One-eye Dave was new in town, having just arrived with the latest bunch of 49'ers aiming to make their stakes and seek their fortunes in the Klondike. Well, ole Dave had been getting along pretty well for a couple of weeks and decided to take the night… Read full post »

 >> How did weinergate become a media circus

Really? You have to ask?

Take one feisty politician named "Weiner" with an affinity for showing his, ah-- weener, dangle a few salacious nekkid pictures, toss in some breathless women-- one of them a boner-fide porno s… Read full post »

There are certain elements of society who have deep-rooted interests in people being mired in social discord.

As long as people are pitted against each other they overlook the yoke on their backs and the reins in the hands of the master. Whether the goad is in the… Read full post »

Christine O'Donnell

Paragon of Conservative, Republican Virtues

  CROWD:  A witch!  A witch!  A witch!  We've got a witch!  A witch!
  VILLAGER #1:  We have found a witch, might we burn her?
  CROWD:  Burn her!  Burn!
  BEDEMIR:  H… Read full post »

Pastor Terry Jones plans to burn a stack of Korans on September 11 in what he calls "International Burn a Koran Day". Nearly everybody on the planet within range of a radio, TV or Internet connection has heard about it and has been busy weighing-in with their (nearly unanimous) opinions… Read full post »

There's a new threat to you, your kids and family, your property-- all thanks to an innocuous, ubiquitous, fun little device you probably already own...

Got that new iPhone yet? Or maybe the Verizon Android? Or some other phone that's similar. They're pretty nifty… Read full post »

The question has come up, often of late, about the current state of voting technology and whether or not it is possible to use computers or other modern technological means to improve the process for voters and the accuracy for voting officials...

In my view, it *is*… Read full post »

My post is a segue from ConChapman's post: "In the Film Room with the Big Guy Upstairs"....

"So Dude, you want a smoke?"

"Sure, why not?"

He paused a moment while he rolled-up the biggest, fattest doobie I'd ever seen and then handed it to… Read full post »

I was reading Scanner's blog this morning about the Penis & Vagina Festival in Japan... he says "It makes me want to start my own festival here in North Carolina" which of course got me to thinking....

Introducing the first annual "Jesse Helms Penis & Vagina Celebration Festival"...

-- Free Ji… Read full post »

Many years ago the Jehovah's Witness came a-calling... I saw 'em walking up the driveway as I was getting out of the shower, and of course moments later the doorbell rang. I figured "What the hell..." and went and answered it. When I opened the door it was the strangest thing--… Read full post »

Here's wishing everybody a very merry Christmas and a happy new year!

May Santa be good to you, your holiday blessed, and good things befall you in the new year! Read full post »

I was reading a post by BehindBlueEyes entitled "How Does All That Hope and Change Taste Now?", an excellent article btw, I heartily recommend it, in which he essentially laments: "Meet the new boss, same as the old boss". In his article one phrase in particular… Read full post »

TinkerTink's post inspired mine this morning-- go read his first...

 “I’ll understand if you don’t, if it’s just a game with you!  I won’t ever mention it again.”

It was my boss Jenga's voice on the phone, and as I listened, a million th… Read full post »

Anybody see the Oprah interview with Sarah Palin the other day?

Well, I think Sarah Palin is just freakin brilliant.

She should just stick to her guns and not let those big liberal meanies grind her down.

I think we should all go out… Read full post »

The best thing about a rectal exam is that you pretty much know the rest of your day is gonna be better...

What's that officer? 85 in a 25? Hahaha-- no biggie....

What's that your honor? Suspended license? A year in the clink? Hohohoho No problemo...

Contempt of court? 5 years to life?… Read full post »

Good Riddance.

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Tonight we're saying a sad goodbye to one of our family members, Fletcher. He's been with us ever since he was a kitten. My wife found him when he was 3 or 4 months old. He was being terrorized by the neighborhood kids. She drove over, swooped… Read full post »

by: Mr. E MD,VA,WV

We've survived all most all of human history without it. Big corporations ignore ancient folks wisdom and have no respect for our intuition. Sometimes the tooth hurts. I'm speaking of course of Alternative Dentistry.

In this essay we'll take a… Read full post »

(From Trig's post this morning: "Why is Rush Limbaugh rich while Trig is poor?")

"Mr. E, dude you should post that comment"

Okay Trig, this one's for you buddy...

"Why is Rush Limbaugh rich while Trig is poor?" Interesting premise. Let's examine this further...

1. Big & Fat

Rush: Check
Trig… Read full post »

I was reading Con Chapman's "On the Campaign Trail With the Fruit-in-Bra Candidate" this morning. A good read btw, and I wanna offer a little feedback and support....

Your post was just peachy, not corny at all. But you do seem a little melon-cauli...flower. Orange you glad your flaxen-haired… Read full post »

PSST!

Hey, we gotta talk. 

It's a little awkward to bring up-- you know, its about, uh-- a certain part of your anatomy...

...er, a little lower...

...lower...

...keep going...

...yeah, right about there..

I… Read full post »

An ode to a nose
eagerly awaiting for
an editor's pick Read full post »

an observation
for the one, not the other
who preys on the weak

you get your jollies
whispering in the shadows
a shiftless coward

irony is sweet
you are all that you despise
i am quite amused