I once knew a fellow called Shorty who could, after a bowl of beans, sing the first 4-10 notes of some Top 40 Oldies in B-flatulent. If you were upwind, you could enjoy a game of Name That Tune like no other.
For a long while I considered Shorty to be the Grand Master of this particular talent - at the top of the 'art, and setting records that would never be broken. But that was years ago, before Rush Limbaugh demolished all of Shorty's endurance records and stole his crown.Rush Limbaugh is the undisputed champion of Ass-Whistlers, able to maintain a modulated flatulence for three hours a day, five days a week.
Today, Rush issued his gaseous opinion of President Obama's Supreme Court choice, Sonia Sotomayor.Rush declared that Sotomayor is a racist!
This caused some confusion for a couple of hours, as the entire Republican Party illiterati turned out to endorse Sotomayor based on Rush's apparent enthusiasm for her loyalty to conservative values.Limbaugh spent the last hour of his show clearing up the GOP's error, saying that what he was spincting is that by upholding a lower court ruling that went against white folks, Sotomayor was a "reverse racist", the opposite of a traditional conservative forward racist.
This prompted Fox News to change their screen banner from "Sotomayor: She's one of us!" to "Sotomayor: Supports white slavery?"
Rush expressed regret that Sotomayor followed the rule of law in the Ricci v DeStefano case, refusing to commit to judicial activism. "If there were no activist judges" he end-toned "there wouldn't have been a Bush administration."
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"Excrement in broadcasting" - worth the price of admission.
And I am still grinning over - "end-toned" and "spincting" and the key of "B-flatulent".
What a blow hard he continues to be. Let's hope that Rush's (Tossing the) Salad Days are soon over.
As I mentioned in another blog about this nomination...I truly hope the Republican Party wakes up...and stops the nonsense.
We need the help of everyone...Republicans, Democrats, Third Party, Independents, EVERYONE! We all have to be pulling the wagon…or it is gonna bog down.
I’m expecting little resistance to the nomination…and what little is there, to be subtle. Limbaugh is a windbag. I don't take him seriously.
Thanks Myriad, I've called his "institute" that for years.
Tenacity - Thanks for the salad tossing reference. I didn't need to eat these cholesterol boosting eggs anyway.
scanner - By using a Bic lighter, Limbaugh's assbabble becomes "Flaming rhetoric"
Shivaun Rush's job is to sell the products an aging population uses. When America no longer has a use for herbal "manliness" extenders, we will no longer have a use for Rush.
You're welcome Frank. I'm not sure we need or can find a practical use for Republicans. The other 65% of us can pull the wagon. Let them continue pulling the manure spreader.
Oh yes, the political code word signifying the most important thing: a white person is the ostensible victim. See, all the other ethnicities get lumped in under one word but white folks get their own special description, chosen just for them.
Maybe next we can have "violence" and "reverse violence." Or "arrest" and "reverse arrest."
Since we're talking about Limbaugh, how about "white rage" and "reverse white rage?" Oh, wait...
phm - It would help to know the difference between "racial" and "racist."
Most dictionaries list the meanings.
I have listened to Rush's show many times. The man is a well paid garbage mouthed simpleton performing for a loyal audience of intellectually bereft political wannabes.
Enjoy the show.
We are our experiences.
Latina women would have vastly different experiences than white men. I mean, that's a given.
Perhaps, but unfortunately we'll never know for sure, a wise old Latina woman could have helped this country avoid the miscarriages of justice, the embarrassment, and the collassal waste of precious time that Dredd Scott and Plessy v Ferguson cases (to name the obvious) were to this country.
I love how Rush Limbaugh and the like think that calling her a racist makes it so. I love it even more that people actually believe it.
If I asked you to back up what you're saying....you couldn't, so let's not pretend you actually know anything about "activist judges" or have a functional knowledge of the Constitution. You have slogans.
Thanks for dropping in.
I'm sure you dwell in scat, as I have read your adolescent half wit remarks.
It's nice that you've found an ideology that accomodates your cerebral deficiencies.
But at least gather up a couple of neurons and realize you will never be up to taking me on. You're far too stupid to play in my league.
Begone, Dimwitted Troll!
I have deleted the Nick babymind comments. All the Nick fans, a group that includes Nick and nobody else, can find all the Nick they need through the process of elimination.
Don't forget to flush.