Last Year

I'm out of air. I'm out of ideas. I'm ou… Read full post »

 Got a hurtin'  feelin' in my legs today

don't feel like doing a'lot of walking 

got a hangover headache from hell, I tell ya'

and I damn sure don't feel like talkin'

My back hurts when I bend over

so there won't be none of that

I hurt so… Read full post »

  

Now that the divorce is final

she can tell all the tales 

of the cheatin' ugly little Gecko Geico 

with the phony English accent 

who is nothing but a dead-beat dad

who was both mentally

and physically abusi… Read full post »

"Kenny, I got to tell you something."  "Yes Mam, what ya' need?" "You know my gray car?" I didn't know her gray car because she doesn't own a gray car, but I wanted to keep here calm. "Yes Mam. What about it?"

"There was some boy who wanted to rent… Read full post »

 Ozzie Guillen, manager of the Florida Marlin's and from Venezuela, who calls it like he thinks it is, was suspended for 5-days by the idiots that own the team. How do I know they are idiots? Because the last time I looked, this was still America, not fucking Cuba and… Read full post »

The above song used to come on once a week, every week for ten years I'm guessing. Archie Bunker and his wife Edith singing about the 'Good Ole Days'. Truthfully, I never missed the early shows because it took bigotry and stood… Read full post »

 Another day passes

in a world of Bullshit & Lies

one person dies from hunger

while another gets a new watch  

it's always been this way

we love living in a world

where GREED is KING

and Bullets & Bombs a QUEEN

where a fuckin' dollar

can buy and… Read full post »

I went out this morning and took a few photos of my yard. The yardman did his first cutting and weed-eating of the year yesterday. $45 bucks this year, Ouch! But, with gas… Read full post »