aliens do exist, they bring us beer



The Farm, Missouri, Cayman Islands/Australia
November 01
Daddy or Sir
need to know
I wanted to be a spaceman, found out I was an alien and married a redhead. life is good

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If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer?    steven wright


          When I was a kid my closest brush with the law involved a mime, not the incident when I screwed the preachers daughter in church baptismal that just involved our family being… Read full post »

My wife once told me when I dress myself I look like a suspicious homeless person. Laughing I asked why I would be suspicious, she said this is Cayman Brac there are no homeless here and you're wearing a $10k watch. Forever perpetuating the beatings and my misery I asked if… Read full post »

Being from a military background and spending much of my adult life in war zones I have a habit of keeping a pair of shoes ready bedside in case something happened like mayhem in the dark. But that changed all of the sudden, my lovely wife and I just moved to… Read full post »

.....since your so upset and leaving soon.


One of the biggest problems today in the United States is cyber confusion of the masses. The social internet is insane basically with 100 million plus individuals telling everyone else this is what's wrong (fill in blank, or whatever is getting the moRead full post »

(it's been said you get 10,000 virgin internet trolls with an attitude)


       Or maybe they want to get arrested so they can actually have something to write about. Or as my partner pointed out they may just be wanting the government to pay for a sex changeRead full post »


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             Jim Morrison, the noted Prophet of the Boomers discovered this phenomenon first in the 60's, he wrote a song too. This was when psychiatry took off and they determined everyone was crazy, if not they would make up new name for y… Read full post »

' it's easy how to tell what is wrong but that is not what we want to hear all day long. some people are like human tuinals '  lou reed (New Sensations)

              Look at the feed today or better yet look at the feed… Read full post »