El Id

is a brat
MARCH 29, 2012 8:39PM

Vote Republican!

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Heard this on NPR just now.  I'm still laffing.  Might have have torn my appendix or given myself a hernia.  May end up suing somebody.  Play this video with caution. 

 

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FIRST!! Now to read...
Funny stuff... excellent post!
I'm still laughing too. But I could never be that sleepy!
That qualifies as Awesome of the Day!!!
I stopped at 2;18 because I was just peeved this guy thought I was going to be hypnotized by him hahaha
HUGGGGGGGGGGG
Thanks. I'll have to wait.
I heard yesterday news.
It's ref:
GIs returning soldiers.

James Surkamp has a web.
News has been interesting.
Dismay . . .
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James Surkamp is interesting.
I worked with him in ref: Vets.
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First
Rainer Maria Rolke wrote this:`
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"Think . . .
of the world you carry within you."
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and . . .
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Larry Gelbart wrote this. I'll quote:
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"The meaning of life is beyond me.
The best I can do is deal with [Life]
it one word at a time." Yes. Thank.
You too ` Chicken Maaan, alias, ay
Matt Paust.
I enjoyed your `Cicken Maaan Post.
Your Friends seem Good Neighbors.
They are Grouchy as`Oscar Canned
Oscar Grouch.
We'd no like to abide in Trash Cans.
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Google?
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W.V. James Surkamp @
www.jamessurkamp.com/
page two - there's a 'piece'
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Titled:
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It Don't Mean Nothin'
Jim Surkamp is unique.
We once 'fell-out' and

Now we reconciled. Great!
He does good work. Thanks.
We all do what we can do do.

The oral account ref:`Soldiers
I's supposed to 'air' on PBI.
It's beed on PBS in the past.
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Roger Pitman, Charles Figley,
and . . .
Oliver Stone let us use sounds.
There are caring people.Yes.
Indeed . . .
I am supposed to speak May 22.
It'll be at Sheperds College at the
Library . . .
The Byrd Legislative Campus Center-
a auditorium. . .
Who knows . . .
Maybe I'll burp.
I may view birds.
Seagulls entertain.
Matt. I hope it's okay?
It's been in my thoughts.
Is it whore mongering?
`

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I found this video on a Spike Lee tweet-Is that a guitar or an AK-47
Roy Zimmerman is guilty and his nose does not look broken to me !!!
This is hilarious, thank you for sharing!
[r] hysterical and reminds me of Tom Lehrer, but Lehrer would kick the Dems in the a** as well since they deserve it. I wish I could whole-heartedly laugh, but I always feel like calling out the Republicans implies the Dems are worthy of trust. They so aren't. Yes, rabid rat bastard Repubs, but rat bastard Dems. sigh. It was a giggle and thank you, but I wish I could go full out and laugh but always uneasy about the heart of darkness of the other legacy party. imHo! best, libby
They say music soothes the savage beast. I'm asleep here. (after laughing my ass off)
Thank you. great stuff. R
That's hilarious. I always wondered how the Republicans were planning on actually getting people to vote for one of the ignoramus' they were throwing up on the ballot. Now I know.
Too funny. I just hope nobody counts to three before I vote.
Ha, rated for the title because I know that is HOAX coming from you!!
Wickedly brilliant!
Thanks, I needed that!!!
I think the waiter put something in my drink, too.
Thank goodness I am hynosis resistant! That's hilarious.

Lezlie
Sleepy? I'd have to be dead! (Not a problem in Chicago.)
Your title scared me, now I'm laughing. Thank you.
Oh, if it only weren't so true!
@Matt Paust

I believe this is where I humorously suggest that you owe me a new monitor and beer because I just spewed beer all over my monitor laughing out loud.
(Disclaimer) No actual monitors or beers were harmed in the making of my comment.
Hilarious Matt. Thanks for giving this publicity.
Thanks for the cautionary note-- I think I love Roy Zimmerman!
Rated
Laughing too hard to get sleepy!

R
If you think that one is funny you haven't listened to "Limbaugh (How low can you go)" yet...
Let me just say that in 46 years of voting I have NEVER voted Republican. Call me close minded, but that's the truth. Proud to be a Democrat.
Computer problems last nite, so I crashed early. Bell, is this the FIRST time you've been first? If so, I'm flattered. If not, I still am.

It was just slow getting there, Kate. One thing to remember, tho, is you hafta use the old coding. YouTube offers you several choices, and "old" is at the bottom.

Thanks, Mac.

Bell, if I fell asleep under those conditions my dreams would be too hideous to remember.

Mission, indeed!

I'd not heard of Roy Zimmerman until now, Firechick. He's pledged to take his act to all 50 states before the election. He's with Move On.

Linda, you were just sleepy because you work too hard.

My pleasure, Janie.

Art, maybe we can arrange a meet in D.C. and all come to see you speak. That would be an OS highlight of the year.

Jay, I didn't play the video as it would use up too much of my limited bandwidth. I'd heard it on the radio earlier in the day.

Glad to, Arizona. Glad you enjoyed it.

Tom Lehrer, Libby, and before him, Victor Borge. I agree wtih you, but sometimes we have to take our laffs where we can get them, huh?

Scanman, I'll bet you're already working up an act of your own.

You're welcome, Wendy.

It is that, Christine.

Victor, the brainwashing's been going on for years.

Mary, yes!

JL, somehow I think you're immune.

Never be too sure about that, Sheila. I might've been hypnotized.

Ian, that looks like Scanner's hoodie. You guys brothers?

You're welcome, Beauty.

Maybe, Stim. Probly with Move On.

Me, too, Lezlie - I think.

I know, Seer.

He needs to have a copy of Clown Car, Crank, for the road.

Scared me, too, Bleue. The best laffs always come after being scared.

Hear ya, Tom.

I warned ya, Anthony!

Any time, Ab.

He has a certain charm, doesn't he, Shiral?

V, I should've posted this in the morning. Wake people up.

I did, up above, Kate. That ain't all they're stealing.

Thanks, Abigail. I'll check it out.

Good on ya, Patrick. I would've guessed as much.
Loved it, Matt. Already sent it out to a couple of relatives and friends.
Matt Paust.
This post was like a surgeon's scalpel.
If I need surgery I'll meet you in DC.
Bring your neighbors: Sonja, Myopic,
and that other grouchy woman. okay?
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If we meet you can write my speech.
We can sit on laps and speak better.
WE'll yodel like those ventriloquist.
Wear you Chicken Maan hood too.
We can cluck cluck. Check de' hoods.
Check politico's oil-dip-sticks too.
Teach filthy "rich" to pop hoods.
Your two post ripped deeply.
I wish you'd carry pain pills.
Your 'surgery' reminds . . .
Civil War's bite bullet.
You carry black bag.
Take blood pressure.
No writhe in the pain.
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Bring Bellwether Vance,
Sarah, Michelle Obama,
GaGa, feathered hen,
and no forget `You.
NOT FUNNY!

Mitt Romney, everybody.
Myriad, that is funny.
Very funny! I will play it before bed time for my reprogramming....I am already feel like shopping. Trickle down works!
I met him. Was good friends with his wife,Melanie, at some point. I remember thinking how huge he was going to be but he never broke out as he should have. I saw him perform and there was these music execs and I said to Melanie, " OMG, his time has come" She gave me a weary expression and said that they've come many times. This was about 15 years ago. Glad he's getting some OS love.
Snarky, now you've got me laffing again!

Ferns, small world. Probly took so long because the music execs are Republicans. He's with Move On now, a perfect fit.
All I can remember about this is to vote republican?
Fantastic! Thank you for the morning laugh, Matt.
OK, Bob, this is going to require some work. You are getting sleepy...zzzzZZZZZZZZZzzzzzz...oops.
Hilarious! I haven't laughed this much since Lee Atwater played blues guitar! Sharing to FB!
Funny. I'll bet Republicans will misinterpret this song as an anthem extolling their agenda.
a zimmerman, eh?
let's hope mr pseudonym we all know
is getting messages on his cell phone..
"yo! gonna crucify you, zimmerman!"
"ah, whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa? crucify me for what? for what outrage?"
"that thing, florida.."
'flah ridda? played in flahridda, i guess i left too soon, or too early..."
"what?"
'flahridda, guns on the state capitol building, and in the hands of young turks of all persuasion, yahhhhhhhhh?"
"some"
"huh. everglades you got in fah riddle da. any alligators in yr house, stufffed ?"

"uh, yeah, three. hey, is this the right zimmmerman?"
"can't answer that . only u can."
'Well..huh. gnite. i like that song of yers: 'hurricane'! I know which zimmerman u are!"
"that was a song meant for mass consumption, glad it makes a difference"
'YAH! gnite. ..any idea where the REAL zimmerman is?"
"yeah, gotta text, dont tell no one...from spike jones...he sayz he's in the gap between yer two front teeth..."
"that's reliable?"
"far as it goes, yeah."
a zimmerman, eh?
let's hope mr pseudonym we all know
is getting messages on his cell phone..
"yo! gonna crucify you, zimmerman!"
"ah, whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa? crucify me for what? for what outrage?"
"that thing, florida.."
'flah ridda? played in flahridda, i guess i left too soon, or too early..."
"what?"
'flahridda, guns on the state capitol building, and in the hands of young turks of all persuasion, yahhhhhhhhh?"
"some"
"huh. everglades you got in fah riddle da. any alligators in yr house, stufffed ?"

"uh, yeah, three. hey, is this the right zimmmerman?"
"can't answer that . only u can."
'Well..huh. gnite. i like that song of yers: 'hurricane'! I know which zimmerman u are!"
"that was a song meant for mass consumption, glad it makes a difference"
'YAH! gnite. ..any idea where the REAL zimmerman is?"
"yeah, gotta text, dont tell no one...from spike jones...he sayz he's in the gap between yer two front teeth..."
"that's reliable?"
"far as it goes, yeah."
Wow! I now trust Wall Street bankers and oil companies! Ayn Rand was right! I see the light!

Thanks so much!
Thanks Matt, but the Hypnosis didn't work on me yetttt.....zzz R
from a couple of the comments, I think Blu may be right! There are clearly some sleepy folks here already.
Matt Paust?
You once did a 'sad' favor for me.
I (still) can't 'cut & paste' most days.
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There's a 'sad' oral You-Tube out there.
James Surkamp @ blog ref `War Story.
I saw the You-Tube when in Canada.
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Some politicos will steal your lollipop.
They might rob a chicken of jock-briefs.
They (some) floss with moo-cow boots.

No floss False Teeth with shoe-stings:
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Fixodent
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They buy ketchup for white Tooth.
I gotta get.
OS addicts.
I forgot fun.
Funny critters.
I thanks You.
I know we busy.

If we need something?
Ask for a busy person.
They will find the time.
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I Googled and this came Popped-up.
I am on my`Slow-Speed' connection.
If You are eating chicken soup? Great!
I saw a add:

Chicken Soup
$. 49 cents.
I go buy some
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Later