- New York, New York, USA
- March 30
- Robert Brenner is a humorist, critic, and ventriloquist. His work has been published in New York Magazine, the Huffington Post, Grin & Tonic, and Happy. He has been interviewed on LeMorningShow, the first Twitter talk show. He is a proud graduate of André Aciman’s Writers’ Institute at the Graduate Center at CUNY. He lives in New York City with his child bride and two (imaginary) cats. Email: firstname.lastname@example.org
MY RECENT POSTS
- WILLARD Mitt Romney
September 27, 2012 07:53PM
- Total Total Recall
August 07, 2012 07:03PM
- The Dark Knight Fails
July 21, 2012 12:54PM
- Romney Prometheus
June 09, 2012 12:02PM
- Republican Avengers Assemble!
April 14, 2012 11:47AM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “By the way, the Avengers
May 04, 2012 10:08PM
- “Incredible Newt REALLY
May 02, 2012 07:33PM
- “SagCap, I love to make
my fans howl...unless you're
April 28, 2012 02:58PM
- “Thanks, Sag. I think I'm
starting to detect a trend
despite Mr. Fever's
April 28, 2012 01:47PM
- “Marilyn, Kenneth, thanks
for the kind words. And
chill out, dude.
April 27, 2012 04:00PM
Robert Brenner's Links
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My latest for that other online magazine:
My latest for the Huffington Post:
In his secret lunar base hidden on the dark side of the
moon, Newt Gingrich licks his political wounds and plots yet
another unlikely comeback:
NEWT: They called me "unstable," "erratic," "grandiose!" I'll show them! As soon as I've completed my death ray, I'll decimate the rest… Read full post »
WTF? I'm the handsomest, richest, most electable candidate in my class, but the GOP still won't ask me to the prom. My feelings would be hurt -- if I had any.
It was bad enough when they passed me over last time for ROTC captain John McCain.… Read full post »
The "Occupy" movement, whether displaying itself on Wall Street or in the streets of Oakland (which has, with unspeakable cowardice, embraced it) is anything but an exercise of our blessed First Amendment. "Occupy" is nothing but a pack of louts, thieves, and rapists, an unruly mo… Read full post »
Hulk See Greed. Hulk Smash! -- the Wall Street Journal
"Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry."
How many times have I said that? Over the years, I've become something of an expert on anger management, ever… Read full post »
VENTURA: Good evening, fight fans! This is you host, Jesse
"the Body" Ventura.
ROVE: And I'm your color commentator, Karl "the Brain" Rove.
VENTURA: We've got a real slobberknocker for you tonight! It's a three-way dance--the Mighty Mitt Romney versus Rowdy Rick Perry versus Beau… Read full post »
With great debt comes great responsibility:
Scene 1: Midnight. A deserted train station. A group of
kids are shooting an amateur porno with their
DIRECTOR: Okay, baby, I'm going to make you famous! Take off your clothes.
BLOND GIRL: Are you sure this is the way Rebecca Black got started?
MAKEUP ARTIST (evening… Read full post »
In a secret underground bunker, located far below Fox News,
a group of superpowered Republicans gather. Roger Ailes, the brains
behind the outfit -- codenamed "Professor FoX" -- addresses
Ailes/Prof. FoX: We have to stop Barack Obama from destroying the United States. One of you… Read full post »
WARNING: Adult Content/Juvenile Humor
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/robert-brenner/buying-porn-for-bin-laden_b_863953.html Read full post »
The First Avenger on the death of OBL:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/robert-brenner/captain-america-vs-osama-_b_859002.html Read full post »