracy for boosting stockholder value in the nascent age of school video propaganda...good thing we have NCLB now and no time for this foolishness. Mooseheart High School indeed--thirty year old actors playing 17 year olds...or did they look that hard back then?