JiveRabbit Salon

It's a Secret.

Nick K

Nick K
Location
Denver, Colorado, U.S.A.
Birthday
February 26
Title
Compassionate Misanthropist
Company
Tubular Islam LLC.
Bio
21/m/Denver/Music Major (Soon To Be English Major)/Douchebag/Self Involved/Mountainous/Simian

MY RECENT POSTS

MY RECENT COMMENTS

Nick K's Links

Salon.com
AUGUST 24, 2009 7:58PM

You Can't Kill My Grandpa

 
 
Rabble, Rabble.
 
 
I've written a new folk song, for a new age, for a new kind of crazy person. Enjoy.
 
 
You Can't Kill My Grandpa
Words and music by Nick Kent
 
 
Come everybody, gather ‘round
I bring a warning, brave and/… Read full post »
3 Comments
APRIL 1, 2009 9:14PM

Don't Worry, This Isn't a Blog About Anything Constructive

  The Creation of Spadam

 

Here's a little ditty I just whipped up out of boredom. It's totally pointless, so I wouldn't recommend reading it.

 

Anno Domini

I don't believe in hell or God
But somehow I get by.
It's funny how my God-shaped hole's
Not filled/… Read full post »

5 Comments
Editor’s Pick
FEBRUARY 7, 2009 9:12PM

A Not-Too-Morbid Poem About Funerals

 Dagmar Coffin

 This is part one of a two-part poem, semi-free-verse, which may not be finished. I really can't spend any more time on it however, so I'm considering it finished for now. Enjoy.

 

Nothing Certain, Pt. 1
… Read full post »

17 Comments
JANUARY 31, 2009 2:14PM

What did Wikipedia ever do to you?

 Wikipedia

 

 I don't really know if I've been here long enough to post a rant, but I'm indignant. Righteously indignant. Over something that I never would have thought would bother me so much:

85% of the people in my English class seem to hate Wikipedia.

I… Read full post »

24 Comments
JANUARY 11, 2009 3:40PM

I know this probably isn't the right place to ask this...

But I emailed OS, and never heard back.

 My problem is that when I make changes to my profile in my account settings, they're never actually reflected on my blog.

Am I retarded or something? It shows that I've changed my picture and my name in my account settings page,… Read full post »

6 Comments
JANUARY 11, 2009 2:52PM

Sub-Prime (Not that Anyone Still Talks About it...)

The following is a silly little quasi-poem thing I wrote back when everyone still cared about scandalous subprime lending practices. It's in defense of the consumers, who didn't realize that most mortgage brokers are just car salesmen who handle much larger amounts of money.

Okay, actually it's not… Read full post »

Post the first comment
JANUARY 5, 2009 10:54PM

Where Does Ehud Olmert Get Off...

 

 

  Ehud Olmert

 

Thinking he can fool everyone with that ridiculous comb-over. What does he think this is? We're not blind. He must think we're all insane, or incredibly stupid. Frankly, it's offensive, and I don't intend to put up with it any longer. Who the hell does he… Read full post »

5 Comments
JANUARY 3, 2009 6:26AM

It's 4:13 AM. Do you know where your chickens are?

Okay, so I've got some more retarded poetry to put up. I drew from several things as inspiration, the most recent being that I saw Repo: The Genetic Opera tonight at a local cheapo movie theater (the proceeds went to charity). It's a pretty entertaining film that deserves all the help… Read full post »

2 Comments
JANUARY 2, 2009 6:18PM

The Fish on the Land Ain't Happy

BASED ON A TRUE STORY.

 

When I was a little boy
I kissed a Mermaid's breasts.
Why I did, I couldn't say;
Just eight and oversexed?

Although our light touch was brief
We both knew what it meant.
Okay, you know, that that's a lie;
It was an odd event.

Right as my lips… Read full post »

5 Comments