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Robert J. Elisberg

Robert J. Elisberg
Location
Los Angeles, California,
Birthday
December 31
Bio
Robert J. Elisberg has been a regular contributor to the Huffington Post since 2006. His writing has appeared in such publications as the Los Angeles Times, Los Angeles Daily News, and Los Angeles Magazine, and served on the editorial board for the Writers Guild of America. He has contributed political writing to the anthology, "Clued in on Politics," 3rd edition (CQ Press). Born in Chicago, he attended Northwestern University and received his MFA from UCLA, where he was twice awarded the Lucille Ball Award for comedy screenwriting. Most recently, he wrote the comedy-adventure screenplay, “The Wild Roses,” for Callahan Filmworks, and had published his comic novella, "A Christmas Carol 2: The Return of Scrooge."

MY RECENT POSTS

MAY 23, 2013 1:44PM

It Takes a Lot of Chutzpah

Over the weekend, I was invited to a screening of a new, 11-part webseries, Dude, Where's My Chutzpah?, a one-woman circus (with a lot of help from her friends) by Jessie Kahnweiler, who wrote, directed, produced and stars in the series as...Jessie Kahnweiler.  The webseries will run on YouTube… Read full post »

MAY 22, 2013 10:52AM

Pal Mel

There was a long, well-researched article on Friday in The Huffington Post that was sort of the opposite-Obama.  The point of it wasn't that there are people who won't believe a birth certificate about where someone was born, but rather that there are people who won't believe a death certificate… Read full post »

As mobile technology expands, so too does the need to run that technology.  And that can mean using a gobsmack lot of batteries, which can mean a gobsmack lot of money to replace.  As a result, a lot of people turn to rechargeable batteries as an alternative.

Perhaps the biggest problem over… Read full post »

MAY 20, 2013 10:59AM

Stand By Them

A few years ago, I wrote an article explaining why I thought that legendary songwriters Jerry Leiber and Mike Stoller should be Kennedy Center Honorees.  A few days later, my phone rang and the voice on the other said, "Hi, is Robert there?  This is Mike Stoller."  It was a joyful… Read full post »

MAY 14, 2013 10:40AM

Rand Paul is Really Sick

"I don't know about you, but watching anti-American globalists plot against our Constitution makes me sick."
-- Sen. Rand Paul (R-KY) on the U.S signing the United Nations' "Small Arms Treaty"


For once, I agree with Rand Paul.  He's right, he doesn't know about me.

Just so you understand, the Smal… Read full post »

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MAY 8, 2013 10:49AM

What a Difference a Month Makes

For the February 18 issue of Time magazine, the publication fell all over itself and anointed a new head of the Republican Party.  The man who would lead the floundering and disjointed party out of the wilderness and into the Promised Land.  It would be as if they thought him… Read full post »

MAY 2, 2013 10:22AM

Cruzing for a Bruising

The conservative National Review magazine has an amusing article about the far-right reincarnation of Joe McCarthy, Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX), considering a run for the presidency.  It’s not intended to be amusing, I don’t think, but it is.  That is, if your definition of “amus… Read full post »

MAY 1, 2013 10:19AM

Herm Edwards was Wrong

I spent enough of the past weekend watching the NFL Draft.  Wall-to-wall experts.  The commentators, analysts, former players, former coaches, drafted rookies, and more, far more, everyone had an opinion.  Everyone knew The Truth, at least for the weekend.  And it all put the spor… Read full post »

APRIL 27, 2013 10:22AM

Happy Maurice Cheeks Day!

[This is a reprint of a column originally written in 2009.  And this year is the 10th anniversary of the actual event itself!  Some stories simply demand repeating.  Or better put, demand not being forgotten.  This is one of them.]
   
   
April 27, 2009

Oh, Say CaRead full post »

 

"I'm going to say there are more people like me who carry this card, and they're proud to have a card saying they support Second Amendment rights, who enjoy the rights I have as a United States citizen."

  -- Sen. Joe Manchin (D-WVA), on why he's notRead full post »

APRIL 18, 2013 1:27PM

A Loss of Perspective

If you'd turned on the news and saw wall-to-wall coverage about a fertilizer bomb that went off, killing at least 15 and injuring 150, you'd be horrified, and would completely understand every network reporting on it -- and only it -- all day.  Yet the explosion in Texas on Wednesday just…

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Editor’s Pick
APRIL 17, 2013 10:28AM

Beating a Very Dead Horse 101

"You know, folks mock Mitt Romney for what he said, but he's right. Forty-seven percent of American citizens pay zero in income taxes. It's just true,"
-- Rep. Rob Woodall (R-GA)

So, you know that Republican Party "Growth & Opportunity" study that told themselves to be kinder and gentler because… Read full post »

APRIL 15, 2013 11:28AM

An a-Pauling Lesson in Black History

Last Wednesday, Sen. Rand Paul (R-KY) spoke to students at Howard University.

"How did the Republican Party, the party of the great emancipator, lose the trust and faith of an entire race?", he asked.

The answer to Sen. Paul's question can actually be answered simply, with just one word.  And that… Read full post »

APRIL 4, 2013 9:41AM

Way, Way Over the Rainbow

What with the new movie, Oz: The Great and Powerful out in the theaters, it got me thinking about The Song.  There have been a lot of wonderful interpretations of "Over the Rainbow," but this might be my favorite.  That's because it's done by someone who should know.  E.Y. "Yip" Harbur… Read full post »

APRIL 2, 2013 9:26AM

History: It’s Not for Sissies

One of the great things about reading history and remembering the past is that, as the famous quote suggests, you won't be condemned to repeat its mistakes.

Another is that you don't paint yourself in a fool's corner by getting your facts wrong and misinterpreting what actually happened.

But also, impo… Read full post »

APRIL 1, 2013 10:01AM

The Master of April Fools

My mother, Betty Lou, loved April Fools jokes.  This may not seem like a big deal, except that she didn’t really have a sense of humor.  I don’t mean that she wasn’t funny or want to like jokes.  Just that she didn’t have a “sense” of them.  Lik… Read full post »

From the Elisberg Industries Mailbag.  Letters We Get Letters.  The following was sent to me.  Really.

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Dear Answer Man,

Perhaps you can write me a column that will instruct me on what to say to my mother.  I was raised by my folks a die-hard liberal – JFK was their hero, the… Read full post »

MARCH 26, 2013 10:22AM

The Bart of the Rant

A few weeks back, I got an email from my pal Bart Baker.  Bart is a wonderful writer, who's written several screenplays (most notably, Live Wire, with Pierce Brosnan), as well as a ton of TV movies -- including a series of Mother of the Bride romantic comedies.  He's also produced… Read full post »

MARCH 25, 2013 10:23AM

Perles of Wisdom

"I think that is not a reasonable question."  
-- Richard Perle, architect of the Iraq War, to NPR's Renee Montagne question whether it was worth it.

So, let's see, there were 4,500 Americans killed, 32,000 Americans officially wounded, hundreds of thousands of Iraqis dead or wounded. And at a fi… Read full post »

MARCH 22, 2013 11:24AM

Oops, They Said It Again

On CNN's program, "The Lead," Wednesday, Speaker of the House John Boehner (R-OH) was asked by host Jake Tapper what he thought about improving background checks for gun purchases.  The Speaker surprised audiences by replying, "They should actually do a real background check on everyone."Very im… Read full post »

MARCH 20, 2013 10:57AM

The Writers Workbench: iPod Touch 5G

 Yes, Virginia, there still is an iPod Touch

 At first glance, it might seem that the iPod touch today is an orphan.  It’s like an iPhone, but doesn’t have a phone.  It’s like a iPad, but doesn’t have that large display.  However, it not only still ex… Read full post »

MARCH 19, 2013 10:37AM

The Party That Cried “Wolf”

"We do not have an immediate debt crisis"
-- Speaker of the House John Boehner (R-OH) on ABC's "This Week"

I was going to write something about this on Monday, but I was only able to unclench my typing fingers just now. 

I almost got them relaxed enough when Mr.… Read full post »

At CPAC on Saturday, there were stories about the speech given by former half-term governor of Alaska Sarah Palin (R-AK-1/2).  I didn't read them because, well, honestly, I didn't care.  Ms. Palin has been a joke since she entered the national stage, and at this point she's an empty joke wi… Read full post »

I was watching the news the other day, seeing several more stories about how states are continuing to get around the legality of abortion.  Though abortion is legal, the states are writing laws to make the availability of abortion near impossible.  These could be from zoning laws, or code r… Read full post »

Editor’s Pick
MARCH 8, 2013 10:32AM

Gee, Maybe Audiences Will See An Action Movie That

This is an article that I wrote for Open Salon almost two years ago, on May 5, 2011.  Given that today is International Women's Day, I thought it was appropriate to post here again in honor of the occasion.  (It was that, or buy a cake for everyone.)  It's also worth… Read full post »

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