Have any of you girls noticed that fall fashion is really hideous this year?  I mean...really hideous?  Baggy, slouchy, oversized, nighmarishly ugly pieces of clothing that make the 90lb models look dumpy?  How are real human beings supposed to look even mildy attractive in that crap?&… Read full post »

The sun was beginning to set into the hot summer sky.  Colors of pink,

purple and blue swirled around endlessly.  I was standing in the window,

taking in the view and feeling grateful for so many things, when the phone

rang.  I assumed it was her.  My first/… Read full post »

Another Thursday afternoon at the office.  I was in the middle of a dull and pointless "webinar" on progressive discipline, when my assistant knocked on the door.  She came into my office, out of breath, sweating, and distraught. 

"What's wrong?", I asked her. 

"Oh my God", she… Read full post »

It's really nothing to laugh about...right?  I mean, how can enlarged anal veins producing pain and discomfort possibly be funny?  This is the thought that enters my mind, as I hear my mother begin to elaborate once again on the status of her over-worked rectal area.  To… Read full post »