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Sorry - writer's block... BTW the "birthday" listed above is false. I prefer to keep that day private, but am not permitted to do so here, so I'm forced to lie.

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JUNE 11, 2012 4:02PM

Shaggy can't find the mop and bucket

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Here it is, bubba!

mop

 Photo courtesy of Tinkerertink69, a damned good cat!

 

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We are being punished for the unspeakable crimes comitted while standing up against spam. No cover for you, sinners!
fernsy
June 11, 2012 04:08 PM
Maybe they called in an emergency crew of Merry Maids and Men in Kilts to clean up the mess and used too much bleach!
jmac1949
June 11, 2012 04:14 PM
Or his head, from the look of things......
Gad! it's pathetic.
This just goes to prove they want us cowed and worried rather than rebellious. It's so like the Man -vs- the unions. Isn't it?
R
Poor Woman
June 11, 2012 04:23 PM
BRING BACK THE 4AM MAINTENANCE DAYS!!!! We all knew when it was time to go to bed, 4am, BAM, mop would show up to shuttle us off to bed!!!!

MOP IS ALL POWERFUL, IT IS THE WAY TO SALVATION!!!!

ALL HAIL MOP!!!

MOP! MOP! MOP!!
Tinkerertink69
June 11, 2012 04:30 PM
I think whoever's trying to update the cover is simply incompetent. If they think they're punishing us by leaving the cover blank they're dumber than I thought. Classic cutting off the nose to spite the face.
Matt Paust
June 11, 2012 04:34 PM
I am ready to take one for the team! I will watch soccer! I promise! Please bring back the spam . . . :/
nilesite
June 11, 2012 04:35 PM
The cover hasn't looked this good in ages,
trilogy
June 11, 2012 04:40 PM
@trilogy LOLOL!!!
*snork!*
Poor Woman
June 11, 2012 04:43 PM
@Tink: MOP! MOP! MOP!
:)
Poor Woman
June 11, 2012 04:43 PM
I am with you Matt on this just cause!!!Rated!!
Stathi Stathi
June 11, 2012 05:22 PM
We need a P.I. like Magnum. This crap is getting slippery. (wear boots Tink)
scanner
June 11, 2012 06:18 PM
I don't know why everyone has their knickers in a knot... *I* see the cover page when I go to look for it. Am I missing something? Probably since I don't think I LOOK at the cover of OS more than 3 or 4 times a year - and wouldn't have today if so many of my watched list weren't posting about the lack of a cover page.

*Shrugs*

"Cleanup in aisle three!"
MrsRaptor
June 11, 2012 06:21 PM
Oooops! I have been black listed for sure!
Cathy GF
June 11, 2012 06:26 PM
God has answered our prayers.
r.
Jonathan Wolfman
June 11, 2012 06:28 PM
Ha ha! Mission not accomplished. They are hanging us out to dry. Matt.
Erica K
June 11, 2012 06:29 PM
Has anyone considered that it's not punishment? It could be an accidental ctrl-alt-del moment.
just phyllis
June 11, 2012 06:42 PM
someone coincidentally pushed the red button.

HUGGGGGGGG
Linda Seccaspina
June 11, 2012 07:37 PM
Ha. I don't usually look at the cover but I will now.
snarkychaser
June 11, 2012 08:07 PM
haha..so maybe they paid the electric bill? For last month? hang on, I have a flashlight somewhere around here.
Emily Conyngham
June 11, 2012 08:14 PM
It's been fine the past several hours. When it came back online after hours of nothing but white, nothing had changed. Maybe they actually were trying to install some anti-spam software.
Matt Paust
June 11, 2012 08:38 PM
In fact, there's very little spam in the activity feed right now.
Matt Paust
June 11, 2012 08:38 PM
Shhhhhhhh Matt... don't TELL 'em.

By the way... this time next month I will be in Bedford County...
MrsRaptor
June 11, 2012 08:53 PM
Ah, the mop. Long time, no see...
Kanuk
June 11, 2012 09:02 PM
Bedford? Sounds familiar.
Matt Paust
June 11, 2012 09:10 PM
Yep, bunch of us relatives are getting together there for a week next month. LOL
MrsRaptor
June 11, 2012 09:53 PM
I missed the empty cover page. My internet pipe broke in the middle of a comment and all went dark for six and a half arns.

I never saw the mop, either. I guess the shiny's still on my account.
--r--
dunniteowl
June 11, 2012 10:50 PM
Yeah, I could access the home page it is the same old, same old. You can't let your portal page go unchanged for weeks and stay in business. R
Gerald Andersen
June 11, 2012 11:11 PM
a mop. a bucket.
to clean up our floor.
all the grime & detritus & dross swept away
(always sweep first, before u mop)
and now lets take the mop
to the floor.
who has the floor? we do.
James M. Emmerling
June 12, 2012 08:46 AM
@MrsR ~ Ah, near Lynchburg. Beautiful mountain country. Used to go hunting in those hills back in the day when I went hunting.
Matt Paust
June 12, 2012 09:15 AM
Matt, we'll be hunting for long-dead relatives all over the state. We know where they claimed they were "from" we just need to find information beyond what the history books say about them.
MrsRaptor
June 12, 2012 12:47 PM
Yummy mop and bucket!
Moose Turd Pie
June 12, 2012 11:22 PM

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