Random Chick's Blog
Random Chick
- Location
- Like I live in a city, dude., California,
- Birthday
- June 15
- Bio
- I write in between paid work, cleaning the house, raising two children, maintaining a marriage, paying bills, eating, sleeping, etc. I have self-published a book of poems entitled, Stupid Poetry: The Ultimate Collection of Sublime and Ridiculous Poems. I write a weekly column for Castro Valley Patch where I ponder about life and other absurdities. I am also a recovering Starbucks addict. "Hi, My Name is Random Chick and I'm an addict." The first step. Check. Eleven to go.
MY RECENT POSTS
- Random Chick: The Book
August 13, 2012 04:33PM - Starting Over
July 30, 2012 02:39PM - Crazy Sexy 21-Day Cleanse: In
the Home Stretch!
July 19, 2012 02:52PM - Weird Dream
July 17, 2012 12:58PM - I’ve Lost 7 Pounds!
July 09, 2012 04:51PM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “You forgot to add,
"Write a hilarious blog post
that many
people will see
an…”
May 02, 2012 12:55PM - “Thanks for the advice. I
think I will try that! The
other
good thing about the
ca…”
February 28, 2012 05:00PM - “Thanks for all the
support, guys. I really do
appreciate it!
:-)”
November 09, 2011 12:39PM - “LOL! That's a great
idea! What celebrity to
do
next....”
September 23, 2011 10:28AM - “That's a good one!! I'm
going to add that one to my
list.
Thanks for the
comment.…”
September 14, 2011 04:55PM
Random Chick's Links
Random Chick: The Book
Well, it’s almost time to say Good-bye. BUT before I do I thought you’d like to know that my blog is going to be a book! Here’s a sneak peak at the cover:
Crazy Sexy 21-Day Cleanse: In the Home Stretch!
Weird Dream
I actually have a bit of time to write a blog post
today…yay! Ever have a really trippy dream that sticks with
you all day? Well, I had a doozy last night. I’m going/… Read full post »
Cleaning Out the Crap
Since turning 45, I’ve realized a few things:
1. I can no longer fit into the bikini I wore on my honeymoon.
2. I have a lot more patience than I did when I… Read full post »
Worrywarts
Do
you know what? We worry too much.
Yes, YOU and ME. I think it’s like a cancer in our society. And “they” are exploiting our tendency to worry about things. Who are they?… Read full post »
Summer Daze
Remember in my previous post when
I told you that I was going to spend the next year figuring out
what I’m supposed to do? Well, it starts this summer.
I am officially “unemployed”… Read full post »
45
In
a little less than four days I will be 45 years-old.
Wow.
Letting that sink in is harder than it looks. Realistically, I’m half way or maybe more than half. I’m hoping to… Read full post »
Crazy 9000 Beef-Cake Merengue Jump Attack Work Out!
You’ve heard of Insanity. Maybe you’ve tried P90X. Or perhaps you’ve done the Tabata Protocol. Well, those are all for WHIMPS, WUSSES, and MORONS. Because now there’s the CRAZY 9000 BEEF-CAKE MERENGUE JUMP ATTACK… Read full post »
Interview with a Zombie
Zombies, much like vampires, have been all the rage
lately. I just happened upon one of the walking dead recently to
see what’s behind this phenomenon to give all three of my
readers an/… Read full post »
When Nothing Goes Right Go Left
I’ve
been toying with going left but I haven’t fully gone
left.
I dip my toe in the left pool every now and then but I realize that I might be diving into… Read full post »
What Makes You Laugh?
Seriously, what makes you laugh so hard you will pee your pants, shoot coffee out your nose, fall over, or pass out? I’m curious because I think we need more laughter in this world.… Read full post »
What Moms Want
Mother’s Day is right around the corner.
Yikes!
If you’re still trying to figure out what to get Mom, don’t get anything. There’s already too much crap she has to keep track of (see… Read full post »
Facebook: The Musical
Everything else is being made into a musical. Why not Facebook?
Probably because Mark Zuckerberg can’t sing worth sh*t but he can always hire someone to do it for him. Are we ready? Lights,… Read full post »
Worst 3 Seconds of Your Life
Because my brain is fried, I had no idea what to write that would leave you laughing so hard you’d wish you were never born. Then I found this gem. A middle-aged platinum blonde… Read full post »
Job Titles for Dummies
Love your job? Hate it? Wish you could shove it up your
boss’ you-know-what? Well, just be glad you don’t have
any of these job titles because if you did, you might just
want/… Read full post »
Tired of Being Famous?
Dear Celebrities of the World,
Tired of being famous? Sick of having a gaggle of paparrazi following your every move, even when you have to pick your nose? Digusted with random strangers who go… Read full post »
Eternal Rhetoric
Attention People!
Now that you have endured 24,900 days of campaigning, things are about to get serious. Soon, you will decide the fate of our nation which lies on the shoulders of one dickhead…ummm,… Read full post »
Books and Movies, Movies and Books
This phenomenon has been going on forever, since way back. Think Gone with the Wind, Uncle Tom’s Cabin, or even Oliver Twist.
A book is beautifully written and captures the attention of a generation.… Read full post »
Insert Super, Hilarious, Guffaw-Inducing Blog Post Title
This is where I would make you laugh so hard you would
spit your coffee, tea, or vodka all over the computer screen. You
would be laughing so hard that you’d fall off of/… Read full post »
Time to Get Serious and a CONTEST
 Monkey
farts!
Okay, you didn’t actually think I was going to be serious did you? Well, I am going to get seriously pumped up to market the crap out of my book. What? You… Read full post »
How to Survive a Hostile Takeover, Corporate Lawsuit, or Acquisition
While I work in the Creative Services Department of most
corporations (yes, such a thing exists), I know a thing or two
about business. Specifically, when one company wants to take over,
sue, or/… Read full post »
Woes of a Mother in Almost Tweenland
It’s already starting to happen. I didn’t
think it would affect me that much because I like to think
I’m centered. Um, yeah. My daughter is on the verge of
becoming a tween. That/… Read full post »
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