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FEBRUARY 1, 2009 9:43PM

I Sold My Camaro Today

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My Camaro was a divine thing to drive. It gave me the feeling of getting away with something, a euphoric mix of naughtiness and irreverence. 

 The first day I saw it, I knew it would be mine. The radio was already tuned to a rock station when I first turned the key. Judas Priest was on. The car spoke to me in the language of machines, a deep vibration on a wavelength that resonated with my own. It told me that rules were for sissies and that we were going to have lots of fun together. I had to agree. 

She is a girl car. Low-slung and sensuous, she is a dark midnight blue, a good color for slinking around in the night. She is a stealthy machine. I adored her lines and form, her disregard of decorum and her snarly roar. She is the car that bursts on the highway from a hidden onramp, tells a lewd joke and leaves everyone behind with a throaty laugh and a plume of exhaust. She could express jubilation or disgust with a touch of the gas pedal. Her eloquence came in squeals of tire and rooster-tails of loose gravel. She had the curves of an Italian hillside but the personality of an unrefined wild woman. 

I will miss her. I can't lie. Her time had come to move on but I hate to see her go. Her backseat was no longer the place for my son now that he is a long-legged thirteen year old. Riding in the backseat of a Camaro is like getting the shitty flight to Shanghai.

But driving a Camaro is like great sex. Phenomenal, pinned up against a wall sex. It puts a smile on your face just thinking about it, driving the car, that is. It's the kind of ride that makes you feel like you are on top of the world even when your job sucks, you have no money, and everyone hates you. You can get by as long as you have a sweet ride. It makes you awesome by extension of its awesomeness.

Today, a dad and his 18 year old daughter came by to look over my baby girl. The daughter reminded me of myself at 18. There was an instant recognition. She seemed a touch naive, but polite and very excited about the car. The dark rimmed glasses she wore gave her a studious look that masked her underlying mischievous nature. She giggled nervously and occasionally swept her bleach blond hair out of her green eyes. Her dad said she just wrecked her 91 Firebird and he needed to get her another car. She was supposed to save for this, but he had the cash and was thrilled to find a Camaro in such good condition. He handed me the cash and I signed over the title. He will be by tomorrow night to collect his prize.

Signing the title over felt like a relief. I would have money to pay the bills. But a part of me wanted to get behind the wheel and tear off down the road. I feel sad that she has one more night in my driveway. The first night I had her, I sat out in the driveway and soaked in the presence of a vehicle of such power and might, of such aesthetically pleasing form and color. She was perfect.

I know the daughter is thrilled right now. She's probably wide awake, in anticipation of tomorrow when her new car will arrive home. I can't blame her. I wish her luck and hope she has as good a time as I had in that car. The excitement of a new Camaro is something we never outgrow.

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A friend of mine had one the exact same color. It's the kind of car I don't have the self-restraint to own. But you're doing your son a favor. I'm convinced the reason I'm five inches taller than my sister is because she grew up in the backseat of a Porsche and I grew up in the backseat of a station wagon--that goldfish theory.
I completely understand your car-bonding. It is tough to let go.
Parting is such great sorrow. I felt similarly when I gave up my little red 'Ro. Sorry BMW but that's the ultimate driving experience.
scruffus, i never even met your camaro and now i will miss it with you. sometimes i feel like good old "Detroit steel" muscle cars are going the way of the dinosaurs. i realize we need to conserve fuel and be more responsible and practical and stuff, but a world without hot rods is going to seem mighty tame and sterile and just...lame.
Man, we speak the same language, you and I. A car that you get at certain times of your life feels as if it absorbs part of you. Then you have to give that part away. It's as if they have an animus or life of their own. Great post, great writing. Rated.
I'm with jane and BBE. The young woman wrecked her sports car so Dad is buying her another one. She was supposed to save up for it, but hasn't so Dad's paying for it. Dad is a dumb dude.

None of this changes the fact that you are going to be sad to see your Camaro leave. I always get attached to my cars. Of course, I'd get rid of it if I couldn't bond with it ;) So we will mourn with you, but celebrate the fact that you have some cash that you need now.
This is hands-down THE BEST description I've ever heard of driving a Camaro: "Phenomenal, pinned up against a wall sex." I used to have a '79 Camaro that I used to race, and hubby has a '69 that he's restored. They're cars of youth, but unfortunately difficult to fit a family comfortably. Congrats on selling it. I hope you took lots of pictures.
Jane, I love that song. Yeah, when I was that age, my family absolutely refused any such thing. I bought one on my own.

Mrs. Michaels, ha, yes the goldfish theory definitely holds. I expect loads of growth from my son since he's been riding around in a sedan for the last couple years.

Thanks, Harry, for your understanding. It's hard to prowl around at night or create a scene in morning traffic in a sedan. Although the sedan is very, very nice.

I'm glad you understand, too, suede. It's going to be okay. It was fun while it lasted. Having heat in the winter is more important, yada yada. I still want to go blasting down the highway, damn responsibility.

You're right, nanatehay, and sterile is the appropriate word. I guess there's a not grown up part of me that still wants to holler "look what I got and look what I can do!".

Thanks for the monkey finger, BBE. I had to buy my first car on my own, and each subsequent one. It's a life lesson.

Thank you so much, Americain.

Have a great evening y'all. Happy driving!
Thanks, Susan. Yeah, the parent in me would hesitate greatly to put a kid in a Camaro. I know how I acted in them and it's not good for a newly licensed driver. Our neighbor sold theirs to a teenager and it got wrapped around a pole. I just hope it turns out all right and the daughter stays safe. I feel like a responsible party in this.

Thank you, Lisa, they are extraordinary cars, aren't they? You are my new hero. I'm so jealous you got to race cars. I want to see a post on your racing days. That would be incredible.
Never drove a Camaro but now think I might like to date one. Also never drove an (old) Jaguar; that's my dream. (I know I'll never own one, but just to drive one... that would be enough).
Never drove a Camaro but now think I might like to date one (based on your description...). Also never drove an (old) Jaguar; that's my dream. (I know I'll never own one, but just to drive one... that would be enough). The one thing about men I really get is their appreciation of cars. Nice post!
Oooh, Umbrella, the old Cougars were formidable! How cool that you had one.

Ha ha, thanks dcvdickens. I cried when I saw my Camaro go on up the road. I took her out for one last spin tonight before the new owner came to pick her up. It felt good.
Ages ago before my first Corvette and ages before my only Ferrari, I had two Camaro's, back to back. Great auto one had fuel injected, 350 4 barreled carb, Hemmi. Lightening fast. I was in college and gas was $00.30 cents a gallon
Mine was a '81. I was 17 and I ruled.
I loved this story! Even though my dad never bought me any car, my best friend had a Camaro in high school and we were not to be messed with riding around in that. Or, maybe it had something to do with her "family". Yeah, that must have been it. Rated for sexiness and nostalgia.
Wow, Professor, you have good taste in cars.

Grandjester, that's the best. My first one was an '81, too. It was grey with a red interior.

Thanks, cartouche. It must've been quite the scene when you and your friend were out tearing around in her Camaro.