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- Robert Brenner is a humorist, critic, and ventriloquist. His work has been published in New York Magazine, the Huffington Post, Grin & Tonic, and Happy. He has been interviewed on LeMorningShow, the first Twitter talk show. He is a proud graduate of André Aciman’s Writers’ Institute at the Graduate Center at CUNY. He lives in New York City with his child bride and two (imaginary) cats. Email: firstname.lastname@example.org
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VENTURA: Welcome, fight fans, to another exciting edition of Political Wrestling! I'm your host, Jesse "the Body" Ventura.
ROVE: And I'm your color commentator, Karl “the Brain” Rove.
VENTURA: We've go a real slobberknocker for you tonight--Mitt "Mr. Excitement" Romney vs.… Read full post »
Earth! A shiny blue marble in the firmament! A lush green gem that hangs in the frozen void of outer space!
But there are those who look on our world with avaricious eye stalks. Let us turn back the calendar to that fateful September last year. On… Read full post »
My latest for that other online magazine:
My latest for the Huffington Post:
In his secret lunar base hidden on the dark side of the
moon, Newt Gingrich licks his political wounds and plots yet
another unlikely comeback:
NEWT: They called me "unstable," "erratic," "grandiose!" I'll show them! As soon as I've completed my death ray, I'll decimate the rest… Read full post »
WTF? I'm the handsomest, richest, most electable candidate in my class, but the GOP still won't ask me to the prom. My feelings would be hurt -- if I had any.
It was bad enough when they passed me over last time for ROTC captain John McCain.… Read full post »
The "Occupy" movement, whether displaying itself on Wall Street or in the streets of Oakland (which has, with unspeakable cowardice, embraced it) is anything but an exercise of our blessed First Amendment. "Occupy" is nothing but a pack of louts, thieves, and rapists, an unruly mo… Read full post »
Hulk See Greed. Hulk Smash! -- the Wall Street Journal
"Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry."
How many times have I said that? Over the years, I've become something of an expert on anger management, ever… Read full post »
VENTURA: Good evening, fight fans! This is you host, Jesse
"the Body" Ventura.
ROVE: And I'm your color commentator, Karl "the Brain" Rove.
VENTURA: We've got a real slobberknocker for you tonight! It's a three-way dance--the Mighty Mitt Romney versus Rowdy Rick Perry versus Beau… Read full post »
With great debt comes great responsibility:
Scene 1: Midnight. A deserted train station. A group of
kids are shooting an amateur porno with their
DIRECTOR: Okay, baby, I'm going to make you famous! Take off your clothes.
BLOND GIRL: Are you sure this is the way Rebecca Black got started?
MAKEUP ARTIST (evening… Read full post »
In a secret underground bunker, located far below Fox News,
a group of superpowered Republicans gather. Roger Ailes, the brains
behind the outfit -- codenamed "Professor FoX" -- addresses
Ailes/Prof. FoX: We have to stop Barack Obama from destroying the United States. One of you… Read full post »
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