I once knew a fellow called Shorty who could, after a bowl of beans, sing the first 4-10 notes of some Top 40 Oldies in B-flatulent. If you were upwind, you could enjoy a game of Name That Tune like no other.For a long while I considered Shorty to be the Grand Master of this particular talent - at the top of the 'art, and setting records that would never be broken. But that was years ago, before Rush Limbaugh demolished all of Shorty's endurance records and stole his crown.
Rush Limbaugh is the undisputed champion of Ass-Whistlers, able to maintain a modulated flatulence for three hours a day, five days a week.Today, Rush issued his gaseous opinion of President Obama's Supreme Court choice, Sonia Sotomayor.
Rush declared that Sotomayor is a racist!This caused some confusion for a couple of hours, as the entire Republican Party illiterati turned out to endorse Sotomayor based on Rush's apparent enthusiasm for her loyalty to conservative values.
Limbaugh spent the last hour of his show clearing up the GOP's error, saying that what he was spincting is that by upholding a lower court ruling that went against white folks, Sotomayor was a "reverse racist", the opposite of a traditional conservative forward racist.
This prompted Fox News to change their screen banner from "Sotomayor: She's one of us!" to "Sotomayor: Supports white slavery?"
Rush expressed regret that Sotomayor followed the rule of law in the Ricci v DeStefano case, refusing to commit to judicial activism. "If there were no activist judges" he end-toned "there wouldn't have been a Bush administration."