I think there was a scandal a few years back regarding the Mortimer and his interns. If I remember correctly he had hired a staff of around 32 people and he had only been given permission to hire two. Supposedly, the higher-ups at the Center For American Free Thought threatened to take away his role as director of Deviant Homosexual Studies. I think he ended up having to fire almost all of his staff. This is all just from memory, but maybe Mr. Smyth will clarify the situation for us.

I have dismissed my interns for their failure to properly control the sun.

As for my previous intern scandals, I have no further comment at this time.

Great to see you again. Thank you for clarifying the real meaning of terrorism!

I must disagree with you about the "bloodless" cola wars. I saw two individuals get into the classic Coke or Pepsi argument and one of them ended up with a bloody nose.

Meanwhile, how long until you announce your candidacy for the first Presidential candidate for the new Conservative Republicans of America Party? They need your kind of leadership now!

Oculanervosa, I defer to your firsthand knowledge of the Cola Wars, although I hadn't heard of that particular battle. I should rephrase to say that "the Cola Wars of the 1980s, though far from bloodless, had a fatality rate that was statistically negligible."

As for a potential run for the presidency in 2010, I have made my position crystal clear: I have no plans to run, and will be devoting myself entirely to the proposed PALIN/WUZZLEBANGER ticket. I will do whatever it takes to be a part of that campaign, and my heart is set on an eventual cabinet position!

(Has everyone read her book yet? It's the most serious book I've ever read!!)

Thanks for the clarification, Mort. It all makes sense now.

The two check box system is the answer. I am going to apply it to my decision to use or not use proper IRS forms when paying or not paying taxes. I will write from my cell as soon as possible. Thanks for the idea.

Glenn Beck is gonna steal your material. Well done Mort. Highly rated as usual.

If Mr. Beck wishes to borrow any of my material for his routine, that would be A-OK with me. I plan on writing a hackneyed, overly sentimental Christmas novella with a cop-out "it was all a dream" ending, so it would be an even trade.

Speaking of which, don't you DARE miss the HD simulcast in movie theaters on December 10th! You haven't lived until you've seen Mr. Beck feign emotion on the big screen! In High Definition!!

Unfortunately, Mortimer isn't kidding:

http://www.ncm.com/Fathom/OriginalPrograms/GlennBeck_Xmas.aspx?utm_source=GBWebsite_GBXmas2009&utm_medium=Link&utm_campaign=GBXmas2009

feeling a little sick...

Simply great. Thanks for sharing this, I now have a much better understanding of terrorism. Sweet.

Love ya, Morty!

What you said, MH. Exactly what...you...said...

Terrorism is when your ex-wife talks about American Idol.

Classic... pure classic.
Rated.

Question: how do we know any "terrorist" act is really perpetrated by a terrorist and not the CIA, or by Marvin Bush and Dick Cheney as in the 9/11 WTC demo job/committing of treason? Any "act" of terrorism can be faked and in a nation where the media is no longer free, a nation controlled by corporations and big banks, a nation with a completely corrupt Congress, on and on.....how do we know the truth about anything?!!

Vastly entertaining, love the CAFT, you are charming in the video, and SO articulate. And as to the point: like religious opinion, terrorism is a Useful Tool in the hands of those who would bend it to a purpose.

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