Doc refused to...
My siblings tell me it's not worth wasting a bullet...
My husband LAUGHS at me...
Even the kids and the cats think it's funny I want to be shot at the moment.
Of course if I wasn't in serious pain I likely wouldn't want to be shot but that's a different matter.
You see... Sometime in my long forgotten past (so long forgotten there's no medical record of it and NONE of the relatives can remember it) I had chicken pox.
And currently I have shingles... Stuff that looks like this:

Winding around from my waist down my left leg...
If you've never had them...
SHINGLES HURT LIKE HELL!
I FEEL as though I have been run over by a truck then dragged through a knothole... backwards.
Doc tells me a course of anti-virals, pain medication and steroids will bring them to a halt...
I still think a bullet is a GOOD choice - after all, if I shoot off my right toe it'll hurt MORE than the damn shingles do - I think...
I will say though... Shingles hurt MORE than labor because the pain of shingles is constant whilst the pain of labor is intermittent.
Someone shoot me... PLEASE!


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No, I know it's not funny - I've had chicken pox too and since I heard of the connection I've been holding my metaphorical breath myself..
"sigh".. I could have done without knowing what the thing looks like.
Rated for get better soon friend (and watch those drugs! ;).
I wonder if medical marijuana would help? I've been reading about it because of my husband's cancer-associated pain. Never touched the stuff (didn't even "try it without inhaling") but there's a documentary available at PBS called "Clearing the Smoke" which makes an excellent case for the efficacy of cannabis in pain relief, and I'm rethinking my decades-old stand on the substance. If I'd watched it a year ago, while I was in such agony, I would have set aside my scruples and asked my son to get me some to try.
I hope you recover quickly. ~r
Hope your outbreak doesn't last long.
i start with single malts then when it all starts to taste the same I switch to much cheaper wiskey.
Snippy... I'd TRY medical marijuana if I wasn't one of the 0.01% of people who is allergic to the stuff. Hell I'd head for that FIRST if I wasn't allergic.
Joan... it's been a VERY stressful couple of weeks here so no surprise I've got something I didn't know I could get to start with.
LL... between the Prialt (sub-dermal pain medication pump that puts it straight into my spinal fluid) and the morphine patches... sleeping is about ALL I can do without it classifying as "WORK." My concentration is gone and I'm higher than a kite.
High Lonesome... I am, unfortunately, too young to get the shingles vaccine or I would have gotten it. I WILL get it when I am old enough.
Kalispera Stathi. Anyone who has had chicken pox CAN get shingles... I may be whining about the pain (I admit it) BUT I'm also reminding people what they look like and performing a sort of public service since for some reason this appears to be the "season" for shingles.
Wschanz... I can only be on morphine a total of 5 days... so I am pretty sure I will start on the scotch long about Thursday.