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Robert Brenner
- Location
- New York, New York, USA
- Birthday
- March 30
- Bio
- Robert Brenner is a humorist, critic, and ventriloquist. His work has been published in New York Magazine, the Huffington Post, Grin & Tonic, and Happy. He has been interviewed on LeMorningShow, the first Twitter talk show. He is a proud graduate of André Aciman’s Writers’ Institute at the Graduate Center at CUNY. He lives in New York City with his child bride and two (imaginary) cats. Email: rabrenner@prodigy.net
MY RECENT POSTS
- WILLARD Mitt Romney
September 27, 2012 07:53PM - Total Total Recall
August 07, 2012 07:03PM - The Dark Knight Fails
July 21, 2012 12:54PM - Romney Prometheus
June 09, 2012 12:02PM - Republican Avengers Assemble!
April 14, 2012 11:47AM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “By the way, the Avengers
movie rocks.”
May 04, 2012 10:08PM - “Incredible Newt REALLY
angry now!”
May 02, 2012 07:33PM - “SagCap, I love to make
my fans howl...unless you're
a
werewolf.”
April 28, 2012 02:58PM - “Thanks, Sag. I think I'm
starting to detect a trend
here,
despite Mr. Fever's
nay…”
April 28, 2012 01:47PM - “Marilyn, Kenneth, thanks
for the kind words. And
Johnny,
chill out, dude.
You're…”
April 27, 2012 04:00PM
Robert Brenner's Links
WILLARD Mitt Romney
Total Total Recall
My latest for that other online magazine:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/robert-brenner/total-total-recall_b_1713341.html Read full post »
The Dark Knight Fails
Romney Prometheus
My latest for the Huffington Post:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/robert-brenner/romney-prometheus_b_1564242.html
Republican Avengers Assemble!
Fifty Shades of Mitt Romney
Dr. Strange vs. Rick Santorum
How Newt Gingrich Became The Herald Of Galactus
In his secret lunar base hidden on the dark side of the
moon, Newt Gingrich licks his political wounds and plots yet
another unlikely comeback:
NEWT: They called me "unstable," "erratic," "grandiose!" I'll show
them! As soon as I've completed my death ray, I'll decimate
the rest… Read full post »
Captain America For President
Tintin Über Alles
Mitt Romney's Diary
Dear Diary:
WTF? I'm the handsomest, richest, most electable candidate in my
class, but the GOP still won't ask me to the prom. My feelings
would be hurt -- if I had any.
It was bad enough when they passed me over last time for ROTC
captain John McCain.… Read full post »
Batman Invades Occupy Wall Street
The "Occupy" movement, whether displaying itself on Wall Street or in the streets of Oakland (which has, with unspeakable cowardice, embraced it) is anything but an exercise of our blessed First Amendment. "Occupy" is nothing but a pack of louts, thieves, and rapists, an unruly mo… Read full post »
Hulk Occupy Wall Street
Hulk See Greed. Hulk Smash! -- the Wall Street Journal
"Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry."
How many times have I said that? Over the years, I've become something of an expert on anger management, ever… Read full post »
Herman Cain Is The Anti-Christ
Seven Beauties: Angela Merkel and Silvio Berlusconi
Ed Koch: With Friends Like This, Israel Doesn't Need Enemies
Three-Way Dance: Romney, Perry, Bachmann
VENTURA: Good evening, fight fans! This is you host, Jesse
"the Body" Ventura.
ROVE: And I'm your color commentator, Karl "the Brain" Rove.
VENTURA: We've got a real slobberknocker for you tonight! It's a
three-way dance--the Mighty Mitt Romney versus Rowdy Rick Perry
versus Beau… Read full post »
Super Congress vs. Justice League
With great debt comes great responsibility:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/robert-brenner/super-congress-vs-justice_b_920281.html
Michele Bachmann: "I Kissed A Girl"
Super 8 Inches: It Arrives...On Your Cell Phone
Scene 1: Midnight. A deserted train station. A group of
kids are shooting an amateur porno with their
smartphones.
DIRECTOR: Okay, baby, I'm going to make you famous! Take off your
clothes.
BLOND GIRL: Are you sure this is the way Rebecca Black got
started?
MAKEUP ARTIST (evening… Read full post »
In a secret underground bunker, located far below Fox News,
a group of superpowered Republicans gather. Roger Ailes, the brains
behind the outfit -- codenamed "Professor FoX" -- addresses
them:
Ailes/Prof. FoX: We have to stop Barack Obama from
destroying the United States. One of you… Read full post »
Alpha Male Economists: I.M.F@#ked
Buying Porn For Bin Laden
WARNING: Adult Content/Juvenile Humor
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/robert-brenner/buying-porn-for-bin-laden_b_863953.html Read full post »
Captain America Vs. Osama Bin Laden
The First Avenger on the death of OBL:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/robert-brenner/captain-america-vs-osama-_b_859002.html Read full post »
A Thor Subject
Valerie Atherton
kenneth houck
Mara Shapshay
Snowden
EdTraceyinHomer
Erica K
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