Brilliant and foolproof. Finally, you won't have to compromise with the Republicans! They've been trying to kill the poor for years. Bless you for giving them a quick and easy way out. Truly, a man of the people!

Dear Mr. President,

You know when I wrote you about being more truthful to the People, well, after reading this, I think you should go back to telling us the lies.

Thank you,

Your friend,

Tink

:D

Once again, Mr. President, you've given me a Boehner.

Great idea, Prez.

Additional benefit: I've heard the poor make a great London Broil.

Or is that the poor make Greater London Broil?

The final solution! Why didn't anyone think of this before?

Thanks for the alert, Mr. President.

Never use the word "kill" and say we will hunt down our fellow human being.

I didn't vote for you we You kept say the Corporate Plutocrats fax copy print out.

If you kill you shoul have the decency to eat what you just have slain. I vote for Michelle.
She needs to speak.
She grab Ya's tw ears.
No get a lewd tattoo.
Don't pierce Ya ears,
nose, belly button,
Ya tongue, nipples,
and stop reading a`
fat fiber whopper.
Eat yellow blossoms.
Stuff with sheep cheese.
Buy Everona Sheep Food.
Dr. Pat has great ram ewes.
Listen to Michelle more too.
She can ask Sam Kass to cook.
He cook two cauliflower ears.
Michelle may rip you in two.
Her arms are stronger too.
She should leg wrestle you.
She may boot you to street.
If you change I vote or rant.
I can't rate. Button broken.
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P.S.
Odd
If I comment @ Arthur James?
I get a private email to tell me.
That no happens @ Art James.
Barack O." Ask Kerry to fix it?
Draw pencil thin mustache on?
Kerry Lauerman? He's nasty?
No make him Vice President.
He is a master at vice ridden.
Ask people to cultivate virtue.
Buy Kale at the Farmer Market.
Don a clown mask. Pleated kilt.
No Shear Red Sheep in the kilt.
If you do? Wear lawyer briefs.
Put a` Katydid down trousers.
There are two in my bedroom.

Con C rent out his underpants.
Nominate Con Chapman cook.
He makes a Kook look as cook.

Good Luck. See you as clown.
Leave the secret service home.
We can visit at old Archibalds.
You can walk. No call 911-cab.
Bring a role of pennies to tip.

Don't worry. When you elect me, it will be done.

I'm Mitt Romney, and a corporation has approved this message.

Don't worry Mr. Art, hunting them down and killing them is FAR more humane than the slow tortured death they get now!

Hey, it's Shit Romney! Hi, Shit! Sorry, you can't get elected cuz you're a lousy front man. If you get elected everyone will actually understand they're getting screwed. Can't have folks trying to stop the war again!

Mr. President:

Looks like you are channelling Mr. Swift, who modestly proposed we only eat the babies.

Kate, it's my plan to replace Biden with Swift. It's not like babies can vote anyway!

Jeeze Prez,
You demo-cracks sure does come up wit some dumm idears.

Look chum, if ya kills of all’a the po' folks then the muddle class becomes de new po’ folks an’ ya gots ta kills them off too ..... Right?

Once dey is gone, den da po’est of da rich folks has gotta go.

Soon da rich is the new po’ an ya gotta snuff dem!

‘Venshully dere ain’t gonna be but one rich folks left an he’ll be the po’est man too, so he gonna haff ta off his-self!

So I gots a wunnerful idear. Since we’d nevah git rid of all dem po folks by yore plan, why don’t we jus’ off the rich folks, an spread dere loot aroun’ all the po’ folks. Den dere’d be no mo’ po’ folks!!

Ta da!! probl’m took care’a, jes lak dat!!

Yer fren’.....

(ᴏ‿ᴏ)

Now I understand about my district of one person. I thought you were going to draw a line, not a bead!

(The comments here---better than any Jon Stewart commentary. Cranky, I nominate you!)

I like Skypixeo's idea the best. Not too many of them, they're fat and slow, shouldn't be too much trouble to round them up. Get the ATF off their asses and do something useful!

Trying to steal MY idea, you rat? NOT a chance! My bus is rolling straight to your door! Get out the way or I'll roll right OVER you! I was thinking of giving you a job in the kitchen if you resigned and joined my campaign as my driver, but you have just blown any chance for that deal! GET OUT THE WAY, HERE COMES THE MICHELLE TURNER OVERDRIVE BUS!!!

Mr. President, could you leave a few around for us bleeding heart liberals to help out? It really makes us feel good to throw them a bone every now and then.

Lezlie

Great idea. I always believe your words and promises. I am going out right now to start a chain of mortuaries. Just don't start eating them. Any that still have life insurance will line my pockets. And I promise that if you help me line my pockets, I will line yours.

Romney-Perry 2012

From the Hawaii Tribune Herald:

"Despite her persistence as a hypothetical presidential contender in polls, could it be that Sarah Palin's moment is up? Has she (finally) exploited "McCain's Folly" to the extent possible?
Her months-long tease about whether she'll run for president may be a savvy move if you're selling books but it's not much in the way of leadership."


Fuck that, I want to see Trig Palin's birth certificate!

Thank you all for your support. And remember, just because someone calls you the anti-Christ and throws sharp knives at you doesn't mean they don't love you and aren't dying to compromise!

Sky you are funnier when you are serious :)

Babies can be educated, the Republican Party can not! Save the babies!

Mr. Obama:

I am happy to report to you that you are not the anti-Christ. Dick Cheney locked that position years ago!

Love and kisses

XOXO

Gay God

This is not a new plan and as yet, it's never been economically feasable. It costs very little to keep hundreds of poor people, it costs millions to keep a rich one. There are millions of poor people, even with a quantity discount for hit men or snipers it would still cost more to kill and dispose of the millions than the few. Poor people are spread out everywhere, the rich are concentrated in gated communities and yacht harbors.

The economy is in crisis. Save money and resources, kill off the rich. Do it for the children! I'm with Art James, I like your wife more than I like you. She does have great arms, maybe she'll rip a few of them in two.

It would be interesting to see if your Michelle would be willing to whallop crazy Michelle ala Wendy Deng style... not that would be a picture!

I'm poor. Sue me.

You sir, are a true American.

Hey, you can shine my shoes anytime...

Why thank you, Stephen! I'll certainly take that as a true expression of your character.