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Robert Brenner

Robert Brenner
Location
New York, New York, USA
Birthday
March 30
Bio
Robert Brenner is a humorist, critic, and ventriloquist. His work has been published in New York Magazine, the Huffington Post, Grin & Tonic, and Happy. He has been interviewed on LeMorningShow, the first Twitter talk show. He is a proud graduate of André Aciman’s Writers’ Institute at the Graduate Center at CUNY. He lives in New York City with his child bride and two (imaginary) cats. Email: rabrenner@prodigy.net

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June 17, 2011 12:12PM
“Matt, I'm picturing Mitt Romney and Michele Bachmann sewn together mouth to anus. The only question is which one is the top of the ticket.”
About: FoX-Men: First Class
June 17, 2011 12:09PM
“Robin, thanks. xox to you too.”
About: FoX-Men: First Class
June 17, 2011 12:08PM
“old new lefty, I couldn't think of an obvious character from the X-Men movies to match-up with Rick Perry (same thing with Ron Paul). Got any suggestio…”
About: FoX-Men: First Class
June 16, 2011 12:51PM
“Trudge164, I wrote this BEFORE the second Republican debate on CNN. The scary thing is my made-up dialogue isn't that different from the truth.”
About: FoX-Men: First Class
June 16, 2011 12:50PM
“Caidence, glad you liked it. Welcome aboard.”
About: FoX-Men: First Class
June 15, 2011 12:22PM
“Thanks for the Editor's Pick. I assume it will show up on the cover at some point. In the meantime, I appreciate the vote of confidence.”
About: Temporary changes to cover schedule
June 12, 2011 11:42PM
“themanhattankid, ouch! That sounds painful! I certainly hope not.”
About: Alpha Male Economists: I.M.F@#ked
June 10, 2011 01:05PM
“Brassawe, I started out writing plays. I've always been fascinated by the economy of dialogue--the way a few well-chosen words can create whole univers…”
About: Alpha Male Economists: I.M.F@#ked
June 07, 2011 12:24PM
“BOKO, actually I don't have anything in particular against the I.M.F. I think like most large international organizations, it has a mixed record, some…”
About: Alpha Male Economists: I.M.F@#ked
June 07, 2011 12:21PM
“LadyMiko, you have a head for business.”
About: Alpha Male Economists: I.M.F@#ked
June 06, 2011 03:22PM
“Bob. it's not easy being named Moneypenny. You know everyone wants to come into money.”
About: Alpha Male Economists: I.M.F@#ked
June 06, 2011 12:25PM
“Chicken Maan, you know the Brits believe in keeping a stiff upper lip.”
About: Alpha Male Economists: I.M.F@#ked
May 23, 2011 12:25PM
“What's the matter--no one's interested in cheap sex jokes?”
About: Buying Porn For Bin Laden
May 19, 2011 09:30AM
“Cap, I looked at your photo. You've really let yourself go. I guess that Super Soldier Serum finally wore off, huh?”
About: Captain America Vs. Osama Bin Laden
May 12, 2011 12:59PM
“Brassawe, of course living through the Great Depression and World War II was no picnic.”
About: Captain America Vs. Osama Bin Laden
May 12, 2011 12:58PM
“Padraig, thanks. I try to divide my time equally between Open Salon and the Huffington Post.”
About: Captain America Vs. Osama Bin Laden
May 04, 2011 06:57PM
“I don't expect Trump to actually get in the ring, but I wouldn't be surprised if he engaged in some outside interference to promote his brand. Whoever…”
About: Barackamania is Running Wild and Politics IS Wrestling
May 04, 2011 10:21AM
“Maybe I should update this piece to include a run-in by Donald "Mr. Wonderful II" Trump? http://open.sa lon.com/blog/robert_brenner/20 09/12/30/…”
About: Barackamania is Running Wild and Politics IS Wrestling
May 04, 2011 09:57AM
“I'm looking forward to a Royal Rumble. Can you imagine if Chris "Earthquake" Christie gets in the ring?”
About: Barackamania is Running Wild and Politics IS Wrestling
May 03, 2011 08:43AM
“Trudge164, thanks for trudging over to the Huffington Post and back. I appreciate the rating.”
About: A Thor Subject
May 03, 2011 08:42AM
“Jan Sand, an old joke, but a good one.”
About: A Thor Subject
May 03, 2011 08:41AM
“Poppi Iceland, with your Norse background, I would think they would arrange a special advanced screening in Iceland. Maybe they were worried that volca…”
About: A Thor Subject
May 03, 2011 08:40AM
“Lunchlady 2, I always loved Thor too. I've been reading his adventures for four decades. So when I heard the movie was coming out, I couldn't resist an…”
About: A Thor Subject
April 30, 2011 09:46AM
“Padraig, at least he didn't look like Camilla. Looking forward to your Charles birthday piece.”
About: Princess Die: A Modern Fairy Tale Royal Wedding
April 29, 2011 09:59PM
“Another steve s, you are right, this post is unfair to the French. Off with their heads!”
About: Princess Die: A Modern Fairy Tale Royal Wedding
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