EMAILS FROM MY MOM
MY RECENT POSTS
- The dishwasher event
January 03, 2013 09:33AM
- The Facebook Revelation
January 28, 2011 11:24AM
- CORPORATIONS SUCK!
January 26, 2011 08:28AM
- When your grandmother uses the
November 05, 2010 11:28AM
- All I want for Chanukah is
November 04, 2010 11:47AM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “Thanks for your
comments. I do think some men
can be trained,
but most of
January 21, 2010 08:05AM
- “Lol, Rhoda and
January 07, 2010 08:50AM
- “EVERYONE PLEASE PASS
THIS ON. THANK YOU.
Women of the World,
December 22, 2009 01:10PM
- “And ladies, you can be a
part of her book!
INTENTION IS TO SEND CD'S TO
December 16, 2009 09:13AM
- “Lol, she is a
December 16, 2009 08:11AM
- MY LINKS
date Wed, Jan 26, 2011 at 2:52 AM
i think some of the people on facebook are retarded.
date Wed, Jan 26, 2011 at 2:29 AM
subject: A couple of things
Hey, First off these corporations suck. i bought the spin brush and it broke.. I wrote to the moron corporation and they sent me a coupon that did not cover the cost of the toothbrush. Next The Clairol hair dye. … Read full post »
Me and my mom were faced with the task of helping my grandmother figure out how to fix a change on her email. Here is my mom's response.
date Tue, Jun 1, 2010 at 10:43 PM
subject Re: School
PLEEEEASE. somehow it got switched from the old type to the… Read full post »
Thu, Oct 28, 2010 at 10:31 PM
subject: BEAUTY PRODUCTS
Thank you for offering the Sephora sales. My eye lids are gone. I do not wear eye shadow. Save up $5500 so I can get surgery for my eyelids. Then I will need eye shadow!!
My Mom's Email to My Ex-boyfriend
On Oct 6, 2010, at 8:36 PM,
Well I hate school and I have a meanie teacher. She is snotty. The work load is unbelievable. 10 peer reviewed articles fro an 11 page paper on who the fuck knows. I spoke to… Read full post »
dateFri, May 7, 2010 at 2:18 PM
Subject: Taft HS
the nut job Jamie is writing for taft memories, poems etc,,,,mental. they are still fat and scary!!!
dateF ri, May 7, 2010 at 2:50 PM
subjectRe: taft hs
I am not sure who Jamie is lol.
My mom's… Read full post »
date Sun, Sep 19, 2010 at 10:14 AM
Saturday I g ot disciplined at work. I was serving some food and making a sale when Norma Desmond came over and grabbed the tray the food was on and slammed it down and said, "Don't make a line." … Read full post »
My mom's response to old picture of her I found at her grandmother's house.
date: Tue, Sep 28, 2010 at 9:50 PM
this was day camp. there was a girl amy with pierced ears. she had opal earrings and pearl ones. i used to stare at her ears.… Read full post »
dateSun, May 23, 2010 at 9:14 AM
subject: BIG DRAMA
Your dad filled my prescription on Tuesday. He came home with the pills and I was waiting for him downstairs to go to Jazzercise. It was late so your dad drove me to Jazzercise.
HERE IS THE DRAMA
Someone lost the… Read full post »
date Mon, Jun 28, 2010 at 2:12 PM
missed your call. your dad is mental. the home phone is malfunctioning. i heard it ring and your d ad said no, it is the mental phone.
http://thebipolarbible.blogspot.com/search?zx=21e9fb82d7806261 Read full post »
subject: IMPORTANT DATES FOR YOU
Jul 24 (11 days ago)
MONDAY 726 RESULTS OF NEEDLE IN THE NECK
TUESDAY 7/27 PAIN MANAGEMENT DR Read full post »
My mom sent me pics of her and my father. In most of the pics, they were posing in a liquor store or one of them was sleeping.
dateSun, Jan 17, 2010 at 10:38 AM
subject Re: more pics, note the socks, half way to my… Read full post »
date Sun, Jan 24, 2010 at 10:59 AM
subject: movie review
Sherlock holmes: c-
did not like downey jr at all. loved jude law. movie was masculine with fightingand yelling. just poor.
Lovely Bones: b
go see it but it is not wonderful.
The… Read full post »
It seems that the discount stores have merchandise that may be 5 years older or more. Just read a couple of the top lines of the forwarded e mail. I bought the liner in the/
date Wed, Jun 4, 2008 at 7:26 PM
subject: my toe
I think in sympathy for you hurting my foot I wrecked my toe. I banged my toe and now it is purple and black and HURTS!!!
I think the toe next to it also took a beating,
NO blood just pain/… Read full post »
date Tue, Jul 1, 2008 at 10:07 AM
subject: THE BOOKS
GOT ALL OF YOUR BOOKS. ONE IS BY A FEMALE AUTHOR. YOUR DAD IS READING IT RELUCTANTLY. YOU TOLD HIM YOU DO NOT READ FEMALE AUTHORS. YET THE BOOK IS BY A FEMALE. DAD SAID THE FIRST PAGE WAS A DETAILED… Read full post »
date Sat, Jul 12, 2008 at 9:18 AM
Your dad finally bought something on sale. He bought soap. I have educated him about deodorant soap. It is a no no because it dries out your skin. You do not need an antibacterial to wash your body with. Your body… Read full post »
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Saw Batman. Did not really love the movie. Thought the script was poorly written. Heath was good. (scary) But I think that he was directed to be too evil. After all it is a com
date Sun, Jun 22, 2008 at 10:50 AM
subject: the cruise ships
I told your dad about the cruise ship couple. You dad said, "Is your friend a hooker? Is she waiting for the sailors?"
I know we are making fun of them but the way you phrased it was too… Read full post »
date Fri, May 9, 2008 at 8:36 AM
subject: NEW CONTACT
I CONTACTED GERRY BRAITHWAITE. I REALLY LIKED HIM IN HS.
(NO ROMANCE) HE DATED DIANA RYAN, MY BEST FRIEND WHOSE MOM
WAS A JEW HATER. ANYWAY... I WILL KEEP IN TOUCH WITH GERRY
UNITL HE LOOSES INTEREST.
&nb… Read full post »
dateWed, May 28, 2008 at 10:57 AM
Hello Missy Drama,
RELAX. I was threatened 24/7 by employees, strangers etc. Don't worry. Toughen up. Life is tough. Your dad is sick. He is coughing. Rhoda is sick. She is coughing. I am ok. Allergies but so… Read full post »
date Sun, Dec 27, 2009 at 10:35 PM
saw up in the air do not see it. performance great
but topic sucks.
new movie with mathew broderick so so
new movie with catherine zeta jones i liked it. your dad not so muc… Read full post »
date Wed, Jan 6, 2010 at 11:12 AM
subject: an old friend
I found an old friend of mine from HS. I really liked her and we were good friends. I called her and I do not know how this happened but she was putting me on a food program. … Read full post »