MeatMonkey

MeatMonkey
Location
Arizona,
Birthday
September 26
Bio
Just another average working stiff slowly losing ground in the land of opportunity...

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Salon.com
Editor’s Pick
APRIL 3, 2012 9:50PM

Revenge of the Pink Slime.

As a professional meat-cutter, I have been barraged in recent days with a single question that I am sure is echoing across the meat coolers of America.  All day they call on the phone, ring the buzzer and grab my arm as I fill the case to ask in a panicked… Read full post »

Editor’s Pick
JANUARY 19, 2010 1:49PM

Why Plumbing Is an Act Against Nature

Around here January is home improvement month. That’s potentially worse than the holidays. Because home improvement means plumbing and plumbing is Evil. I mean that sincerely. Plumbing goes against the forces of nature. Water doesn’t like to be contained. It gets angry when you try and co… Read full post »