I wish I could shake President Obama's hand to get some of that luck he's having to rub off my unlucky ass. The man is on a stone-cold roll and I love it. One night he gets to skew that bastard with the red beaver on his head "the Donald" and the next he gets to announce we killed that scumbag Osama Bin Laden. If I was him I would run, not walk, to the nearest place that sales lottery tickets and buy just one. Just a one dollar ticket is all he needs to win the Big Power Ball, that's how lucky he is.
While the ass-whipping he gave Donald Trump may fade into histories dust pan, the killing of Bin Laden almost assures him a second term. I imagine George Bush is in Middleton, Texas crying his eyes out and chopping the hell out of some wood. Dead or Alive, hah! Georgie Boy, he''s dead and Obama did it. He set this up and had secret meetings for six months in a town where there are no secrets. Then Georgie, he gave the order to kill that murderous bastard and he didn't need those damn Drones to do it.
After the announcement, there was different reaction all over the world. Most partied, well, except for some Islamist radicals and Fett! This does not end terrorism in any way, shape or form, but he was the Big Dog. It sends a message that it may take time, but we will hunt you down and waste your ass if you kill just for the sake of killing. If you kill because we are heathens not fit to live in your world. If you kill and corrupt a religion and send small boys and girls to their deaths in suicide missions, doing your dirty work. I'm not religious, but this is one time I wish I was because I sure hope you burn in hell!
Yes, Americans pulled this off and I'm damn glad they did. It makes me proud to think that after all the men, women and children Bin Laden killed, Americans got the chance to kill him. Americans went half-way around the world and wasted his sorry ass. I laughed at how you made Trump look so small his hairpiece was sliding off. I cried as you told how you and our military or CIA or whatever killed Bin Laden. You may have been born under a four leaf clover, who knows, but you have sealed the deal on your second term and you know, they can't take that away from you!