pretend_farmer
- Location
- Scottsdale, Arizona, United States
- Birthday
- March 04
- Title
- Maker
- Company
- Rancho Laurena Rustic Arts
- Bio
- A wanton young lady of Wimley,
Reproached for not acting more primly, Answered, "Heavens above!
I know sex isn't love,
But it's such an attractive facsimile."
MY RECENT POSTS
- The Demon Within
April 25, 2012 11:52AM - Flaming Thunderbolts and Other
Dangly Bits
April 04, 2012 04:40PM - Fifty Shades of Fantasy Porn
March 23, 2012 06:05PM - The Walking Dead, or Lauren's
Non-excellent Adventure
March 08, 2012 05:15PM - "The Pastry Queen", Royally
Untested for Home Kitchens
January 30, 2011 05:39PM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “I love you. And Mom. And
Tansy and Louise and the rest
of the
gang. Lap Trance
is…”
August 06, 2012 08:02PM - “Very, very cool; time's
mutability indeed. I love this
(and
you, dear one).”
April 26, 2012 01:42PM - “You had an erector set,
didn't you,
Gary?
Thanks for the
comments and
compliments.…”
April 04, 2012 10:39PM - “As you should be, Dear
One. :)”
April 04, 2012 09:31PM - “They do dangle on
occasion. Except for poor
Priapus. That
mythological
Viagra did…”
April 04, 2012 09:02PM
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