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Not a professional writer, not really a professional anything. Currently making a living as an adult education instructor, and trying my best as a friend, a daughter, a sister, and a person.

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DECEMBER 1, 2009 4:44PM

All I want for Christmas is... um... I dunno.

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I was always irritated and dismayed when my parents would say “don’t get me anything,” when I asked them what they’d like for Christmas. Because, well, you kind of have to give people something, especially important people like those who brought you into this world. But, I’m so there now. I might be getting old. I might be getting wise, though. Don’t get me anything. There’s enough stuff already.

I was never an Environmentalist, in fact, I kind of hate those jerks for the most part (another story for another day). But, I have on occasion tried to make smarter choices with regard to being a rampant consumer of disposable things. This is kind of my speed:

 How many points for trying?

Until I read about a Twice-the-size-of-Texas-sized pile of junk in the Pacific that’s been swirling around in the currents for years, killing birds.

This guy's article in Rolling Stone was awesome. This soup is not.  

Albatrosses, nonetheless... ironic, no? Chris Jordan, an artist (He’s also the guy who’s done stunning pictures of what a year’s worth of water bottles looks like, and all that jazz), has done an amazing, disturbing, heart wrenching, curiosity-piquing, morbid, necessary photo documentary on the innards of dead birds who ate so much plastic there was no room for food. They starved. With full bellies. Yeah, I know. Insane. Scary. Happening. Right now. *Shudder* I will spare you a sample of those images, but, click the link and check them out.

So, this morning, I’m drinking coffee, perusing Amazon at work, (like ya do) pondering what I’m going to tell my parents I want for Christmas, a phone call I always dread because I feel like a materialistic child talking about want, want, want... and I had settled on one of those awesome one-cup coffee makers by Keurig that makes a single cup at a time of whatever coffee you want, using pod thingies in a bajillion different flavors. I thought, I could have a pumpkin spice, followed by a double-dark, followed by an Earl Grey tea, followed by a hot chocolate, followed by a well... you get the point. It’s like a buffet of beverages, right on your own countertop! A fun toy! For grown-ups! It makes realistic whooshing noises! Whee!

If Play-Doh made coffee, this would be the funnest factory evar!! 

Until I remembered the birds.

And the garbage island.

And then... I was more than a little upset.

I mean, not that my NOT buying those K-cups and enjoying pod coffee would put the company out of business, but, the 1,000 pods (or more, because, well... self-control issues abound) a year that I would use – that I won’t be using now, will not be in the bellies of those birds, and I’m okay with that. And so, I remembered “the reason for the season,” like they say in the greeting cards. And while I’ve been as much a good Catholic girl as I am an environmentalist... I’m actually feeling the vibe this time around. This year, I’m less “can we get the giant inflatable Santa on a Harley?” and more, “let’s light a candle tonight at dinner.”

I blame it in part on OS and the wonderful inspirational messages by people like you (I’m pointing at you, Monte Canfield), who write some really good meaty stuff... The reason for the season for me is celebration, gratitude, purpose, hope, wonder, and love. The gifts we have, the gifts we give, the gifts we want... should be simply sharing in one another. Grace. Talent. Care. Making the best out of what we have.

Like the Little Drummer Boy (one of my all-time favorite songs, holiday-themed or no):

Come they told me, pa rum pum pum pum
A new born King to see, pa rum pum pum pum
Our finest gifts we bring, pa rum pum pum pum
To lay before the King, pa rum pum pum pum
rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum,
So to honor Him, pa rum pum pum pum,
When we come.

Little Baby, pa rum pum pum pum
I am a poor boy too, pa rum pum pum pum
I have no gift to bring, pa rum pum pum pum
That's fit to give the King, pa rum pum pum pum,
rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum,
Shall I play for you, pa rum pum pum pum,
On my drum?

Mary nodded, pa rum pum pum pum
The ox and lamb kept time, pa rum pum pum pum
I played my drum for Him, pa rum pum pum pum
I played my best for Him, pa rum pum pum pum,
rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum,
Then He smiled at me, pa rum pum pum pum
Me and my drum.

Sheesh, that one makes me cry every single time. Happy holiday season, everyone. Don’t leave the bag in the car. Stop killing birds. And could someone call my parents for me, because, I’m still dreading that conversation. So, what about you -- has something you've read, thought about, seen, or discussed with someone here affected your wish list?

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Amen and amen. I drive myself a little crazy thinking about that kind of stuff too.

Here's a kickass fair trade online and off line (haha) shop where you could get your parents one nice things instead of plastic stuff that could kill the birds.

http://www.tenthousandvillages.com/
Oh yes. I'm like Gwen; I'll drive myself batty given half a chance.
Oh, it was a short trip to crazytown for me, too... I thought about possibly getting away with it, because, well, no albatrosses in Ohio so much -- but squirrels and owls and I thought of poor little Bambi gagging on the flip flops I pitched after summer. Gah.

Thank you so much for the link, Gwen. You rock. And, I appreciate you stopping by, Ash -- happy holidays, girls!
I am hereby making this one-time offer: I will gladly call your parents for you and I guarantee I will charm them and get you absolutely anything you want for the big holiday. Not only that, but they will not be the least bit upset that you didn't call yourself and from that day on, they will speak of me in wistful, reverential tones.

All you have to do is call my mother for me and listen to her 90-plus minutes of hypochondria. And take the guilt trip for me. Okay? Let me know.

Love candles but I miss your face already. Dig this, hold the candle and take a pic.

Out.
Duane, I'd be deliriously happy to take that trip, but 90+ minutes?! I should probably pack a snack and a change of clothes. Perhaps hypochondria is a mother's way of saying "I love you, darling ....now, love me!! I could be dying any minute here!"

Hmm.... I think charming my parents socks off would be a Christmas miracle. Sold. You're already spoken of in wistful reverence around these parts.

P.S. telling me you miss my face is the nicest thing I've heard in a long time. The shot you describe would maybe be lovely... or, could possibly cause nightmares in the way that people telling ghost stories around campfires scare you with the flashlight on their faces... we'll have to see. Thanks for the tip, wait'll I tell my peeps that I'm getting photo compositin advice from a fantastic artist. How hip!
Everything everyone says affects me, as I'm a walking nerve. Ease your conscience, get that coffeemaker second-hand (it'll be on Craigslist RIGHT after Christmas cause someone else hates it) and let me call your parents. After talking to me they'll be SO glad they're not related to me....
I'm saving a tree, have a livingroom filled with paperwhites and orchids. I try to do the 'light a candle' stuff more myself every year.
Laura: the Craigslist After-Christmas frenzy idea is really brilliant! I'm sure there are going to be tons of things that don't fit the recipient in one way or another that might fit someone I know much better. Good call. I'm still passing on the coffeemaker.... sigh... even though it would be SO FUN because the little plastic cups still give me sharp stabbing pains in the soul.

Kathy: Wonderful idea, it sounds so dreamy (please post some pictures!); I'm going with the fake tree and real pine boughs/wreaths plan to get that piney vibe without murdering the whole tree. I think. If I keep procrastinating my decorating, we'll just be putting presents under the gigantic dust bunnies.
Thanks for pointing me towards Chris Jordan. Rated.
I have been thinking about getting grocery bags to bring to the store (though we do occasionally need those plastic bags, but not as many as we get). You have brought it home.
I love The Little Drummer Boy, too. I guess it kind of tells me that if I am doing my best, it will be OK.
CH: His photography is really... powerful. He takes photomosaics to a whole new level, and I'm so glad you checked him out. He deserves every minute of exposure he gets. I'd love to see some of those live and up-close. The light bulbs, the Barbies, the plastic cups... oh, and the water bottles that was "every 5 minutes" not every year, like I accidentally misstated.

LMR: Thanks for stopping by. Doing our best and being mindful of the effect our choices have on the rest of the universe is all we can do. Keep on keepin' on. :o)
What a wonderful post! I'm sorry I missed it when you wrote it. Please let me know when you post in the future so I won't miss it next time. Everything just flies by on the right side of the Cover.
Thanks for stopping by, PK, better late than never! Haha. Sorry, I never got the hang ot the proper way to blog-whore.

This year, my boyfriend and I rolled handmade meatballs and simmered them in his incredibly delicious from-scratch tomato sauce (it's good to be in love with an Italian!), which we're freezing up and giving out to family for the holiday. It's our version of the little drummer boy. Plus, the freezer containers will probably be reused for a multitude of purposes after the fact, and hopefully not end up floating around in the ocean for a while.

Merry Christmas to you and yours!