I made a comment on Dorinda Fox’s blog today and it put me in one of those moods where I just sat and thought about how lucky I was to have had such a wonderful woman in my life.
The comment was in regards to another comment where they mentioned that “obey” had been dropped from the current wedding vows. My comment was this:
““like they ditch the "obey" part for the ladies...”
~Snerk~
We wrote out our promises and I changed my Suzy's to include "obey" (strictly as a joke... honest).
The JotP read it as written, but when Suzy calmly and smoothly repeated it, it came out as:
I promise to love, honor, you must be on fucking crack and cherish her as long as we both shall live.
Even the old fart JotP laughed till he had tears!”
I’m thinking now that I probably miss her sense of humor and her smile more that just about anything else.
This goes hand in glove with most of the things I’ve been finding in the 3 terabyte hard drive she used to archive, which is FULL of “Suzy Stuff”. I shared some of the posters I found on there. Along with those was her favorite Lesbian Pulp Fiction Book covers.
On another site, she often used these as Avs and they reflect how much she not only loved being a lesbian (believe me, she did!) and her whacky sense of humor that I loved so much.
(~Snerk~ this one's even photo illustrated! ;~) )
I have no idea where Suzy got these images from, so I'll just say that credit belongs to whichever sick MF'er published this crap! ;~)
P.S. I'm just including this one because it cracked me up.
You must REALLY have to piss off your boss to get this job!
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You must miss her terribly, Amy. _r
This is funny, love it! And you are right, you were blessed to have her in your life . . you STILL are. Allow yourself to laugh, hon. She'll be right there, laughing with you.
Love and hugs to you and the girls.
-R-
ps i think i met that fella in China
Suzy is beautiful--as are you.
I love the Pulp Novel covers. I'm using one soon in my blog. Sourced ????
You left one of my fav avis of all time out. U know the one. Can I steal it too? Kisses
...and a wiggle, wiggle.
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p.s. the tomb0y cover is my fav. All the women I love most were tomboys as kids.
I'm glad you have wonderful memories. Great post, thank you.
I loved this post... That you for the hysterical laughter...
LOVED IT!! Now this was a great Tribute to Suzy...
I am dying laughing..
OH! Don't forget that I may need that reference...
Hilarious..