Scat, scat, you reprehensible little hound!!
Always going about with your ears to the ground.
Dogged and determined, lost puny stray!
How many times have I told you to stay away??
Is it me that your trying so desperately to hook?
All with that sad, come hither look?
I'll never understand why your following me.
I'm never taking you home, so let me be!
Why don't they just lock you up in the pound!!
That's the place you belong, lost little hound!!