Der Triumph der Scheiße

It seems that there are many world views out there among the masses. Rich, middle class, poor, east-coast, west coast, north, south, midwest, et cetera....

 Yet many of these ideas or worldviews seem like total shit to me. They are un-analytical, non-rigorous, non-thoughtful, emotional and stupid. Feng Shui, magnetic anti-cancer wristbands, belief in ghosts, angels hiding under our bed and similar such nonsense. The rich and the respectable laugh at the poor and the common folks for partaking of this stuff and peddling it to others.

But is this not hypocrisy? This stuff is silly, but the CRAP PEDDLED BY THE RICH IS FAR WORSE.

NONE of those above-listed ideas are as stupid, moronic or indefensible as the totally IDIOTIC IDEA that the rich and powerful are somehow BETTER THAN US. That their ideas are better, that their interests are more worthwhile and deserving of government protection. That their styles and interests, that the fashions and clothing they wear, the food they eat, the wine they drink, the places they "summer" or vacation are any better than those utilized by the common folks.

That they have persuaded us that they and their interests are superior, this is something I call the TRIUMPH OF THE STOOL. It is a triumph for them, because they are persuading us that their shit is something we should all desire to hold and be in union with.

People like Paris Hilton and the Kardashians, companies like Coach and Cartier, these are among the biggest producers of Materialistic and Ideological Stool in the world today. The greatest irony of it all is that they seem like the nicest and least smelly things around. Beautiful, gorgeous, wonderful and highly desirable. BUT BEWARE. They are shitty to the core.

They promote SHITTY IDEAS and a SHITTY WORLDVIEW. All these ideas are total SHIT. As a country, we are actually covered in shit. We can't get it off of us. Everybody promises to hose the nation down and give us a good scrubbing, but year after year we find ourselves covered in even greater piles of excrement and the stench keeps getting bigger and the BIG LIES of the super-rich shit-makers are getting more bold and more false with each passing day. We are suffering from a GREAT NATIONAL ILLNESS OF IDEOLOGICAL AND ETHICAL INCONTINENCE as a result.

Do you want to know the greatest secret I have uncovered in my brief years of living and learning? HERE IT IS:

The Shit on the top is just as stupid and idiotic as the shit on the bottom.  The only difference is that the Rich persuade us that their shit is delectable chocolate mousse.

 However, if you get close to their "chocolate mousse" if you smell it and taste it----THEN you will see that this MOUSSE is nothing but a MYTH.

Once you realize the true nature of the MOUSSE MYTH and see that the nonsense of the Rich is just as WORTHLESS AND STUPID and SHITTY as the nonsense of the poor and the Middle Classes, THEN YOUR EYES WILL OPEN.

With Open Eyes and Protected Nostrils, you can then wade directly into the shit, even if it is up to your waist. Once there, you can start shifting among the shit and look for something useful, like some accidentally digested coins or jewlery. And then you can use these trinkets to buy yourself a nice GRILLED SALMON.

Too long have we been covered in shit and exposed to other people's Shittiness.

The Political has irrevocably been transformed into the Scatological. No ideology or philosophy is sensible unless it takes notice of this singular truth.

How can you reform Shit? The Democrats don't wish to remove the shittiness of our government or economy as much as they want to make a deal with DIAPER MANUFACTURERS, so we can manage and deal with the shit, and make its clean-up somewhat more orderly. BUT THEY DO NOTHING FOR THE POLITICAL AND ECONOMIC INCONTINENCE THAT IS DESTROYING US. The virus, the cholera, the nasty bug remains inside our great national gut and we need MAJOR LEFT WING MEDICINE to purge it from our system ONCE AND FOR ALL!

But in addition to curing this nasty incontinence, we must also WASH IT AWAY. Finding new uses for it, like toothpaste, hair-gel, skin-products and mushy/viscous baths, these things will not work.

AT THE END OF THE DAY, we need somebody to HOSE DOWN THE WHOLE GOD-DAMNED COUNTRY. WE NEED TO GIVE IT A GOOD SCRUBBING and WASH ALL THE SHITTY IDEOLOGY AND MATERIALISM AWAY AND DRIVE IT INTO THE SEA.

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BTW: Wikipedia says the above picture is the "Bristol Stool Chart." I, however, think it is a group photo of our leading Congressmen and Movie Stars. Which one is John Boehner?