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- North Carolina, North Carolina
- Birthday
- June 11
- Title
- They call me Mr. Tibb'ss
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“Guitar groups are on their way out, Mr. Epstein,”
MY RECENT POSTS
- Red, White, Blue and Black
(repost)
May 27, 2013 05:08PM - The Possum, George Jones dead
at 81
April 26, 2013 01:54PM - Hey..,You..,Wanna Buy a Gun?
April 20, 2013 10:38AM - Life, or Something Like It
April 11, 2013 12:55PM - Great on Gas, Plus..,
April 06, 2013 07:53PM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “Thanks for stopping by
Anthony~”
June 15, 2013 07:12AM - “Thanks for stopping by
Anthony~”
June 15, 2013 07:12AM - “Thanks for stopping by
Anthony~”
June 15, 2013 07:12AM - “Sacrifice is having one
sandrich, cutting it in two
pieces
and giving me both
hal…”
June 08, 2013 06:20AM - “Great Job~A killer that
everyone loves. The last
person
(person?) to pull that
of…”
June 08, 2013 06:15AM
Scanner's Links
- MY LINKS
- $4.95/mo Web Hosting
- Hey.,You., Wanna Buy a Gun? OpEdNews
- Of All the Crazy Luck ~~ Deadman's Reach
- Passing it Forward ~~ horrrible Reality Land
- Roscoe has an Epiphany ~~ Haggard and Halloo Publications
- Steroids, Greenies and Willie Mays ~~ OpEdNews.com
- Eating Not So High on the Hog
- The Night was Full of Rainbows~~Scene4
- Traveling Minstrel Show
- The Storyteller
- A Killer of Angels~~~Kindle
- Alheimer's Betsy ~~~ Haggard and Halloo Publications
- Fubar ~~~ Deadman's Reach
- The Mexican Godfather ~ Haggard & Hallo Publications
- Living in a Jerry Springer World ~ OpEdNews
- Just a' swingin' ~horrible Reality Land
- Separating Sara~horrible Reality Land
- In This Country Place ~ Haggard & Hallo Publications
Red, White, Blue and Black (repost)

The Possum, George Jones dead at 81
Hey..,You..,Wanna Buy a Gun?
Also on OpEdNews.Com
http://www.opednews.com/articles/Hey-You--Wanna-Buy-a-Gun-by-kenneth-sibbett-130419-230.html
Life, or Something Like It

Great on Gas, Plus..,
Mama Tried~
Drips~
Finally, The Meaning of Life, Explained~
So You Want to be a Writer

if you have to sit for hours
… Read full post »
staring at your computer screen
or hunched over your
typewriter
searching for words,
don’t do it.
if you’re doing it for money or
fame,
don’t do it.
if you’re doing it because you want
wome/
See the Children Play~

"Heads."
"Tails. Bartender, another round on my good friend, if you please."
"You cheat. You know damn well you cheat. Nobody can win every fucking time. I'll pay, but when I catch you,… Read full post »
Hell's Bell's Open Call~

This is the first time I've posted, or even been on OS in awhile. Mainly due to illness. A couple of surgeries, and not being able to sit for long periods. I could have posted some stuff, but I think if you are privileged enough to have an open… Read full post »
Sarah We Hardly Knew Thee (Not)
No Pain Meds for the Poor~WTF
Open Call: Monopoly~Which Piece Goes?

I hate to admit it, but I used to be a Monopoly nerd. After my dad died and we moved to Hootersville, I would stay up all night with my brothers, sisters, cousins, friends and any other people we could get and play marathon games of Monopoly. Of course,… Read full post »
Steroids, Greenies and Willie Mays
The Last Story of the Mouse from Mars
Kyle was tired, very tired. Each day was just like the last and tomorrow would be the same. There's only so much bitching a man can do over a lifetime, and he had more than used up his allowed allotment. He was writing a story, another of the… Read full post »
The Plumber's Best Friend
Monday morning at 10:35 a.m., the bathroom commode in the the Fipp's home over-flowed. This happens all the time, everyday, to people all over the world, yet Marvin Fipps was in a hurry and late for work so he flushed the toilet and ran out of the house,… Read full post »
Woman with 100 Orgasms a Day, Takes Own Life
When I first read about this woman having 100 orgasms a day, I thought it was funny or great, for about half a second, and I then felt awful for even thinking it. Imag… Read full post »
Eating Not So High on the Hog
Daddy, What is Murder?
Daddy, what is murder?"
"Son, why do you ask? Did you see something on TV about the kid's in school?"
"No. Gary Tedder said we was going to be murdered at school. I don't even know what murder is".
"Well,son, it's hard to explain to a 5-year old."
Why?
"Well, you know… Read full post »
The Last Hurrah~
THE sun slid slowly behind the desert sky
as the old man, tired after walking on the beach
found a seat to rest his weary bones
today, this day, he had been on this earth for 80 years
he had children, who had children, who had children
and for what… Read full post »
The Plummer's Friend
It's Time to Hit the Road, Jake
Mandate, Smandate, Git-R-Done
So, What's Next?




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