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Safe_Bet's Amy

Safe_Bet's Amy
Location
In my own little hell, Iowa,
Birthday
June 06
Bio
Missing her while trying to be as good a mom as she was.

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Don't want to go though all of the hard work of actually writing something worthwhile?

Easy-Peasy!  Just do like these folks did:

 

Example #1:  Cut & Paste Your Way to Success!

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At least there WILL be as soon as I can get Candace to open the door to her bathroom.  

Until then, you'll just have to trust me that it's true as a Jane Smithie apology, as hot as a Leap'in Larry porn video and as shocking as accidently seeing… Read full post »

JANUARY 13, 2012 10:02PM

I Missed My Little Nymph Today

I wandered through our snowy woods today 

I was looking for my little nymph whose gone

Perhaps you've seen her?

She's was a pretty little thing

Golden hair and million watt smile

The cutest little elf bumps on the tops of her ears

A loving heart as big as theRead full post »

 

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The other day, in a post about Lesbian Mothers written by Jonathan Wolfman there was a "discussion of gay & lesbian marriage.   (http://open.salon.com/blog/jlw1/2012/01/09/lesbian_moms_and_the_welfare_of_children) 

During this discussion, a commenter allRead full post »

DECEMBER 13, 2011 1:17PM

How I Learned Santa Was Real.

 
Until my late 20's I never believed in Santa.
 
I grew up in a home where Christmas consisted of an excuse to get drunk and to pass off hand me down school clothes in time for them to be worn the next semester of school.
 
NOVEMBER 11, 2011 11:49AM

What About Rachael???

 

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This is a picture drawn by my worst nightmare - a 10 year old girl named Rachael.

I know Rachael and her mother from a women's shelter I help at a few towns over.  Her mom is literally hiding from the abusive ass that knocked her up when she… Read full post »

NOVEMBER 10, 2011 6:35PM

Crocodile Tears Suck

Mike Huckabee started it with his "humorous" (not) references to being sexually harassed by the clerks at Popeye's calling him "Honey". 

 It continues on when Huckabee-wannabes write "amusing" little antidotes about the "good 'ol days" when a man could make sexual innuendoes galore (and STI… Read full post »

I live outside of a small town.  One of my favororite things about this town is that it has a great little diner.  Not only is the food good (the smoked stuffed pork chops are to die for), but I even like the people who frequent the place.

The majority of… Read full post »

MARCH 8, 2011 6:14PM

Just Say'in...

JANUARY 29, 2011 7:30AM

I Love This Picture! :~D

 

Best picture ever  

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JANUARY 27, 2011 7:42PM

HAHAHAHA! Men are SUCH Dumbasses!!!

  

Survey Says:

He'll forgive your cheatin' ways, as long as it's another girl

 

 

"Half of men would forgive their female partner's infidelity, as long as it was with another woman, according to a new study on cheating."  

 

SERIOUSLY????   HAHAHAHAHA!!!… Read full post »

JANUARY 26, 2011 9:28AM

Change – Barack Obama’s Definition

 

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We wanted change, right?  Well last night we got it!  We all became Republicans!

In his State of the Union Address, the President called for the simplification, reorganization and consolidation of our government.

He's worked hard towards these goals.

By moving soRead full post »

JANUARY 25, 2011 11:03AM

Italian 'Talking' Food - Foodie Tuesday

 

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Yeah, I know, “What the hell is SHE doing here on Foodie Tuesday”!

 

Well, I’ll tell you!  There is NO ONE who knows how to eat and talk at the same time better than an Italian (I’m Sicilian actually, but most people don’tRead full post »

DECEMBER 24, 2010 11:53AM

Bigots are Bigots, Haters are Haters

Ah, "Blazing Saddles"!  One of my favorite movies and one of the best satirical pieces on bigotry and hate ever written.  

 

In this scene the Mayor of Rock Ridge talks about how he and the "school marm" have worked to deal with their "problem".

(only watch about the first 4… Read full post »

and they let you fucking asshats vote???? 

Four in 10 Americans Believe in Strict Creationism

by Frank Newport

PRINCETON, NJ -- Four in 10 Americans, slightly fewer today than in years past, believe God created humans in their present form about 10,000 years ago. Thirty-eight percent believe GoRead full post »

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Last Friday, The Harvard Crimson, the school paper of Harvard University, reported that at least 36 books, dealing with LGBT subject matter, at Harvard's  Lamont Library have been vandalized with what appeared to be urine 1.  It was initially reported an/… Read full post »

DECEMBER 8, 2010 1:18PM

The Spirit of Christmas

 

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We’ve canceled Christmas in our house this year. 

 

 

The preceding sentence might seem to be in conflict with the title, but, in our minds anyway, it’s not by a long stretch.

 

 

Surprisingly, canceling Christmas this yeaRead full post »

 

WARNING:  The following public service announcement will either make you psychotically violent (in which case we take no responsibility for broken monitors, keyboards or computers) or it will make you feel all warm and happy that people are FINALLY seeing your point and that they no longe… Read full post »

 

 

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After reading Linda Seccaspina's  "A completely insane interview with Cyril the Gnome", I have realized that I am gnomophobic.  I’m sorry, but they are just icky and I know that if I ever touch one I would get gnome cooties.   

So, I decRead full post »

NOVEMBER 12, 2010 2:22PM

Dildo Attacks – The New Terrorism???

 

This is Ms. Carolee Bildsten…  the face of the new American Taliban.  (Please note the “ee” spelling of the first name…  a coincidence???  I think NOT!) 

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Who else would conceive of such a horrendous attack against alRead full post »

According to my unconfirmed sources, in an effort stave off an impending financial crisis, the State of California has declared war against the  United States. 

This super secret plot was exposed when California launched a missile attack from it's super secret missile base l

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Or, There's A Cramp For That!

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I’m not sure how I feel about this, but it seems Betty Crocker is taking on PMS (Pre-Menstrual Syndrome). 

To add even more of a bizarre twist to it, they are taking on PMS (Pissy Mood Syndrome) via a freak’in iPhone app.  Yeah, there’s/Read full post »

'Twas the Night of Obama's Castration:

the last of the Royal Balls was coming off.

All the counts, discounts and no-'ccounts

were sitting around the throne room slinging camel-shit,

for in those days, bull-shit was as yet unknown.

A noise was heard in the courtyard andRead full post »

 

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Senator Lisa Murkowski was invited to speak at the Alaska Pride Conference.  Instead, she chose to speak at the Anchorage Baptist Temple and to praise the great and godly Rev. Jerry Prevo.

 

She did this because she is a coward.  If she had t/Read full post »

 

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An eerie foul smelling fog covered the floor and wafted up in my wake as I stalked towards the helpless children.   

Not daring to flee they could only whimper in fear. 

They both softly moaned “No… no… please not that” as I maRead full post »