An elderly woman was reported to have walked into a branch of Bank of America and was seen to be carrying two large brown paper bags.
She approached one of the tellers and asked loudly for the bank manager.
The teller picked up the phone and spoke a few words.
Out from a hallway popped a man dressed in a black suit.
‘May I help you madam?’
“Yes sir you may. These bags are full of money. I need them counted and deposited into my account.”
‘Where did all these $100 dollar bills come from madam?’
“I bet and win. This money is from my last few bets in the past five years. I just got the trifecta day before yesterday.
I am on a roll and winning every time.”
The bank manager counted the money. It came to just over $60,000.
‘What is the next thing you are going to bet on madam?’
“That tomorrow you will have black balls.”
‘That is impossible.’
“I will bet you $50,000 dollars on it.”
‘Sure, why not.’
“I will return tomorrow morning to check. If you balls are not black I will hand you the cash right away.”
The elderly woman returned with her attorney early the next morning soon after 9am. She instructed the man to sit outside and again asked for the bank manager. He returned and took her back to his office.
‘”Drop you pants immediately. For I am sure your balls are black.”
‘I can assure you I checked them a few minutes ago and they are fine.’
“You took that bet now settle up.”
The man lowered his pants with a sigh.
Immediately, the woman reached across the desk and grabbed his sack squeezing tightly. She called her attorney on her cellphone and he burst into the room and saw her bent over.
He began to beat his head on the open door.
‘What is this all about? Please let me go!’
‘Why is he beating his head like that?’
The woman let go and begin to laugh hysterically.
“I bet him yesterday the sum of $250,000 that I would have you by the balls today.”