date Wed, Jan 26, 2011 at 2:52 AM
subject: facebook

i think some of the people on facebook are retarded.

date Wed, Jan 26, 2011 at 2:29 AM
subject: A couple of things

Hey, First off these corporations suck. i bought the spin brush and it broke..  I wrote to the moron corporation and they sent me a coupon that did not cover the cost of the toothbrush.  Next The Clairol hair dye. … Read full post »

Me and my mom were faced with the task of helping my grandmother figure out how to fix a change on her email.  Here is my mom's response.

date Tue, Jun 1, 2010 at 10:43 PM
subject Re: School

PLEEEEASE. somehow it got switched from the old type to the… Read full post »

 Thu, Oct 28, 2010 at 10:31 PM
subject: BEAUTY PRODUCTS

Thank you for offering the Sephora sales.  My eye lids are gone.  I do not wear eye shadow.  Save up $5500 so I can get surgery for my eyelids.  Then I will need eye shadow!!

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My Mom's Email to My Ex-boyfriend

On Oct 6, 2010, at 8:36 PM,

Well I hate school and I have a meanie teacher.  She is snotty.  The work load is unbelievable.  10 peer reviewed articles fro an 11 page paper on who the fuck knows.  I spoke to… Read full post »

dateFri, May 7, 2010 at 2:18 PM
Subject: Taft HS

the nut job Jamie is writing for taft memories, poems etc,,,,mental.  they are still fat and scary!!!

My Reply

dateF ri, May 7, 2010 at 2:50 PM
subjectRe: taft hs

I am not sure who Jamie is lol.

My mom's… Read full post »

date Sun, Sep 19, 2010 at 10:14 AM
subject: work

Saturday I g ot disciplined at work.  I was serving some food and making a sale when Norma Desmond came over and grabbed the tray the food was on and slammed it down and said, "Don't make a line." … Read full post »

 My mom's response to old picture of her I found at her grandmother's house.  

date: Tue, Sep 28, 2010 at 9:50 PM

this was day camp.  there was a girl amy with pierced ears.  she had opal earrings and pearl ones.  i used to stare at her ears.… Read full post »

dateSun, May 23, 2010 at 9:14 AM
subject: BIG DRAMA

Your dad filled my prescription on Tuesday.  He came home with the pills and I was waiting for him downstairs to go to Jazzercise. It was late so your dad drove me to Jazzercise. 

HERE IS THE DRAMA

Someone lost the… Read full post »

date Mon, Jun 28, 2010 at 2:12 PM
subject: hey

missed your call.  your dad is mental.  the home phone is malfunctioning.  i heard it ring and your d ad said no, it is the mental phone.

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http://thebipolarbible.blogspot.com/search?zx=21e9fb82d7806261 Read full post »

subject: IMPORTANT DATES FOR YOU

 Jul 24 (11 days ago)

MONDAY 726  RESULTS OF NEEDLE IN THE NECK
TUESDAY 7/27  PAIN MANAGEMENT DR Read full post »

BACKGROUND

My mom sent me pics of her and my father. In most of the pics, they were posing in a liquor store or one of them was sleeping.

Email #1

dateSun, Jan 17, 2010 at 10:38 AM
subject Re: more pics, note the socks, half way to my… Read full post »

date Sun, Jan 24, 2010 at 10:59 AM

subject: movie review

 Sherlock holmes: c-

did not like downey jr at all. loved jude law. movie was masculine with fightingand yelling. just poor.

Lovely Bones: b

go see it but it is not wonderful.

  The… Read full post »

Email #1

date Wed, Jun 4, 2008 at 7:26 PM
subject: my toe

I think in sympathy for you hurting my foot I wrecked my toe.  I banged my toe and now it is purple and black and HURTS!!!
 
I think the toe next to it also took a beating,
 
NO blood just pain/… Read full post »

date Tue, Jul 1, 2008 at 10:07 AM
subject: THE BOOKS

OLA,
GOT ALL OF YOUR BOOKS.  ONE IS BY A FEMALE AUTHOR.  YOUR DAD IS READING IT RELUCTANTLY.  YOU TOLD HIM YOU DO NOT READ FEMALE AUTHORS.  YET THE BOOK IS BY A FEMALE.  DAD SAID THE FIRST PAGE WAS A DETAILED… Read full post »

date Sat, Jul 12, 2008 at 9:18 AM
subject: story

Your dad finally bought something on sale.  He bought soap.  I have educated him about deodorant soap.  It is a no no because it dries out your skin.  You do not need an antibacterial to wash your body with.  Your body… Read full post »

date Sun, Jun 22, 2008 at 10:50 AM
subject: the cruise ships

I told your dad about the cruise ship couple.  You dad said, "Is your friend a hooker?  Is she waiting for the sailors?" 
 
I know we are making fun of them but the way you phrased it was too… Read full post »

date Fri, May 9, 2008 at 8:36 AM
subject: NEW CONTACT

I CONTACTED GERRY BRAITHWAITE.  I REALLY LIKED HIM IN HS. (NO ROMANCE)  HE DATED DIANA RYAN, MY BEST FRIEND WHOSE MOM WAS A JEW HATER.  ANYWAY... I WILL KEEP IN TOUCH WITH GERRY UNITL HE LOOSES INTEREST.
&nb… Read full post »

dateWed, May 28, 2008 at 10:57 AM

subject: relax

Hello Missy Drama,

 RELAX. I was threatened 24/7 by employees, strangers etc. Don't worry. Toughen up. Life is tough. Your dad is sick. He is coughing. Rhoda is sick. She is coughing. I am ok. Allergies but so… Read full post »

date Sun, Dec 27, 2009 at 10:35 PM
subject: movies

saw up in the air  do not see it.  performance great but topic sucks.
 
avitar  great
 
new movie with mathew broderick  so so
 
new movie with catherine zeta jones  i liked it.  your dad not so muc… Read full post »

date Wed, Jan 6, 2010 at 11:12 AM
subject: an old friend

I found an old friend  of mine from HS.  I really liked her and we were good friends.  I called her and I do not know how this happened but she was putting me on a food program. … Read full post »