Avast, me hearties! A riot of sex and gender transgression has at once been loosed by Zumalicious and her cunning band of intrepid she-seadogs. Let your drives and your lusts know no bounds. We shall be freer on the high seas than any monarch or empress on dry land.
We shall continue in the footsteps of pirate queens like Anne Bonney, her lover Mary Read, Grace O'Malley, and Ching Shih. Lock up your sons, your daughters, your jewels and other booty. You don't want to have an unguarded moment with she-devils such as we.
If you're hankering to join our merry band, be forewarned that a pirate ship is a pretty gay place. You don't have to be "in the navy" to sail once more into the breach. Any port in a storm, if you catch my meaning. Besides, what with all the double-crossing and cross-dressing that goes on on any pirate ship, you may find the laddie you bunk with is a lass, and vice versa.
As for me, I'd better hie me to Babes With Blades, a troupe in Chicago that's willing to teach any lass skill with a sword. 'Tis been awhile since I buckled me swash, so I'm badly in need of some practice.
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Naneh: I am on you like white on rice. Now go back to your spiritual reflection and study, please. Here....here's a yogurt pop...it's Pineapple/Mango.
(Thanks for the compliment.)
@zumalicious--do what you will. I told them they had submit willingly to our demands. Got any other snacks on you, by the way?
Jennifer Garner and on and on. I'll take 'em all on!
Just send me Jennifer Garner (in leather) and your surrender will be accepted...
I can see at last that I must reveal myself. *pulls away hood and mask* I am a woman! My stealth activities have always been in support of the Women's Pirate Insurrection. Robin Sneed and hyblaean-julie will stand surety for me!
So are you really hell-for-leather as you say?
For all those who saw my post earlier: I have corrected two links for "jewels" and "booty". You'll understand what I mean.
Yup, I'll vouch for Max, even more if she comes to the May 15th get together (I think it's May 15th? Logan Square knows)
"There was young Nat Swaine, once the bravest boat-header out of all Nantucket and the Vineyard; he joined the meeting, and never came to good. He got so frightened about his plaguy soul, that he shrinked and sheered away from the whales, for fear of after-claps, in case he got stove and went to Davy Jones."
Guess who?
Ah, yes, Mr. Rickman--the perfect blend of masculine and feminine. I, like you, am just a tender rabbit caught in his gaze.
@grif--Let me see. It isn't Herman Melville, is it? Moby Dick?
fireeyes - put away the redneck sex toys. The girls are playing "Pirate."
This is goin' down in the history books.
@grif--man. It's been a hundred years since I last read Moby Dick.
How's it go again--a captain with anger management issues? A whale with anger management issues?
I got their backs.......
@nanatehay--I too, was surprised by the provisions made for this attack and siege of OS. I blame Robin for not telling me to stock up more alcohol, though. Her insurrection party waaay outclassed mine. *burb*
@Dakini--you're a better wommin than I am, Gunga Din. I mean, er, Dakini.
@Steve--I live to serve up gender confusion. Stop on by any time for a sherry. Or a beer.
@Penrose--had I known about our little revolt earlier, I could have stocked up on pirate wimmin cheerleader outfits for participants like you. The guys would have surrendered in an hour.
@Gen. Brady--it has be my honor to serve with you. Whatever future missions may be at hand, you may rely upon me. Pirate Wimmin Forever!
@Trudge--I've denounced you before Robin for the provocateur that you are. It's gotten around to all the Pirate Wimmin by now. No one is fooled, sir. No one.
COME ON OVER TO THE SS RITA FOR GALLEY BOY TRAINING
but be careful with nana and the men. they just like to look at boobs and try to sway wimmin to the dark side. tricksy they are. not unlike gollum, though i didn't mean to fall into the hobbit thing.
see zuma. she knows what they're up to.
@nana: dude. back to the bar. i'm thirsty and needing something rummy.