You know what I am tired of posting shit that is completely underappreciated. You people don't know a real writer when you see one. Your post all your bullshit about politics and world events and personal experiences as if you knew something. Well I'm here to tell you it's all crap compared to my superior intelectual writing skills.
If you all just understood my brilliance you would never pass up one of my posts. The mild entertainment the rest of you provide pales in comparrison to the wonder that is me.
This is obviously a pond of mediocrity and I must move on to the ocean of praise I so rightfully deserve. So that's it. Peace bitches. I'm out unless I get at least 20 comments worshipping me for the paragon that I am.
If you read this and thought 'man, what a self serving cunt'. Let me just say how right you are. This site is full of wonderful, amazing, brilliant, clever, heartwarming, intelligent, thought provoking, wonderfully offensive, funny as hell people that should never be degraded just to make one's own writing feel better than.
I understand the frustration of not having your shit read, but guess what, all of us feel that way sometimes. It's only human to feel that you aren't getting the attention you deserve. But to sit there and say that the writing of the wonderful people on this site are "without note and merit" isn't cool.
I haven't met most of the people I adore on this site, but I feel that I've made a few friends out of it and they are amazing writers. I don't like it when people degrade my freinds. I don't care if you're writing is fucking Einsteinian.
You want to leave, fine. You want to post about leaving, fine. But you post about leaving because everyone on here is too ignorant to understand your brilliance and then say their writing is inferior... You'll get the finger from me.
And it ain't the monkey finger.
Edit: Upon request, this post was in reference to this post:http://open.salon.com/content.php?cid=79085