Glenn Beck mocks, ridicules, and despises World Cup Soccer...  and makes a complete idiot of himself in the process.

(Please listen to the audio below... thankfully it only lasts for 0:31)

The Texas GOP recently approved a platform that would ban oral sex in the "Lone Star State." 

From the "2010 Texas State Republican Party Platform."

Texas Sodomy Statutes –  We oppose the legalization of sodomy. We demand that Congress exercise its authority granted by the U.S. Const… Read full post »

It's become painfully clear that the Republican Party stands for the opposite of what President Obama supports... in every single case. 

If Obama orders Cornish game hen he's an elitist.  If he eats a hamburger he's pandering to middle-America.

If he has a slice of apple pie the GOP wonder… Read full post »

When Rush Limbaugh, Glenn Beck, and Byron York all say that Barack Obama needs to fire General McChrystal it's time to put your wallet in your front pocket because these idiots are up to no good.

Historical precedence would dictate that Mr. Obama fire the General but since when does the… Read full post »

This is a rewrite and repost from last Father's Day.

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In 1968 pop-artist Andy Warhol proclaimed that, "In the future, everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes."  My father, Tom Fallihee, had this come true, although he didn't live to enjoy (or… Read full post »

Todd and Sarah Palin are not happy campers.

The fear that author and new neighbor Joe McGinniss might post photos of Todd Palin "batter dippin' the corn dog," has created problems for the "half-term Governor" and the former "First Dude."

Rumors are flying around Wasilla that ever since McGinniss mov… Read full post »

My apologies to some of my loyal readers who are no doubt groaning as they think, "Oh shit, not another Glenn Beck post."

"Roger, why do you write about this jackass?  Are you a glutton for punishment?"  Maybe I am, but to me Mr. Beck is the gift that keeps on… Read full post »

If you tuned into "The Glenn Beck Show" for the first time on June 1, 2010 you may have come away with the impression that he is a deep, thoughtful, and compelling host.  With a straight face and the resolve of a loving father, he looked us in the eye and… Read full post »

To:  The Department of Heterosexual Certification

From:  Roger Fallihee

Re:  TV show "Glee"

My wife and I started watching "Glee" today on DVD.  It was my idea to buy it.  I also purchased Season II of "Breaking Bad."

We watched the first episode, which I liked a lot.  M… Read full post »

Baseball has a long and storied history of astonishing single game performances, some by future Hall of Famers and some by also-rans.

When the moon and stars are lined up just right, a ball player might slug four home runs (Lou Gehrig, Willie Mays, Mike… Read full post »

I was surfing through my usual socialistic, Marxist websites this morning when I stumbled onto this intriguing headline from Raw Story:  "Hubble Catches Planet Being Devoured by it's Star."

How cool is that?  The scientists that discovered this cataclysmic, once-in-a-lifetime event must be… Read full post »

According to a  The Wall Street Journal report, "The Arizona Department of Education recently began telling school districts that teachers whose spoken English it deems to be heavily accented or ungrammatical must be removed from classes for students still learning English."

This is a good f… Read full post »

What do Rand Paul, Louis Farrakhan, and Saudi Prince Bandar have in common?

Other than being rigid ideologues, they are the only people in the 62 year history of Meet The Press to cancel a scheduled appearance.

I guess Rachel Maddow was all the NBC ass-kicking he could take.

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Sean Hannity doesn't see a problem with the new Arizona immigration law but most of his discussions surrounding the law completely miss the point as to why this legislation is wrong for Arizona and wrong for America.

Proponents of the legislation point out that immigrants are required by law to carry… Read full post »

Politicians don't lie... they misspeak. 

The latest "misspeaker" is Richard Blumenthal, the Democratic Attorney General from Connecticut and current candidate for the U.S. Senate seat being vacated by Chris Dodd.

Blumenthal has mentioned his service in Vietnam, but he never actually served there… Read full post »

"Papers?  Papers?  I don't need no stinkin' papers," Santa Claus said when he found out that he could be in violation of a new Arizona law requiring that he and his helpers produce proof of citizenship while working in the state.

"I've been going to Arizona since Barry Goldwater was a… Read full post »

From MSNBC.com:

Republican Sen. Bob Bennett was thrown out of office Saturday by delegates at the Utah GOP convention in what represents a stunning defeat for a once-popular three-term incumbent who fell victim to a growing conservative movement nationwide.

Bennett's failure to make it into Utah… Read full post »

Bowing to pressure from his GOP critics, and not wanting to let the BP oil spill become known as "Obama's Katrina," President Obama today donned fins, a facemask, snorkle and wetsuit, swam to the bottom of the Gulf of Mexico, and successfully plugged the oil leak.

After thirty minutes the President… Read full post »

Senator John McCain's shift to the far right of the political spectrum took a bizarre turn today when he distanced himself from his adopted Bangladeshi daughter Bridget.

McCain, the former maverick, in a last-ditch effort to hold on to his Senate seat, has apparently decided that Bridget is more troub…

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According to the Reverend Pat Robertson, Ellen Degeneres' lesbianism caused both 9/11 and Hurricane Katrina and chances are he believes that her need for unnatural, Satanic sex also caused the BP oil spill. 

When Hurricane Katrina hit New Orleans in 2005 it didn't take long for the Robertson to…

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Media conservatives have attempted to link several calamities to President Obama, by simply referring to the various events as "Obama's Katrina."

However, the Fort Hood murders, Haitian earthquake, H1N1 epidemic, GM bailout, Underwear Bomber, and the BP oil spill, all given the pejorative tag, ha… Read full post »

Friday, 4/23,/2010, Puyallup, WA.

Dear OS Friends and Future Friends,

A miracle has happened!

A once-in-a-lifetime event has completely rocked my world and to my OS friends and strangers alike, I'm going to need your help figuring out what to do next.

It was a day like any… Read full post »

It was my boyhood fantasy to grow up to one day play first base for the New York Yankees.  Mantle, Maris, Ford... Fallihee?  

Small problem though; I couldn't hit, run, or throw.  Even with that I still might have been better than Major League Baseball’s worst player in history:&… Read full post »