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I am the Omnipotent Poobah, Grand Maven of all that is media. I speak the truth because I’m all-knowing and all-powerful! That Oz guy? Pure bush league. I believe everyone has a right to be heard and others have a right to smite them if they should so choose, but not before I get my licks in. I believe in the Constitution, Motherhood, and apple pie – in that order. Sanctimonious asshats? Not so much. I believe religion is a wonderful and beautiful thing, so long as you don’t bother me with it. I take a very dim view of front porch preachers. Ask some who have felt my awesome wrath. I believe the truest test of a democracy is how it deals with its most loathsome practitioners. I never take the path of least resistance. I believe political correctness, no matter from which quarter, is a pox upon us all and should be terminated with extreme prejudice. I believe it is time for you to genuflect now. SUBMIT!
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I am the Omnipotent Poobah, Grand Maven of all that is media. I speak the truth because I’m all-knowing and all-powerful! That Oz guy? Pure bush league. I believe everyone has a right to be heard and others have a right to smite them if they should so choose, but not before I get my licks in. I believe in the Constitution, Motherhood, and apple pie – in that order. Sanctimonious asshats? Not so much. I believe religion is a wonderful and beautiful thing, so long as you don’t bother me with it. I take a very dim view of front porch preachers. Ask some who have felt my awesome wrath. I believe the truest test of a democracy is how it deals with its most loathsome practitioners. I never take the path of least resistance. I believe political correctness, no matter from which quarter, is a pox upon us all and should be terminated with extreme prejudice. I believe it is time for you to genuflect now. SUBMIT!

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Salon.com
APRIL 20, 2012 6:47PM

Will You Join the Kardashian Party?

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As self-made Hollywood celebrities go, Kim Kardashian could be much worse. In between endless photo shoots, making sex tapes, marrying and/or dating every man in the Northern Hemisphere, and selling clothes with too much gold braid and rhinestones, she sometimes has a somewhat self-deprecating view of her fame. On one of the Kardashian clan’s reality shows (E! Entertainment – All Kardashian, All the Time), she was asked what she was famous for. “I’m the girl with the big ass,” she said.

Refreshing honesty. You gotta love her for that.

 

Kim’s 24-hour, non-stop automated Twitter feed recently sung with the news that she has penned a decidedly non-Maoist 5-year plan for her life.

For example, she wants to do everything she can for the Armenian community. I’m not sure how many Armenians – minus the dozens of Kardashians in Calabasas – actually need help. But, standards of wealth are different in L-Lay and besides, it’s the thought that counts.

However, her biggest buzz was the news that she’s contemplating a run for Mayor of Glendale, CA – a move from Big Ass to Big Wheel as it were. Now this isn’t as odd as it may seem, certainly no odder than Rick Santorum or Mittens Romney. Heck, she could do no worse than the Princess of Wasilla and Half-Term Governess of Rogueistan.

First, she’s smart. She’s built an entire multi-million dollar empire on nothing more than an ability to sniff out a camera faster than a drug dog can find a suitcase full of cocaine and her aforementioned “big ass”. She’s the picture perfect poster girl for entrepreneurship and she’s doing nothing more than any other wealthy person does these days. I hear Khloe is training as a lobbyist as we speak and Kim has enough relatives to fill the entire Glendale city council, with spares to cover City Manager, Police Chief, and City Fashion-Forward Coordinator.  I’m sure her Q-Rating is over the top too. Clearly, this is a winning ticket.

Despite all the guffaws at her plan, she’s clearly more qualified than politicians who make major issues out of dogs riding on car roofs or accusations that the President of the United States is a dog-eating, closet Muslim, who hates America and is an illegitimate pretender to the Office.  It’s great that young people like her are willing to go into public service and she deserves rhinestone encrusted praise for it. If Michael Bloomberg can be the CEO Mayor of New York and cross-dressing Rudy Giuliani can be “America’s Mayor” then Kim Kardashian can lead Glendale into the future…with a lot more pizazz.

Kardashian 2013! I say, “You go GURL!”

Cross posted at The Omnipotent Poobah Speaks!

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Lots of Armenians are in Glendale.