Foolish Monkey
- Location
- MAGIC TOWN where the old never die, Connecticut,
- Birthday
- January 31
- Bio
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WARNING: what you read at noon is NEVER the same poem or post a few hours later. I can't help myself. I like to noodle.
HELPFUL SUGGESTION: if you like what you've read (and even if you didn't), come back in a day or two. It'll be better. In fact, if you hated it, you must come back and read it again because it will definitely be better.
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"I find that I am so excited I can barely sit still or hold a thought in my head.
I think it's the excitement only a free man can feel, a free man at the start of a long journey whose conclusion is uncertain" -Red in The Shawshank Redemption, Stephen King
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MY RECENT POSTS
- for V CORSO:Do clothes make
the woman? Women in America PT
2
May 06, 2012 06:23PM - OPEN CALL: gettin' back to
tits and ass American Style
May 04, 2012 02:16PM - that smithie woman gave me a
fucking headache!
May 02, 2012 11:48AM - Madam Monkey's Fabuloso &
Perfect Sugar Free Ricotta
Cookies
April 25, 2012 11:44AM - when poetry knocks better run
out the back door!
April 19, 2012 11:37AM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “you sure are one lucky
gus!
she's a
peach!
you too(, but her
more).”
May 12, 2012 02:23PM - “go for it.
but get
thy ass to the gym! now! get
your body moving. the
rest
will f…”
May 12, 2012 11:02AM - “Good for you! I have
found a mellower place in the
last few
years, but I'm
still…”
May 12, 2012 10:49AM - “Annie, I'm thrilled for
you. I didn't realize you've
gone
into this field, and
I…”
May 12, 2012 07:02AM - “what a great looking
woman! she looks you straight
in the
eye, doesn't she.
I'm…”
May 12, 2012 06:53AM
Foolish Monkey's Links
- Monkey Life
- Grandmas to Grandmama: what they gave me to give
- Monkey Birthday Festival: a front line cake report
- to nip, tuck, botox or not, that is the question
- For My Tootie: Petunia is Gone
- To Tinky Who I Love (please don't tell my husband)
- Portrait of This Artist: Pt 1
- Portrait of This Artist: Pt 2
- Portrait of This Artist: Pt 3
- SURVIVING DIY: Installing a sink
- Mayday! Mayday!
- evil dance in the kitchen
- Happy Birthday to Yooou! (Hubbins B-day Festival)
- sad money (kvetch blog)
- bad news! no dogs in heaven!
- food
- Shepherd's Pie: Comfort Food
- Monsanto and the World's Food
- Lentil Soup w Ham: Comfort Food
- Amish Friendship Cake (The Herman)
- Peanut Butter! Banana! Choc Chip! Nearly Sugar Free! Cookies
- post menopausal fiction and strange moody pieces
- Chapter 1: Mrs H and The Dental Hygienist
- Chapter 2: Mrs H Meets The Pillsbury Dough Boy
- Chapter 3: Mrs H in The Garden Of Eden on a Saturday Night
- Chapter 4: Mrs H in the Big House
- Chapter 5: Mrs H Resists Sappho as Mr H Gets Off Hitlers Bus
- Patience Has It's Virtues
- Chapter 1: 50 Ways to Leave
- Chapter 2: Make a New Plan, Stan
- Chapter 3: Just Get Yourself Free
- My Conversation with Mother Nature
- The Tinder Box (a modern fairy tale with no fairies)
- The Tinder Box: Part 2
- peculiar fiction, humor and other lies
- this holiday better get it's fucking act together!!
- The Little Girl with the Unruly Curl
- HERSHEY'S ALMOND JOY COOKIES are THE DEVIL
- fun things children do when they are alone
- How to Drive Properly and NOT be a Road Asshole!
- LESSON 1*it rubs the lotion on it's skin*MASTURBATION
- warning: you are what you eat
- Altercocker, Sarah Palin and me
- monkey heaven
- poetry
- two can do what three cannot
- time
- bird wars
- Fruity Old Poets
- child of storms
- who are me? for now but then not
- for my love (you wow me)
- Cadmium
- Winter Song for Sleeping Tulips
- Gossimered Golden Bows: for my mother
- One Kiss of Many: a tasty love song
- drifting on a dream
- 3 explanations for one dog
- Sex and Love Chiarascuro
- The Great Oak's Revenge: one nut at a time
- to sail to sea
- I mojo today
- ODE TO THE BELOVED BUTT (baby's got back)
- of dust from whence we came
- monkey haiku
- perfection
- them last juicy days
- mister mystery
- another sky (another try)
- ipod in the refrigerator
- for Cam
- shades of grey (poor granny)
- and I remember
- Forbidden Love
for V CORSO:Do clothes make the woman? Women in America PT 2

This is a continuation of a discusson inspired by a terrific piece
by Jeanette
Demain entitled: Breasturants,
Hypocrisy and Sexual Kitsch
In
response I wrote
(retitled
as): OPEN
CALL: gettin' back to tits and ass American
Style
Phyllis… Read full post »
OPEN CALL: gettin' back to tits and ass American Style
This is an expansion of my comment in response to a great piece by Jeanette Demain, that started it all titled: Breasturants, Hypocrisy and Sexual Kitsch. Phyllis suggested this as an OPEN CALL: so I'm comin' at you. OPEN CALL: from toddlers to women, getin' back to that good o… Read full post »
that smithie woman gave me a fucking headache!

my brain hurts today.

"we are not able to put this right, all this wacky shit! and after trying to piece it into something cohesive and then finding out we needn't have bothered, we're collectively, proactively pissed!"
"SO! being we're stuck here in your fuck… Read full post »
Madam Monkey's Fabuloso & Perfect Sugar Free Ricotta Cookies
Behold! the most delicous sugar free cookies in the world!
Now that I’m regularly whipping up ricotta cheese in my little kitchen - which btw, is the easiest thing in the world to do, I am compelled by frugal duty to followup with recip… Read full post »
when poetry knocks better run out the back door!
snuck up on me she did
I wuz mindin my own bizness ya know
when all of a hot damn lickity
comes this fancyshmancy
I didn’t ask for it, see?
I didn’t sit around like I do now
tryin to stoke… Read full post »
night is not a friend (grief) all versions (maybe finished?)
Some here have commented they enjoy reading the process of creating a poem, so I thought I'd show the work of this one in particular in my blog, since I'm working on it anyway.
Doing this allows me to keep track of all my changes (most of them… Read full post »
for my dear editor, Sirenita Lake: the revised SHE
she
there was once a shaggy child who dreamed
of pink and white pinafores
and sweetly starched crinolines
such a scruffy thing with holes in her shoes
and square peasant hands
far too angry, crying too easily
who
… Read full post »Art is (for Zanelle)
some say that art
is a fart
of the heart
for the smart by the crazy
also the lazy
some bouyant, some sinky
some crayon, some inky
can be warm as a minky
making patrons all thinky
she
There was once a shaggy child who dreamed
Of pink and white pinafores and
Sweetly starched crinolines of another time
She cried too easily
Who made this annoying child?
Who could be a friend to her?
Such a scruffy thing with holes in… Read full post »
America is my father's eyes
America is my child father
And his young mother
Setting off to float away at last
To another world
Their hearts playing a song so soothing
They would hold hands and sway together
To the wake of the ocean
Lulled to close eyes
To dream… Read full post »
Let America Be America Again by Langston Hughes
one of a million million innocents

Who are these bastards?
Riding the wake
Four horsemen at dusk
Our children in their sights
st paddys, the living & the dead (poetry repost for ben sen)
This is a repost dedicated to Ben Sen who wrote a most excellent St Patrick's Day post called A St. Patrick's Day Valentine, about working in an Irish bar. My poem was written a couple of years back for a St Patrick's Day open call. It's been rewritten and tweeked so many times,/… Read full post »
an examination of the drunk poet examining: Bukowski and me
Having had the privilege of knowing an alchy or two I can tell you, they don't last a long time in any kind of shape.
Well, they can but it’s rare. Charles Bukowski lasted more than 70 years, probably because he was smart enough to stay a drunk.
See… Read full post »
COMMERCE by Charles Bukowski for TOM CORDLE
I used to drive those trucks so hard
and for so long that
my right foot would
go dead from pushing down on the
accelerator.
delivery after delivery,
14 hours at a time
for $1.10 per hour
under the table,
up… Read full post »
I want to be like Charles Bukowski

I want to be like Charles Bukowski
But I don’t want a gnarly hide
Chickenshit
That I am
I want to be smooth where I’ve never been
I want to be happy where I’ve never been
I want to be all the… Read full post »
A most beautiful poem by John O'Donahue w poet recitation
My daughter in law, a kind soul gave me a terrific book about poetry and spirituality called "Saved By a Poem" by Kim Rosen. (My atheism stymies some of my loved ones.) (I have to smile at that.)
In addition to some helpful information, the book discusses the origins of… Read full post »
walking blind
RED FLAG UP: diary of a /OSers: PLEASE STOP
I'm posting this publicly because I'm hoping others will stop helping you do this to yourself however inadvertantly. if you insist on posting provocative blogs, well, you're an adult and there's nothing anyone can do except to ignore you and them.
as I see it, just when this ridiculous d… Read full post »
a kiss is a curious prayer (for Candace)
the kiss
in circular motion
might be compulsion
or magic more or less
grand opera or mere biology perhaps
(perhaps)
(oh perhaps not)
yet when I press this tongue these lips this warm
and cunning mouth
placing it
just so
smoothly
in yours … Read full post »
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1. Your main trait: See…this is when I know I’m in trouble because with me, there isn’t any “one” main trait. I’m quirky but I’m also so hellbent on being logical. So even when I’m creative thinking, whatever I come up with has to be g… Read full post »
feelin' about not feelin' the Oscars
last night I enjoyed watching:
1. the Bridesmaids women.
2. the French guy.
3. Julianna whatever her name is on E!, who's married to the Apprentice guy and had a big happy smile all day and looked stunn… Read full post »
opening & closing & opening
and in comes the sun, the air is so fresh
and there you are!
and you and you and you
oh so many here
it's good to see you
come inside
have some coffee
but what have you brought?
couldn't it have been… Read full post »
OPEN CALL: why I write on Open Salon (how about you?)
I like everything about Open Salon, from the look of it: the format, the whiteness of the page, the blue and black band across the top I can personalize, to the people who publish here. This is my page within the OS format. My appearance is contained:
I'm an Open… Read full post »
I hope there is a heaven
and that it's a nice heaven
I hope the rumors of a grand buffet are true
they have spoken of delectable dishes served
on shimmering tablecloths with chairs so comfortable
you could sit back and sleep and dream
I know it must be true because I know you are there
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