Haikuligan
Haiku, Rants and Essays
Mary-Anndroid
- Location
- Los Angeles, California, USA
- Birthday
- December 31
- Title
- Babe! It is Babe, isn't it?
- Company
- Good.
- Bio
- Always MaryAnn, never Ginger. Sigh.
Haiku keep me sane.
My preferred method of haiku delivery is a crumpled ball of paper tossed over the cubicle wall on a stressful yet curiously boring Tuesday. This'll have to do instead.
MY RECENT POSTS
- Makin' It Legal!
January 12, 2012 09:09AM - Bathing, Revised
June 20, 2011 08:48AM - Sleep Debt, With Interest
May 26, 2011 01:48PM - Peppermint Patty
May 20, 2011 12:00PM -
Trodding the Vogs
May 05, 2011 01:48PM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “So beautiful. Makes me
miss winter, just a little
bit.”
November 28, 2012 01:07PM - “So beautiful. Makes me
miss winter, just a little
bit.”
November 28, 2012 01:07PM - “So beautiful. Makes me
miss winter, just a little
bit.”
November 28, 2012 01:07PM - “Thanks for posting this.
I want to send a copy to
my
right-wing sister. Heck, I
w…”
February 03, 2012 02:23PM - “This is my kind of book
club. Stanley Tucci is hot. I
saw
Tony Shalhoub at
church…”
January 12, 2012 01:10PM
Mary-Anndroid's Links
JANUARY 12, 2012 9:11AM
Makin' It Legal!
By The Power Vested in Laurence
12/24/2011
Sharing home and child,
we're already wed. Today
makes it official. Read full post »
JUNE 20, 2011 8:48AM
Bathing, Revised
You know when you wake up REALLY early so you can get a shower before the baby wakes up, and then the baby goes and wakes up at the same time you do? And he's up for the damn day at 4:45am? Sigh.
Time Management For Moms
Why waste time in… Read full post »
MAY 26, 2011 1:53PM
Sleep Debt, With Interest
I'm Still Tired
Slept eight hours last night
yet somehow there ain't enough
coffee in the world. Read full post »
MAY 20, 2011 12:00PM
Peppermint Patty
Good Morning!
Dr. Bronner's soap
in the shower -- rinse well, girls!
The mint flavor stings. Read full post »
MAY 5, 2011 1:49PM
Trodding the Vogs
I have been Fluevogged.
Oh, John! Why must I love the
most expensive shoes?
photo credit: fluevog.com Read full post »
APRIL 22, 2011 11:35AM
Confessions of a Nappy-haired White Girl
Let me start by saying that as a white girl, I am not privy to the cultural load borne by the term "nappy hair." I'm probably not even allowed to use the term.
But I recently watched Chris Rock's awesome documentary "Good Hair," and found mys… Read full post »
APRIL 19, 2011 11:59PM
Shorn
Drastic Measures
Child eats toilet brush
while I straighten my hair, so
pixie cut! Wash, wear. Read full post »
FEBRUARY 2, 2011 11:59PM
Small Favors
JANUARY 21, 2011 11:35AM
Looks the Same Coming Out
JANUARY 18, 2011 10:39AM
Please Flush Twice
To Remove All The Evidence
Somebody barfed in
the Jenny Craig bathroom just
before she weighed in. Read full post »
JANUARY 9, 2011 3:05PM
Incitement to Violence
JANUARY 6, 2011 10:26AM
Haiku Thursday - Rockin' the Cotton
I wear granny pants.
I'm not ashamed! They're comfy
and they fit my butt.
DECEMBER 30, 2010 12:39AM
Haiku Thursday - Committed
DECEMBER 16, 2010 2:13PM
Post C-Section Christmas
This is in haiku form, of course, since that’s mostly what I write.
Last year’s holiday was especially hard for me. Not from hell but rather from heaven.
Sometimes the good things are hard to live through too.
The Year My Son Was Born
Two weeks from Christmas –… Read full post »
DECEMBER 16, 2010 10:40AM
Haiku Thursday - File Under "Life Ain't Fair"
Sometimes you bust ass
and all you get in return
is a busted ass.
DECEMBER 9, 2010 11:49PM
Happy Birthday!
DECEMBER 1, 2010 6:37PM
Separation Anxiety
He sobs with heartbreak
when I leave for work. I feel
like Worst. Mom. Ever.
NOVEMBER 25, 2010 2:08PM
Haiku Thursday - Just Another Thursday
Happy Thanksgiving!
It's the same as all other
days, but with turkey.
NOVEMBER 12, 2010 12:12PM
King of the Road on the Studio Back Lot
Whistling While They
Work
The grips
are blasting
Roger
Miller on the set.
I walk by
and smile. Read full post »
NOVEMBER 9, 2010 10:40PM
Solid Food
Baby has two teeth
and likes to eat dust bunnies
he picks off the floor.
OCTOBER 21, 2010 2:35PM
Overheard, One Cubicle Over
What to Tell Your Boss
When He's Stranded in Paris During The Transit
Strike
"Wear your
best cravat,"
she
advised, "go to dinner.
You'll find
a boyfriend!" Read full post »
OCTOBER 15, 2010 9:57AM
Girl Talk - A Hot Sticky Creaky Mess
TMI Part 1
I Forgot How Inconvenient
She Is
Aunt Flo has
returned.
She was gone for twenty
months;
I'm out of practice.
TMI Part
2
Underwire Surprise
My pretty pink bra
creaks like a leather
jacket.
I've got biker boobs. Read full post »
OCTOBER 7, 2010 10:43AM
The Sad Orphan Bakery
SEPTEMBER 23, 2010 11:42AM
Haiku Thursday - Zucchini Murder
Please, No More Zucchini, My Freezer is Full
I slaughtered the squash.
It's late September and I
can't take any more. Read full post »
SEPTEMBER 16, 2010 11:36AM
Dr. Strangemom
Beth Mann
Caroline Hagood
L in the Southeast
Harp
Lyn LeJeune
Salon.com