I have studied the situation and I have come up with only one reasonable answer to that situation:
Kill the poor people!
You poor people bring down our numbers on these reports, you make us look bad to the rest of the world, so you have to go, and quickly.
Also, you use up resources that we, the Government, could use on other things, like pool parties for the rich and good looking(poor people, you have to admit, most of you are also butt ugly!) or more wars to help spread Democracy to those countries that don't have any.
You don't want to stop the spread of Democracy do you?
No you don't, that'd be un-American, so hold your head up high poor people, and take the bullet, for America, for Democracy!
God bless the U.S.A.
Leave a few around to keep my shoes shined!