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JULY 26, 2012 9:06AM

I Want My Mapo~

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Remember this? No? Then scram~This is for all who are "Of That Age". That's right, people who remember when TVs weren't color and Big Screens were what we all sneaked into at the local Drive-In. Don't know what a Drive-In is? Then what the hell are you still here for, I said scram, Pilgrim! The is for we who are Of that Age that had only had one TV station and the "Please Stand By" sign was on when the programs weren't, and that was most of the time. I never could figure out why they had an Indian Chief at the top, could you?
 
 
Remember this? The black & white television from Ratheon. This was the actual type of TV we had in 1956, but I was born in 1954, so you can imagine what a piece of junk it was when I remember watching it. By the time I remember watching it, it had a horizontal line that would never stop once the TV got warmed up. You could slap the side a few times and it would stop for a few minutes, then start again for the rest of the night. I hated that TV and that TV station. But, one day my dad came home with this, and it was love at first sight, I kid you not. A brand new Zenith Color TV. Yeeeeesssss! 
 
 
It was beautiful. It was in color, but better than the drab color of my stupid world. It was In Living Color and by now we had three stations and a set of Rabbit Ears. If you don't know what Rabbit Ears are, Scram~We now had three TV stations, but they went off at eleven o'clock and then it was back to the Stand By sign. But the first time I saw Bonanza in color and the map went from black and white into a burning map blazing with color, I thought it was the coolest thing since Kool-Aid, and it was. Next up, about ten year later, was this beauty. 
                                
 
When we got this, I was in heaven. Look at this TV. It's beautiful and TVs had character back then. The wood (real would, wow) was as beautiful as the TV screen. It was great craftsmanship put together with pride by the best workers in the world at one time. We may still be, I haven't worked in a while, but I do know this crap we are buying from China is just that. I have to admit, China and Japan and Korea made better products than us for awhile. But if my next TV is any indication, we'll be back in the saddle soon. I smashed this piece of excrement into what I hope is a million pieces.
 
 
This is a 42' Big Screen High Def TV with Surround Sound that I paid over a $1000 for in 2006. It lasted one year and one month and blew the power board. Of course, I didn't get the extended warranty because it's a rip-off on most products. Our TVs used to last 10, 15, 20 years. Why buy an extended warranty. I emailed the company and to make a very long story short, it was my problem. Call a cop. I bought a part for $129 but it was the wrong one. I sent off for the other part that fixed it but cost a $150 more and I did the labor. In less than a year the TV blew-up again. I called about the parts, but imagine this,  new parts have only a 30-day warranty. New parts have only a 30-day warranty? Who knew? I lost money but the pleasure I got from smashing that piece of crap will always be with me. Now, well...,
 
 
I bought a TV just like this one at a yard sale for $30. It's 26" with a great picture and surround sound, imagine that. It has a beautiful picture and never goes out. As a matter of fact, it's just like the one I gave my son when I bought that damn Vizio Big Screen. Never again, at least for awhile. I see where you can buy the same TV for under $500 now, half of what I paid.  All new TVs, VCR's, DVD's. etc., cost a fortune at first and then in a few years they cost less and last longer. The Zenith TV we had lasted over 15 years and we still had it when I went into the army. Let's hope we can start making great things again. I think that's the only way we'll get out of this economic mess. Hell, look at the car industry. Oh, I still want my Mapo~
 
 
 
 
 

 
 
 
 
 

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Scanner, I loved this. So many memories. My grandmother had the first tv in our family and the screen was so small it had a magnifier that fit over it. Later, we got a Dumont "console" model similar to the one you picture. I whacked a big chunk out of the wood work with my cap gun and was banned from the family tv gathering to watch Disney on Sunday night. I never knew anyone who actually ate Maypo, but like Philomina, I ate my Farina. R
yup, a disposable world.....quit watchin tv almost twenty yrs ago,but still got one for my violent video games....
R
Gerald Anderson should win a 42" DVD screen, a cowboy hat, a stray kitty-cat,
and a Ox Farrier.
He win Plow Mule.
Use TV in P.U. Truck.
I sell my B & W Cheap.
View T.V.. Slurp Maypo.
Invite Jake Sugarman.
He carry `Honey-Jug.
Cuddle on` Suffa-Seat.
Look? Dimes in cushion.
Buy Loco-goat-milk Jug.
Gads
Thanks
Gerald Anderson. Honest.
In 1932 You Won The Gold.
You ran the 1,500 Meter.
I swear I read that is true.
I remember.

Your words made me smile and brought back a whole magilla of memories. You see my dad was a "television technician" (and the only poor one in the entire US of A). He fixed TVs, which back in the day were worth fixing as there wre always tubes to be changed and wiring to be soldered.

Thus growing up we had every kind of tv under the sun at any given time, every room had one, none of them perfect or even pretty because as you might have figured, they were all TVs that people didn't pick up or want to pay for, so they were very often scratched or damaged. Most of them didn't have knobs. We became quite adept at turning channels with pliers and even little fingers. My dad hooked up a special speaker so we had a remote speaker to pipe the sound through, so as not to wake up my baby brother Kenny.

We had more than one channel thank goodness. I'm a NYer, but the truth is one channel, ten channels, they ALL went off the air at 11pm, until late 60s I think it was, CBS gave us late night movies: "The Late Show" AND "The Late Late Show". It was GREAT! TV back then was great. And you're correct, the cabinets were beautiful. Life was a lot better back then, even for those of us who didn't have much. We didn't need the words "hope and change", it was something we felt was out there to find for ourselves.
Hey..did you watch Winky Dink? Did you have the "magic screen"? I did. :D

I can STILL sing the song!
Great ride down memory lane. What I remember about the first color sets is the owners constantly fiddling with the color controls to try to keep the picture from being too green or too red.

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Damn dude, you got me all misty-eyed and nostalgic this morning. This was so good I ALMOST forgive you for slamming Texas BBQ yesterday....almost. Remember those "Entertainment Centers" the huge consoles with the TV and the stereo combined? I bought my mom one of those not long after I got out of the service and she kept it and used it for twenty years. It was a Zenith too.
A nice bit of colorful history.
I remember them all.. now for 7 weeks I am watching nothing. I need more than maypo haha
HUGGGGGGGG
We are really spoiled these days. I remember feeling incredibly lucky when we could finally get three channels, even though it meant Dad going outside and manually turning our antenna when we wanted to switch.
I can still smell that hot smell once the tv warmed up - great post Scanner
I fell off my chair when i saw yr title: Mom would
say "i want my mapo" in a singsongy whiny way
to humiliate me
when i was being a spoiled brat, asking for
something she was unwilling to get me.
Like a goddamn color tv. We didnt get one til 1978,
for chrissakes. I was 11 by then, and had missed out
seeing all my favorite shows in color in my formative yrs.

I have an awful confession.
It has been weighing on me. Once, when i was a teenager
and addicted to tv, i decided we needed to upgrade, so...i stuck
a clotheshanger down into the works
to destroy our hardy old color tv.
"Mom! Dad! The tv is busted!" I told em the next morning.
Off we went to Sears & got a halfway decent one....
Gerald, I never ate it either. We had oatmeal with milk and a little sugar. Love the commercials though.
SB, you don't watch it at all. No news, nothing. I never turn it off, it's background noise because I hardly ever watch it.
Art, I have to look up the history of the Olympics. Gerald for the Gold.
Monkey, I watched it but the song is history I'm afraid!
Mark, my older brother and I fought like monkey's on a rock over the right color. He always won, bully~
Tor, My dad brought one of those back from Germany. It had the TV, stereo and record player. It looked great and lasted forever.
Thanks Mary. I saw an article about Sherman Hemsley who just died and saw the TV. He was "Movin" on up". Hope he made it.
Linda, you're not that old. Scram, hah~
J, in the country, we were lucky to get one station. AM radio and all country, all the time, I hated it.
My son says I am old-fashioned bc I don't care to have a flat-screen! :)
My first TV experience was watching in a store window. My uncle promised he'd buy me one (didn't)...anyway in 1950 we bought a Zenith....round screen...big mahogany cabinet. Dad said it was a fad.

We now have a flat screen thing in our Florida Condo...but in NH we have 3 small TVs in different rooms. Husband has 18" for games. Basically I dislike most TV. Prefer the internet. Living room for reading and music...no TV there. House quiet. Like it that way.
Loved this, Scanner. I have a 26 inch totally fat screen(the opposite of flat I'm trying to say) and no surround sound and it serves my tv needs. Until it breaks I'm not going to get another.
One of these days I guess I'll get one but it doesn't feel necessary.
Geez I must be old. I remember it all. Now I have a giant computer screen and a little tiny tv on my desk. It is just enough. Samsung is best.
Well, now I'm officially old, not only do I remember test patterns and TV stations that had please stand by screens for half the day but, I know why the indian is there. It was the lines in the feathers and the grey scale. So while you waited for the Mickey Mouse Club or Ding Dong school your dad could tweak the picture to its highest resolution.
i just bought a house
it comes with a flat screen tv
my current HD tv got blue pixel disease
it lasted one year after bulb replacement (ten years total)
oh well
i just bought a house
there will be no tie for tv
and i loved Mapo
Great post and so true. It's frustrating. A long time ago I bought a used washing machine and dryer for one hundred dollars that lasted another fifteen years. The new washer and dryer I bought five years ago have already been replaced and the current set are not performing well these days. It's just sickening, isn't it? P. S. As I recall, Maypo was kind of yucky.
The real trick with Maypo was to douse it in maple syrup instead of sugar.
The meaning of TV -

You Suck

Buy PRODUCT

Suck Less

Appears to apply to both the mechanism and its content.
Maypo always sounded gross. I thought oatmeal was torture enough.
Scan.....nope ,not at all...........but i DO remember the ol man sending to rexall drugs with a bag full of tubes to use the 'tubetester' when tv quit workin....lol....growin up ,no tv except at the bar on sundays.....family day.....
I remember feeling very proud when I saw our Zenith "console color TV" on The Price is Right or some similar show. Queen for a Day? :D

Lezlie
I have one of those fat TVs sitting in an old armoire in my bedroom. It's so heavy, we can't move it anymore. We'll eventually have to PAY someone to haul it away. Already, I can feel the 3-D TV trend horning in on us. Soon, our Samsung flat screen will be old-school technology, and we'll have to upgrade ... No. We refuse. Do we really need to see everything in 3-D and wear glasses while we watch TV? My eyesight is bad enough as it is ... Great post. R.
This is the lowdown on the test pattern. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indian_Head_test_card

I remember watching Mickey Mouse Club with the two doors to the cabinet on either side of my head and my nose about 8 inches from the screen. I watched the Beatles on Ed Sullivan on that set. /R
Ah the good old days, when color television was you put some plastic sheets over the screen, you could have red, green...but not at the same time!! :D

(I'm not old enough to remember that myself, but got to love a dad who ran an antique store!! :D)
Remember it all too well, Scanner. Though in "the city" we had 3 or 4 stations. But we had to actually get up to change the channel. Ha.
Scanner, a great look back at the nostalgia of American made TVs! The father of one of my high school classmates was a TV repairman and I imagine just as integrated circuits came along he went looking for a new occupation! I have had mixed results with TVs...I had problems with a circa 1970 Sony mini B&W model, but another Sony I bought in '82 which is a Trinitron model still works. I haven't gone the large screen route after hearing others complain of problems and I see you've had your share, too!
Scanner - Step up to the counter and order some Maypo my friend. I remember it all too well. I remember when we got our first colored TV and we could watch Disney in color on Sunday nite. Woo Woo. I still eat Maypo this very day and oatmeal as well. Hey, that kid kinda looks like you, cute and all. Rated with a Jali smile of course. :-)
You forgot flipping.

Remember when the signal (often weather) would cause the screen to flip and there was this little knob in the back you had to fiddle to get the screen to stop, and you had to watch the screen and fiddle at the same time?

I think that's why we needed the rabbit ears. I remember putting tin foil on the tips for better reception.
Jeeze..... I'm old!

We didn't have TV when I was a wee tad. Fact is I remember when we got our first Radio! Big old cabinet radio, full of tubes, that was hooked up to a car battery. Had to run an antenna out to the top of the pine tree in the yard to get anything to come in.

First TV I saw must've had about a 7 inch round screen. We got our first TV sometime in the early '50's. From that point on there was always at least one in easy reach until about 3 years ago.

Now, I've come full circle. I got rid of my TV about 3 years ago. Don't miss it at all. My iMac provides my choice of background music as I peck away at the keyboard. My BOSE radio tells me the news, the time, and shuts itself off while I drift off to sleep. It even dims the clock's lighted numerals automatically when I turn off the lamp - yeah by remote.

I'm not against high-tech stuff but a lovely high-tech TV is of no use when there is nothing worth 2 seconds of my time available to be seen that I can't get on my computer.

Oh yeah, my reading of books has increased a lot in the last 3 years too. Wonder why that is......

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Well this is one of those "brings back memories" posts. We didn't get out first till the late 50s and didn't move up to color till the early 70s. I guess it was something like the golden age of television quality (I mean the physical unit) from around the mod 70s to mid 90s. Before that, TV repairman was a fast-growing profession and thought to offer stable employment for years to come. Sony and others put an end to that (wasn't that the tubes to transistors technology change?).
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Yes, a million ancient memories you stirred up, Scanner. Test patterns with Indians. Maybo commercials (I don't remember ever eating Maypo but I remember the commercials). I'm old enough to remember when "Benay and Cecil" (the Seasick Sea Serpent) was a hand puppet show with Stan Freberg as one of the writers, before it became an animated cartoon. And your commentators! I'd forgotten Winky Dink and the magic plastic screen you drew on after attaching it to the TV screen(thanks, Foolish Monkey). Flash Gordon series made up of snippets from a 1938 movie starring Buster Crabbe with him parachuting in outer space from one spaceship to another that also spit sparks and smoke out the exhaust. before landing on the surface of Saturn. "Flipping" and tin foil on the rabbit ears, yes! The picture stabilized as long as you held on to the rabbit ears with your hand. (thanks Kate). The early color sets that gave everybody either a florid pink or green complexionthat were impossible to adjust to realistic colors (took them awhile to get color right). Jeez, how much time did we waste with the silly, mind-rotting stuff they broadcast? [r]
I remember the day my dad brought home a color tv. It was a thing of beauty and lasted 20 years. The planned obsolescence of electronics nowadays...grrrrr.....
hate to be rude here, scanner.
but where the f. you been? you got responsibilities i know.
but what about os?
we are sinking.
or rising.
it depends on good men and women coming to the rescue.
James, I am back my man, and I'm going to grab some ears and take some people to your dad's office and they will then see the error of their ways~