I haven't posted on here in a long time. Not for any reason other than I've been busy. But this needs to be said and it's the easiest way I know to make a link of my thoughts for my friends and family and whoever else may read it.… Read full post »

I think the first time I ever felt truly and deeply alone was when I figured out that the love and security that one human can give to another is flawed beyond the control of either party.

I was twelve. My Grandmother, who had been my best friend and close confidant… Read full post »

The first time I spoke to Jennifer Collins she thought I was dating my brother.  He and I had gone to our local Blockbuster to rent a few movies and she was working the counter.

"Does it bother you that your boyfriend wears that shirt in public?" She asked.… Read full post »

January 16th, 2009 was supposed to be a good day.  It was a Friday, which automatically makes the suck factor a lot less.  It was also the airing of the series finale of Battlestar Galactica.  That night I'd planned to have my fellow members of the colonial fleet arrive at my… Read full post »

One of greatest blessings I've been bestowed in my life is my Rita.

Logistically Rita is my step-mother, though my use of that term is substantially low.  Whenever I refer to 'my parents' every one knows that it is a three-fold expression and, if they know me well enough, they can… Read full post »

I'm just gonna give fair warning to those of you who get a little queasy at the mention of the female menstrual cycle: this post revolves around Aunty Flow's visit every month.  For those of you immature enough to laugh at the Texas Chainsaw Massacre that turns makes us ladies go… Read full post »

I have never really been one for tattoos.  If other people want to get them, great.  Most of my friends have at least one or two and some of them have even more.  I've seen tattoos that look straight from a trailer park and I've seen true pieces of art.  But… Read full post »

*Just so you know, major spoilers for all four movies lurk ahead.* 

I'm a child of the VCR generation and proudly so.  Christopher Hitchens suggested in his book The Portable Atheist that future generations may wish to exchange religious texts for literature and I think that… Read full post »

This is simply going to have to be one of the most cheese ball posts I've ever written.  There's no way around it.  I love my dad so frakin much it almost brings me to tears just thinking about it.  So here it is guys; my unabashed hero worship of the… Read full post »

Before I delve into the incredibly geeky obsession I have with the Warrior Princess, let me first state that this series is, in no way, going in any kind of order.  I do not value Xena above my friends and family... Well not above most of them, anyway.  I just felt like writing… Read full post »

You know how when you cry about something that is externally happy people say you’re crying tears of joy?  Well that’s a nice simplistic answer and it works well enough for the naïve child who’s world hasn’t been crushed by… well… his world, but those o… Read full post »

Last month (of course it had to be in 2009) I found out that my mom had thyroid cancer.  She is scheduled for surgery this Monday and I'm not very happy about any of it.  Frankly I'm a little scared, worried, and pissed off at God yet again.

Anyway, I was… Read full post »

Yesterday this middle aged white man walks up to my register and says that there's some creepy person outside knocking on people's car windows.

"What is he asking for?"  I inquire, trying to figure out if it's just one of the school kids selling chocolate.

"I don't… Read full post »

So this year sucked.  Seriously if an intangible object like a year could suck, 2009 would be the cock smoking champion of my entire 26 years in existence.  But it hasn't won, my friends.  No, this bitch is just too damn salty to have her ass handed to her by an odd numbered… Read full post »

I hate retail.  

I hate the pay, I hate the overzealous managers, I hate the customers and I especially hate it's exploitation of holiday idiots.

I worked retail from the time I was sixteen years old all they way up till I graduated from college and sold out to become… Read full post »

 Change can always be an area of contingency.  On one hand change can produce improvements, but on the other hand it almost always means loss of some kind.  Game Informer Magazine has been my favorite video game magazine since it came out.  Every month I look forwar… Read full post »

This is gonna be a quick rant.

And not just one of my drunken, pissed off, nightly rants.  Oh no!  This is a caffeinated, cranky, 'pissed that I wasted 8 bucks' rant. 

Every reviewer that said Paranormal Activity was either 'good' or 'scary' can suck my metaphorical dick.  Ye… Read full post »

My girlfriend and I are horror film junkies.  I'm sure that makes both of us depraved in some way, but at least the truth is out there.  So the month of October is very special in our hearts and one of the ways we choose to celebrate it is by watching… Read full post »

Real quick note here.

If you spam my comments you will be deleted.

Fuckwad.  Read full post »

There's not going to be a whole lot of substance in this one, boys and girls, but that's nothing new for my little slice of the blog world.  I'm sure there have been multiple posts about this, but I serioulsy had to get it out on something a little more substantial… Read full post »

*Just a quick note.  All of these stories exist only within my imagination, but some of what I'm about to tell you is true.  If so, it will be marked with an asterisk.

 I'd been thinking for months about how to get The Pinks to pay for me to go… Read full post »

I'm only writing this because those of you who know me will understand my irritation over this situation.

Ilene Chaiken is pretty much my main lesbian nemesis.  For more vulgar information on just how much I dislike Ms. Chaiken view the following links:

I Can't Wait to Watch that Bitch Die… Read full post »

There are so many reasons I should like the new ABC space drama Defying Gravity: a show about a group of astronauts that go on a dangerous mission to Venus.  Now I'm a huge fan of anything space related.  I sat through Mission to Mars for Christ's sake.  I… Read full post »

I am laughing my ass off with irony right now.

Yesterday I made a post about how nice it was to write here on OS because I can say whatever I want and just be me.  I'm a little more reigned in at my professional page.

I wrote two articles about… Read full post »