Omnipotent Poobah
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- San Leandro, California, USA
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- June 22
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- I am the Omnipotent Poobah, Grand Maven of all that is media. I speak the truth because I’m all-knowing and all-powerful! That Oz guy? Pure bush league. I believe everyone has a right to be heard and others have a right to smite them if they should so choose, but not before I get my licks in. I believe in the Constitution, Motherhood, and apple pie – in that order. Sanctimonious asshats? Not so much. I believe religion is a wonderful and beautiful thing, so long as you don’t bother me with it. I take a very dim view of front porch preachers. Ask some who have felt my awesome wrath. I believe the truest test of a democracy is how it deals with its most loathsome practitioners. I never take the path of least resistance. I believe political correctness, no matter from which quarter, is a pox upon us all and should be terminated with extreme prejudice. I believe it is time for you to genuflect now. SUBMIT!
- Bio
- I am the Omnipotent Poobah, Grand Maven of all that is media.
I speak the truth because I’m all-knowing and all-powerful! That Oz guy? Pure bush league.
I believe everyone has a right to be heard and others have a right to smite them if they should so choose, but not before I get my licks in.
I believe in the Constitution, Motherhood, and apple pie – in that order. Sanctimonious asshats? Not so much.
I believe religion is a wonderful and beautiful thing, so long as you don’t bother me with it. I take a very dim view of front porch preachers. Ask some who have felt my awesome wrath.
I believe the truest test of a democracy is how it deals with its most loathsome practitioners.
I never take the path of least resistance.
I believe political correctness, no matter from which quarter, is a pox upon us all and should be terminated with extreme prejudice.
I believe it is time for you to genuflect now.
SUBMIT!
MY RECENT POSTS
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Falling from their Stumps Now
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Omnipotent Poobah's Links
Hurricane Sandy: A Disaster Waiting to Happen
For politicians, the only thing worse than a disaster is how to handle a disaster. Hurricane Sandy is a great example.
Candidates, who are just regular citizens with big… Read full post »
Ann Coulter: You Know You’re a Douchebag When…
The Omnipotent Poobah Speaks! - Karma is as karma does.
You know
you’re a douchebag when Michelle Malkin
thinks you’re a douchebag.
Today’s douchebag is douche recidivist –
apologies to douchebags for comparing her to a feminine hygiene
appliance – Ann Coulter who described Ba… Read full post »
The Candidates Can Go Back to Falling from their Stumps Now
The candidates can go back to falling from their stumps. The moderators will start assertiveness training. And, regular programming can begin after these w… Read full post »
The Wit and Wisdom of Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan
Yes, they said it. No, it didn’t make any sense. They are the co-winners of the 2012 George W. Bush Communications Award:
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”I’ll introduce to you the
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George Bush as an Objet d’Art
The Omnipotent Poobah Speaks! - Remember band geeks...geeks who play together stay together.
It’s hard to believe, but George W. Bush was once the second coming of the Stupid Messiah©. Legions of dumb-struck followers predicted a legacy of greatness second only to the Gipper. Today, peo… Read full post »
Missionary Service is Not the Same Thing as Military Service
The Omnipotent Poobah Speaks! - TV machine gunners are the worst shots in the world.
Missionary service is not the same thing as military service – a fact, and not just a semantic one – lost on Mommy, Daddy, and the Romney Boys. Donning a crisp white shirt and black tie… Read full post »
Tagg Romney is a Little Hot Under the Collar
The Omnipotent Poobah Speaks! - Mitt Romney: Math on meth.
What a joke. No, really, what a joke. Tagg Romney wants to whomp the Prez up side the head? Despite the faux outrage over his “threat”, I’m pretty sure the Taggster meant a metaphorical whomp. I’m equally sure the… Read full post »
Are Debates Even Worth It?
We’re half way through debate season and every media outlet and water cooler in the nation reeks with the stench of idle speculation. A million Twe… Read full post »
Commandant of Fun
We called her the Commandant of Fun. She was one of
those bosses with a terminal case of OCD. Working for her was a
grueling, dispiriting affair.
Even… Read full post »
You’re an Idiot
I got a Facebook message from someone I didn’t know the other day. Spam? A blog fan (hey, it happens)? Fan mail from some flounder? I clicked and… Read full post »
Running Away from George Bush Like Usain Bolt with a Rocket Up His Ass
The Omnipotent Poobah Speaks! - Complete chaos is not an improvement over controlled chaos.
Oh brother, that’s rich! Suddenly, George W. Bush is no longer the crazy uncle no one wants to talk about. Some key Republicans have stopped running away from him like Usain Bolt with a rocket up… Read full post »
Beware the Internet Troll
The post Beware the Internet Troll appeared first on The Omnipotent Poobah Speaks!. Read full post »
Evolution and Creationism 101: The Battle Between Science and the Ignorati
The Omnipotent Poobah Speaks! - Everything is funny.
It seems as if there are wars on everything these days
– women, religion, the rich, terror – though
unfortunately not error. This sort of sociological war mongering
comes from the Ignorati, a class of people who are firmly
against… Read full post »
Money Isn’t the Root of All Evil, Using it Unwisely Is
Aside from a built-in bias toward greed, there is noting inherently wrong with capitalism. It takes money to make things work. Money can do good things as well as corrupt. Money isn’t the r… Read full post »
Capitalism Theology: The Struggle Between Good and Evil, Capitalists and Anti-Capitalists
The Omnipotent Poobah Speaks! - Mitt tells the truth by yellng FIRE in a crowded pair of pants.
In America, almost every offers irrefutable biblical “proof” that God sides with whoever is making a point. Some stories, like the parable of the money changers, have become so standard… Read full post »
Super Pacs Don’t Have All the Power Yet
The Omnipotent Poobah Speaks! - If you don't vote, you don't get to complain.
The super pacs don’t have all the power yet, but it’s going that way. That’s what happens when you run against people with more money than God. They are no longer “special interest groups… Read full post »
I’ve Known Some Dumbasses in My Time: Workin’ With Ralph
I’ve known some dumbasses
in my time – politicians, teachers, corporate
executives, co-workers, and many others. Some… Read full post »
ROMNEY TO EXECUTE BIG BIRD ON NATIONAL TV!
The Omnipotent Poobah Speaks! - There's nothing supreme about white supremacists.
We haven’t seen headlines like this in a long time. SNEAK ATTACK ON HAWAII! NIXON RESIGNS! KIM K. TO MAKE SEX TAPE WITH KANYE! ROMNEY TO EXECUTE BIG BIRD ON NATIONAL TV!
Huh?
Come on, Mitt just launched on… Read full post »
Site Improvements
We’re making a few upgrades here at Speaks. Some on the front-end and some behind the scenes.
Here are some… Read full post »
Jack Welch as a Virtual Business Messiah
I worked for GE during the “halcyon” days of Jack Welch. There were many things to recommend GE in… Read full post »
Five Simple Day-to-Day Frustrations That Piss Me Off
The Omnipotent Poobah Speaks! - Where in the world is Kiki Dee?
Your average American experiences a number of day-to-day frustrations. People with the mistaken impression they are exempt from common courtesy and sense cause most of them. Sometimes the frustrations spill over into unacceptable response… Read full post »
If You’re Flying American Airlines, You Have My Sympathies
If you’re flying American Airlines soon, you have my sympathies. Their pilots are staging a slowdown/sick out while they work without a contract. Things ain’t goin’ well.
It’s t… Read full post »
Ryan May Have Gone all Pinko on Us
BOO FRICKIN HOO – “I feel for you victims. It must be terrible to have to take welfare. Now move the hell out of this house so I can foreclose and get
… Read full post »Turns Out Most of the 53% are Victims Too
The Omnipotent Poobah Speaks! - Beware when a CEO uses the word, "transformative".
Mitt Romney thinks almost half the nation is a bunch of crybaby, irresponsible victims living on the public dole rather than paying their own way. To his way of thinking, asking the wealthy to pay taxes to car… Read full post »
A Taste of Beckett
My first student read at an 8th grade level, just low enough to squeak into the literacy program. He was a successful, travelin… Read full post »
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