I read the recent post by icyhighs this morning "The Vagina Darkly" and I was insprired to write about a sparkle.
I’m in the vagina business. I'm an Esthetician. I do Brazilian waxes, so I've seen a few. The biggest concern and question women have is, “Does mine look, you know….uh normal?” as I apply the hot wax to their most intimate areas.
What is normal? For a woman who has only seen the one they own and nothing else (we don't whip it out around our girlfriends like you guys do) she turns to pornography where women may have had vaginal rejuvenation to look like they are prepubescent, waxed or shaven clean (which keeps me in biz so I'm not complaining) and/or have had their anus bleached....also a service provided by Estheticians, just not this Esthetician. And now I hear of the Labial Lightening, another service/product telling us to be ashamed of our vagina.
We worry; us silly women that our man will judge our delicate flower, compare it to another lover or even be repulsed at the mere sight of it. So we go to great lengths to make it beautiful by dyeing the landing strip bright pink, getting it vajazzled with colorful rhinestones and anointing it with essence of lavender and neroli oils.
If you aren’t familiar with Vajazzling, where have you been? It is an after wax service where an Esthetician will apply colored rhinestones in the shape of hearts, flowers, lighten bolts to the bare or nearly bare pubic area. I like the Vajazzling thing. I mean who couldn’t use sparkles on their va-jayjay? I love sparkles and I love to sparkle. These however may cause issues in the bedroom by becoming stuck to “other things” or being ingested, as I found out.
After my husband, frustrated and coughing up another purple rhinestone sighed heavily and said, “Look Honey, you don’t have to do all this fancy stuff. I’m just happy you will show it to me.”
Awwww, love him….*dreamy eyed*
I sat all curled up in the comforter as I watched him get up from the bed and bend over to pick up his boxers. The morning sun shone in from the slightly open crease in the curtains and there was a little shimmer, a slight sparkle as if it were saying, “TaaaDaaaaa!”
I thought to myself ……I had never imagined putting a rhinestone there. Maybe this will be the next new big trend. Let me get my camera.