Scruffus
- Location
- St. Thomas, USVI
- Bio
- Seashell picker, coconut thief, beach connoisseur, food critic, terrorizer of the harbor, lizard hospital supervisor, conjurer of sunrises, and scourge of the seas.
MY RECENT POSTS
- Roses: A Visual Tour of
Downmarket Retail
September 23, 2011 12:28AM - How a Hoarder Prepares for a
Hurricane
August 31, 2011 11:48PM - Hurricane Earl: Live Report
from St. Thomas
August 30, 2010 01:49PM - When Your Vacation Ends With a
Death
July 14, 2010 10:34PM - Rastafari Agricultural Fair
January 17, 2010 04:11PM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “Hope all is
well....”
March 08, 2012 07:05PM - “Thanks for reading and
commenting Linnnn and
Owl...times are
tough.”
September 24, 2011 09:06PM - “I read the title and I
thought "I sure hope so!" but
then
I
remembered…”
September 23, 2011 02:36AM - “Rated...”
September 23, 2011 12:42AM - “Harry, this is a very
riveting piece, one of
your
best.”
September 08, 2011 08:36PM
Scruffus's Links
Roses: A Visual Tour of Downmarket Retail
If you've lived in the south anytime in the last few decades, you are likely familiar with the Roses department store chain. I haven't been to a Roses for at least 20 years. The department store I remember from my youth was bright, clean, and well-stocked. The linoleum floor shined
… Read full post »How a Hoarder Prepares for a Hurricane
Fortuitously, I happened to be in town for the hurricane, since Grandpa lives alone. Grandpa, about to turn 88 in a few weeks, still lives in a sprawling and rapidly decaying four-bedroom, three-bathroom, colonial-style home on four overgrown acres at the end of a dirt lane, a private road largely ig… Read full post »
Hurricane Earl: Live Report from St. Thomas
In fifteen minutes, the landlord is shutting off the generator. The power went out in the early morning hours shortly after the first band of rain and wind swept across Cruz Bay in St. John and began battering St. Thomas. I woke up because my ceiling fan was off and I… Read full post »
There is a rising presence of gangs and violence in the Virgin Islands. While Mexico gets much of the press for the violence incurred by the drug cartels, the Caribbean is slowly catching up.
Around the end of June, there was a daytime shooting at K-Mart. A teenaged man walked up… Read full post »
Rastafari Agricultural Fair
I didn't know much about Rastafari lifestyle before yesterday. On the mainland, there were very few to be exposed to. Here on St. Thomas, there is a large farming community of Rastafarians.
Rain poured sporadically this weekend during the 13th annual Rastafari Agricultural and Cultural Food Fair. Thi… Read full post »
Get Your Warm Weather Fix Here
Between the new job and the family arriving, there hasn't been much time for writing. Standing in line at the bank, I get to watch the television suspended from the ceiling, which perpetually broadcasts news from the mainland. Apparently it is cold there, very cold, iguanas falling from the trees in… Read full post »
Coconuts
The smell of rainfall filled my modest efficiency. The sun was slowly making its way up and light was beginning to pour through the shutters. I stirred in my bed, my makeshift fan blowing barely-cool air across my skin. I looked out the window to see majestic clouds bathed in the… Read full post »
Week One in St. Thomas
I could see the silhouette of a lizard on my window screen. Thinking I’d take a picture, I got close enough to see the lizard was inside the kitchen, not on the outside like I assumed. With a quick leap, he flew eight inches to the wall, stuck fast and then… Read full post »
One Way Ticket
In three weeks, I'm heading out with a one way ticket to the Virgin Islands. My new job awaits me and I have yet to figure out transportation or housing. I have a hotel and a rent-a-car for the first few days. After that, I'm on my own.

Sit Down, Shut Up!
This dinghy about summed up my job training in St. Croix. Sit down, shut up and enjoy the ride. In order to assimilate to island life, concessions have to be made. This isn't the states. In preparation to move my family to St. Thomas, I spent three weeks training/… Read full post »
"Be Careful, Sweetheart!"
Christiansted Harbor as Tropical Depression Erika approaches
Pink and purple colors lit up the eastern sky for an instant this evening as the sun set on Christiansted, St. Croix. The last couple of days, the bars have had a constant stream of The Weather Channel instead of n… Read full post »
Best Job Interview Ever!
Boarding the plane to St. Thomas, I had a feeling I'd say yes. There was something sweeping and grand about the way I'd always dreamed of living on an island and working in a field connected to the water, and now I had the chance to do both. When I
… Read full post »So you ended up with a surprise litter of kittens and you didn't know what to do. You didn't expect your cat to get pregnant but it all happened so fast and placing the kittens in good homes wasn't as easy as you thought. You didn't like the idea of taking… Read full post »
A Career-burger in Paradise
The other month, I attended a meeting for USEPA Region 2, which includes New Jersey, New York, Puerto Rico and the U.S. Virgin Islands. Driving up the Turnpike, I wasn't expecting much excitement. Generally these meetings cover federal drinking water policy and it can be a struggle to pay attention,… Read full post »
Robert Byrd
Routines are curious things. Every weekday, I get up and perform the same rituals before heading off to work. I stumble to the bathroom, shower, get dressed, get my son his breakfast, pack his lunch, feed the fish, feed the birds, gather my things and leave. Every day is seems to… Read full post »
Trenton, NJ
Tea Party. April 15, 2009.

Pictorial Tour of Gettysburg National Military Park
The Battle of Gettysburg lasted three days, from July 1-3, 1863. Unintentional and unplanned, it cost Confederate troops their momentum and afforded the Union a decisive victory. Both sides suffered heavy casualties, with the caravan of Confederate wounded stretching on for 17 miles.

Eagle Cam: Watch An Eagles' Nest On Live Web-cam

Spring Thaw in Pennsylvania

Meditating figure facing East.
I woke in the morning to find sunlight streaming through the window into an avocado green room with exposed beams. We had driven all night to find these people, living off of a dirt road in a town not far from the New York… Read full post »
Can't Get Hired? Hire Yourself.
With the economy in a slump and news outlets serving up stories of former six-figure executives now delivering pizzas for $7.15 an hour, workers facing lay-offs or furloughs, and bleak prospects for those clinging to their jobs. For those lucky enough to retain their jobs, wage freezes, reductions in… Read full post »
"What is your name and what career do you represent?"
"My name is Scruffus and I'm a chemist."
"List three duties of your job."
"I analyze samples, make reagents, and keep records."
"What is the level of education needed for this job?"
"Bachelor's degree."
"What class in high school helpe… Read full post »
Report from a Polar Bear Plunge: Seaside Heights, NJ
The ferris wheel stands still and the only sounds are those of wind and waves on most February mornings at the boardwalks of New Jersey. The sky is an icy grey and the smell of coconut tanning lotion cannot be had.
But the bars are open and the… Read full post »
Saving Money At Work
Part of the job of the chemist is figuring out how to do things quicker and cheaper. Saving money is a big part of chemistry. Today, I was working on a research project that would save time on an approved method for water analysis.
The approved method involves two precipitates… Read full post »
Happy Birthday Karen!
"Mom, what's a pagan?", my son asked when I walked in the door from work yesterday. I thought he was studying something in history. Trying to give my best off-the-cuff definition of a pagan, I explained that it was a broad term used to describe people who were non-Christians.

When… Read full post »









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