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Safe_Bet's Loving Spouse and Our Kid's Mom...

Safe_Bet's Amy

Safe_Bet's Amy
Location
In my own little hell, Alaska,
Birthday
June 06
Bio
Missing her while trying to be as good a mom as she was.

MY RECENT POSTS

Okay WSFTC, you asked for it....

Made of top-grade nonporous stainless steel, polished to a gleaming finish, this gorgeous device is great for doing your kegel exercises, as well as for pure, sensuous fucking. It has a gradual curve with rounded ends.

I personally consider this metal beauty to be a… Read full post »

JANUARY 3, 2010 10:57AM

Welcome to my Eulogy

Welcome to my eulogy. 

Everybody dies sooner or later.  I’m guessing I will be one of the sooner ones.   

I’ve always detested most eulogies.  They never seemed to match what the person REALLY was like and how they TRULY thought.  I’m going to keeRead full post »

JANUARY 1, 2010 5:38PM

Party At Safe_Bet's House! W00t!!!!

I know I prolly shouldn't write more than one post a day, but screw it...  its New Years Day so I can indulge myself! 

A FRIEND of mine and I exchanged PMs earlier and the subject of Favorite Lists came up.  I started looking at mine and asked Amy if maybeRead full post »

JANUARY 1, 2010 12:33PM

Just Cuz I Love Them!

I've decided that for my first post of 2010 (damn it feels weird typing that!), I'd make a post of my absolutest favortiest songs / YouTube videos. 

 

If you know me, you know why I love this song.  If you don't, it will explain how I think better than… Read full post »

DECEMBER 31, 2009 12:14AM

You're #1 In My Book!

First a brief poetic intermission:

If your first name rhymes with pig this is for you.

If you last name rhymes with "Failing" this is for you.

If you doesn't have a Grandma, but instead just has a Nana,

You got it...  this is for you!

 

Okay, now that that… Read full post »

DECEMBER 29, 2009 6:20PM

The Global Lesbian Conspiracy Update

 

  
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Warning If you aren’t queer you can’t read this!  Just walk away.  There is absolutely nothing to see here…

     

 

 

 

 

Okay, so now it’s just us queer chicks… 

 

H… Read full post »

NOVEMBER 17, 2009 3:40PM

A Poem for the Pope!

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This Poet's Creed

by Safe_Bet©

Me and God had a little chat. It was cool,
but we’re both pissed at all the religions of this world

Religions where -
Dancing is a sin, but calling children abominations isn’t.
Protests against queers at a straight soldier’
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NOVEMBER 15, 2009 9:54AM

Congratulations Lefty McGee!

A little bird told me that one of my uber favoritest poets of all times is a finalist  in the Epic eBook Awards (formerly know as the Eppies)!  Congratulations Lefty!  YOU ROCK, DUDE!

  

Lefty
 

I'd really appecitate it if any ALL of you straight ladies out t… Read full post »

NOVEMBER 10, 2009 10:57AM

Dear Democrats: You've Lost Me!

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(Image courtesy of Pam Spaulding's Blog: Pam's House Blend

 

Yup.  I'm kind of slow, I guess.  It took me till now to process my thoughts regarding the latest betrayal by the Democratic party. 

Once again they betrayed the LGBTQ Community, along with their lap dogs in the Human Rights Campaign, through their absolute laRead full post »

NOVEMBER 4, 2009 12:20PM

Why do you hate us?

 

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Dear Voters,

 

Why?  Why the hate?  We haven’t done anything to you!  You aren’t even willing to try to get to know us.  Why?

 

I know that many of you hate us because you’ve been told to by your church. Read full post »

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NOVEMBER 1, 2009 10:20AM

Fear of Shadows

by Safe_Bet©

 

Like a shadow lost in the dark,
I wonder if she is happy
and with whom.

Self righteousness cuts
like a rusted razor;
successfully severing,
but with such pain.

I keep my eyes open
for the signs of the apocalypse,
as I live in fear
of intertwined silhouettes.
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OCTOBER 31, 2009 7:01PM

The Best Damn Poster Ever!

Gawd, I love this thing!!!!

 

libertyjusticelesbians 

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

 

P.S.  Happy Halloween, peeps! Read full post »

 

In response to a comment in fingerlakewander's latest post!

http://open.salon.com/blog/fingerlakeswanderer/2009/10/29/barbie_has_cankles 

 

lesbian-barbie-sex  Read full post »

MUAHAHAHAHAHA!

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I even have a few of my own:
  • The Pope joins the Log Cabin Republicans.
  • "Cavemen" receives an Emmy .
  • My favorite football team wins.
  • I  stop thinking about food.
  • Godzilla REALLY attacks Tokyo (and eats the Pope when he is discovered at a covert, gay,
  • Read full post »
OCTOBER 13, 2009 6:20PM

Spay/Neuter Your Blue Dogs, PLEASE!!!

From:  The American Human Society

To: Whom It May Apply,

As the keepers of vile, scum sucking, low life, back-stabbing, quasi-rethuglican wanna-be, Blue Dogs, it is your civic responsibility to castrate/neuter/spay/de-ovarify your respective Blue Dog Demoncrats, which all go by the name of DINO… Read full post »

OCTOBER 10, 2009 10:52PM

Arrrgh! No More Lies, Mr. President!!!

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He took our queer money and he took our queer votes. In return, we took his promise of change. He got elected with our votes and money, but he hasn’t kept ANY of his promises to the LGBTQ Community.

NOW, he makes a speech to the HRC faithful, who… Read full post »

OCTOBER 7, 2009 3:18PM

Seasons of my Love

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My love’s eyes sparkled like drops of icy water

Tumbling into the clear pool of her love

Like the first buds of spring, my heart responded

My adoration for her grew just as quickly 

 

Warmed by the joy of my love’s sunny smile

I sense the heat ofRead full post »

OCTOBER 6, 2009 12:04PM

That's Right! I'm Suing Your Ass!

 or

 

Busting the Marriage Monopoly

 Gay marriage is a pretty hot topic in a household that consists of two lesbians, who enjoy a long term monogamous commitment, and the children they have created and nurtured together.     

Money and business is another hot tRead full post »

OCTOBER 3, 2009 11:11AM

Sonnet to My Neverborn Babes

 

This poem is dedicated to all the women,

like me, who have lost a child.

 

 

 

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Sonnet to My Neverborn Babes

by Safe_Bet©

Sadness is a cold, cruel mistress;
welding whips of shame filled fear.
Bringing with her the old distress,
lashing/
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 Back in the beginning of this month, mamoore wrote a blog that got to me.  It was about the dilemma of after school care when there are two working parents. 

http://open.salon.com/blog/melissa_moore/2009/09/08/balancing_on_the_middle_school_tightrope

It made me want to do sometRead full post »

SEPTEMBER 29, 2009 5:53PM

Open Call for "Happy Stuff"

WAY too much crap is going on today.  The Senate Finance Committee SUCKS, friends are bummed and depressed, I'm starting to feel sick....   just a whole bunch of crap going down, ya know?

What I need (and want to share) are some songs and videos that make me larf!  A good… Read full post »

SEPTEMBER 29, 2009 4:12PM

Hope

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Old man spilled his bag in front of the store;
people walk right on past, minds set to *ignore*

Young kids still unprogrammed, faultless, still free;
dash forward to help him as quick as they see

With nary a worry of what might be perceived,
they helped him simply becaus/… Read full post »
SEPTEMBER 27, 2009 10:45AM

Frog Kiss

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Like a princess who kissed frogs,

just because she found them beautiful;

my life is for few.

 

As a square peg in a world of rounds;

the rare fit is that much sweeter.

Fewer chances; greater risks.

 

The kiss did once work magic.

No prince appeared to carry me away,

instead… Read full post »

SEPTEMBER 23, 2009 11:14AM

Happy Celebrate Bisexuality Day, y'all!

Celebrate Bisexuality Day is observed on September 23 by members of the bisexual community and their supporters. [1][2][3]

This day is a call for bisexual, pansexual, and fluid people and their families, friends and supporters to recognize and celebrate bisexuality, bisexual history, bisexual communi… Read full post »