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A wanton young lady of Wimley, Reproached for not acting more primly, Answered, "Heavens above! I know sex isn't love, But it's such an attractive facsimile."

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JUNE 30, 2008 1:34PM

Calling All Arachnaphobes - It's Monday's Creature Feature!

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Just when you thought it was safe to farm…

 

tarantula 

This crawls your way.  Bellatrix is a big girl, don’t you think?  As tarantulas are typically nocturnal and are seen at daylight only during the summer monsoon season, she is not used to human attention (or oblivious ruminant and bloodhound footfalls).  Although the smaller black male tarantulas only live between 6 and 18 months, the girls can live up to 40 years, shedding their exoskeletons several times a year in order to grow.

 

Fast sprinters, tarantulas catch their prey by pursuit instead of lying in wait.  Upon catching its victim, the spider will sink its fangs into it, secreting venom in the process, and grasp it with arm-like appendages between the mouth and legs called palps.  The tarantula then tears it into pieces and rolls it into a large bug food ball.  It spews digestive fluids onto the ball, contracts its abdomen to generate suction, and slurps in the resulting stew, leaving the hard pieces behind.  Tarantulas hunt for insects like crickets, grasshoppers, beetles, cockroaches, and other small creatures, including mice, lizards, small birds, and other spiders.  Thankfully, we don't fall into their prey category.  Their bites are no more harmful to us than bee stings though, like bee stings, some people will have allergic reactions to them and to their hairy bodies which irritate the skin.   (Here’s a clue; don’t pick them up.)

 

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The desert tarantula likes dry, well-drained soil and will dig a deep burrow and line it with silk webbing to prevent sand and dirt from invading its nest.  Each female has its own burrow; they are not social creatures.

 

With the happy advent of fall’s arrival to the desert, the tarantulas’ mating season begins.  A male locates a receptive female by the scent she leaves on the silk of her burrow, and after performing a courtship dance, mates. To reward its affection, the female often kills and eats the male after mating, and if it doesn’t, the male will die a natural death within months anyway.  After a 6-9 week gestation period, 500 to 1000 spider babies enter our world, most of whom will not make it to adulthood.  Can I hear a collective "Hallelujah"?

 

To protect themselves when confronted, tarantulas rub their hind legs over their bodies to brush irritating hairs into their enemies’ eyes and produce a hissing sound by rubbing their legs, jaws, or palps together.  The tarantulas’ natural enemies abound, including lizards, snakes, spider-eating birds and the Tarantula Hawk wasp. This large red wasp is the Tarantula’s fiercest and most dreaded enemy and we see them in large numbers during the mid to late summer and early autumn months. Once the wasp find and paralyzes a spider with its stinger, it drags its victim to a prepared burrow, deposits its eggs in the spider's abdomen and seals its victim in, shades of “The Cask of Amontillado.”. After hatching, the wasp larvae live off the tarantula's body. 

 

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Our wasp-eluding friend here seemed unnerved to be surrounded by sheep, goats, camelids, humans, and bloodhounds.  Surely, viewed with her eight eyes, we looked daunting at the least.  We watched her attempts to crawl to safety in one direction then another until David had pity on her, caught her in a bag, and deposited her on the other side of the fence.  Granted, this was before my research showed her bite to be harmless.  I’m not sure whether this means he is brave or foolish; I’ll keep my mouth shut on this one.

 

Be well, Bellatrix.  Thanks for adding interest to our lives.

 

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How big do these guys get? We used to see their South Plains cousins on the school playground when I was a kid frowing up on the edge of Ft Worth. They got to about 3 1/2 inches in diameter there. I had no idea the female could live so long. I hope their male mates at least have a smile on their little arachnid faces when they perish.
Utterly disgusting, Madame! I have a terrible fear of insects and these beastly creatures are the most odious of all! I clicked on your essay link 4 times — and quickly linked away — before digging deep for the courage to post this comment. Horreurs!

Nature is full of so many abominable little monsters. And yet these, and we, have avoided the extinction that has concluded so many species. We all must be doing something right.
Awww...Bellatrix is so cute. But I am sucker for furry creatures.
Usually the body is 2-3 inches long, not sure how big they can get with leg span.
M. Chariot, I have to admit writing it gave me the shivers and ewwws from time to time but I endeavor to educate at least on Mondays. Please accept my apology for disgusting a gentleman such as yourself.

Bagheera, I know she's furry but I don't want to cuddle with her anytime soon.
Nifty. Mean people around here like to smash them on the roads.
I kind of like spiders. And she's a real beauty. I also appreciate your choice of name for her :)

Good karma to you and your family for saving her rather than squishing her, as amy_b notes is an all-too-common practice.
We rarely smush spiders, and we have seen some doozies here. We just catch and release so they can do their jobs and kill the bad bugs. Another large spider we often see is the Scorpion Whip which, of course, kills scorpions and that's more than fine with me.
Urgh. Are you whip scorpions like these? I have to admit I don't like these.
No, that thing is gross (I know, I'm one to talk). It looks like this.
We live next to a greenbelt so we see it all - we see tarantula's all the time. Scary still - we have tarantula hawks in our yard! There's nothing freakier than seeing a wasp drag a paralyzed tarantula across your driveway. Amazingly it dragged it for about a total of 500 feet.
Is there ANYTHING in your yard that isn't horrible?!?!??!

I am with Monsieur. I had to fight revulsion to post to your blog today.

But then what else is new?!

Post some pics of something lovely and delightful. And you might even get a clay pot out of it. Seize your destiny, wench.
Okay, next creature feature will be a pretty one. Maybe Gambel's Quail? The wee babies are hatching right now. It's so funny to watch them all walking together in a line, mama, daddy, and, to start with, 12 baby quail.
I think Farmer regrets that she wasn't cast as Wednesday in the remake of The Addams family with Angelica Houston and Raul Julia.

What else you got crawlin' around under your house there Farmer?
Wouldn't you like to take a peek. c;-)
Heh. I love the reactions. Tarantulas aren't my favorite things but I've been known to let them crawl on me. She's a pretty one.
I think she's pretty, too, in a spidery sort of way. I find the tarantulas (and the tarantula hawk wasps) fascinating. One of the few things I like about summer here (other than the cherries finally hitting the grocery store) are these guys coming out to play and be seen.

I have to admit their eating method turns my stomch and evokes memories of all the "B" horror movies I watched with my dad growing up.
Criminy!! That Scorpion Whip... I'm OK with all sorts of critters, but if I saw that think walking toward me I would be hanging from the rafters. You really have a damned interesting place there.
Boyfriend has just informed me that he has seen that Whip Scorpion critter around here somewhere (although maybe it was in New Orleans). I will now proceed to sleep with one eye open. While standing up. Wrapped in mosquito netting. And chicken wire.

Thanks, Farmer ;)
There are advantages to keeping my butt away up north like I do.

My wife (grew up in San Bernardino, CA) says that tarantula are really neat-o creatures, normally quite shy and retiring, also very fragile, so handle with great care.

BTW - I always read P-F's Creature Features with a faux-David Attenborough mental voice. It adds an extra bit of surrealism to the experience. Not that you're not surreal enough on your own Farmer, meant in the nicest possible way, of course.
That is funny, John! I can hear the whole thing in my head now with David Attenborough's voice. I don't think I'll write another without thinking of him.

Thanks for not picking Gilbert Gottfried.
Oh, you just had to go and do it, didn't you? Awaken those childhood nightmares I mentioned when you posted about the horny toad. This is a particularly nasty one.

The ones I remember from our backyard in Ft. Worth (where in FW did you grow up, Procopius?) were HUGE, but that could be due to a child's perspective.

When I was in high school, we bought a new house in a relatively undeveloped part of FAR North Dallas (it's now practically downtown), and when we would open the doors to outside in the summer there would be tarantulas along the sill, trying to sneak some of the conditioned air.

Why not post some fireflies? Surely you have those.
I haven't seen a firefly in ages. We didn't have them in San Diego and they're not here either. I think it's too dry. We don't have fleas either for that reason but that's a good thing.
Actually I think I've heard that fireflies are victims of pesticides. :/ I'd rather have dead grass or no grass at all and have fireflies. I have happy memories of collecting them in Texas as a child and putting them in a jar to use as a nightlight. The boys would pull their tails off and rub the phosphorescent stuff on their body to glow. I never pulled an insect apart -- or any other animal, for that matter.

You have hummingbirds?
Yes, we have hummingbirds and quail, eagles (golden and bald), hawks (all kinds), turkey vultures, cardinals, woodpeckers, and a lot of indiscrimate small brids flying about. And they're all panting right about now.