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April 21, 2011 11:50AM
- ApocAlarm Smartphone App Warns
of the Apocalypse
April 06, 2011 12:38PM
- I want to donate my body to
January 27, 2011 08:50PM
- Accidentally Amish
January 21, 2011 02:51PM
- Warning to the Superhero
November 06, 2010 06:21PM
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written a zombie story or two
will check yours
December 15, 2010 10:41AM
- “In most jobs, your brain
can go out for a stroll and
do the job just as
September 17, 2010 04:07PM
- “Fanatic religious types
are the same no matter
imaginary man in the sky
September 07, 2010 06:22PM
- “Dred Scott, Korematsu,
Gore vs. Bush, Citizens
list of terrible
August 27, 2010 08:34PM
- “Ah, paradise. I don't
remember this particular
before, glad I got
August 25, 2010 09:29PM
Robin Reed's Links
Birthers, people who believe that President Obama was not born in the United States, got a shot in the arm recently when Donald Trump took up their cause. The Donald even sent investigators to Hawaii to lounge on the beach and pretend… Read full post »
Interview with Andy Staub, creator of the ApocAlarmTM smartphone app.
RR: What made you think of the ApocArlarmTM?
AS: I was trying to think of an app to sell on iPhone and Android phones, but there were problems with all of them. I wanted to do one that would… Read full post »
Lawyer: All right, Mrs. Vorple, you are leaving $10,000,000 to your son, and $2.59 to your daughter. Is there anything else you want to put in your will?
Mrs. Vorple: Yes. I want to donate my body to television.
Lawyer: I'm sorry, what?
Mrs. Vorple: Preferably "NCIS." Then… Read full post »
I have neither the woodworking skills or the religious faith of the Amish people, but I have been conducting an experiment in living without modern conveniences. I am doing without electricity in my apartment, and all the things that electricity makes possibl… Read full post »
The last time I flew for business, I thought I couldn't afford to rent a car. I walked past the Hertz, Avis, Dollar, and Rent a Wreck counters at the airport, heading for the bus stop.
Then I saw a card table set up in the rental car area,… Read full post »
So the U.S. is finally pulling out of Iraq, after a war that was longer than World War Two, and and no one can really explain why we went there. When the pullout is finished, the news stories say, there will only be 50,000 troops left in Iraq.
Hold on a… Read full post »
Apple, Inc., in a joint project with software giant Microsoft, along with General Motors, has announced details about the next generation of iPhone. The device will have everything that a user could want. “The new iPhone contains a video camera, an X-Box video game system, a full sized keyboar… Read full post »
are U afrayd 2 TEXT? Duz everyone kno your OLD cuz you spel coreckly? Does your children & yunger frends LOL wen they c ur EMAIL? U cant help it, U use propper speling and grammer. u need HELP!
Now thare is MISPELING CHEK! Just tipe UR mesage then run… Read full post »
They no longer want to be called “zombies”, announced David Blander, new president of the NAADP (National Association for the Advancement of Dead People).
In an impassioned speech at his organization’s yearly conven… Read full post »
The Republican party criticized President Obama for scratching his nose with his left hand during a recent speech. “Everyone knows the left hand is un-American,” said congressman Roy Craphead (R – Tennessee). “A real American uses the right hand.”
The controversy explod… Read full post »
In the beginning, God’s alarm clock went off at 7:00 a.m. God got out of bed, said, I hate Mondays!, and then created the heavens and the earth.
God Said, Let there be light! and there was light, and God saw that it… Read full post »
All pet owners think that their cat or dog is the cutest and smartest animal in the world. I’m not like that. I know my cat is nothing special. Sure, she does things that I find adorable, but that’s just me. I’… Read full post »
The other day I decided to sell my soul to the devil. The only problem was, I had no idea how to contact the devil, or even the closest regional manager of Hell, Inc/… Read full post »
I have struggled to lose weight all my life. I have tried everything. Finally, I believe I have found the solution. I invented anti-gravity underwear.
I haven’t lost any fat, mind you, but I can adjust my new underwear to make me weigh as little as two pounds. I usually… Read full post »
In a crowded parking lot when I am walking to my car I often feel like I am being followed. This is not a paranoid delusion, it is true. I am being followed by people in a car who hope I will lead them to my parking space, then drive my… Read full post »
And God said , Let us make man in our image, after our likeness
This incomplete sentence from Genesis tells us a lot of stuff about God. If God made man in His image, then logically God is pretty much the shape and size of a… Read full post »
The Me Hall of Fame announced today that I will be inducted in a ceremony in my living room this afternoon. The nominating committee, consisting of Me, Myself, and I, announced that I am "An outstanding candidate and the best qualified Me available."
To qualify for the Me Hall of… Read full post »
CBS Evening News with Katie Couric, and NBC's Nightly News with Brian Williams, are taking a step into the future, according to an NP (Negotiated Press) story.
The traditional half hour news shows have faced… Read full post »
Sometimes I volunteer down at the Home for Retired Show Business Aliens in Hollywood. The first thing people ask about it is, "Is E.T. there?"
Of course not. E.T. is still a young alien, out exploring new wor… Read full post »