Yeah, they have one thing in common - Nobody can get into them! And, by God; I've tried!
"What's a Blind Trust, Grandma"?
"Stick the 20 in the Slot & don't tell your Mother"!
All this talk of Romney's Swiss Bank Account got me thinking...
He doesn't have any "Walkin' Around Money" - and that would explain a lot of things:
* Didn't have Jack for a frigin' Dog Kennel!
* Couldn't even buy any staples @ "Staples"!
* No Dough for Singing Lessons...even failed the Audition as Mitt "Osmond"!
* No Bread to buy Sexier Jeans... but that's how Mormans wear 'em - 2 at a time!
* Treated at the Iowa Caucus - BBQ Chicken & Corn on the Cab - that's right; just like his Dog - it made it all the way there on a Taxi!
* Bain & Company gave him a symbolic salary of 1 Dollar & gave half of it back when he took a leave of absense!
* Spent way too much in '94 Senate Race Staging himself as "Everyman" - Herding Cows, Baling Hay, Unloading a Fishing Boat & Hauling Garbage & got a callus on his Wallet!
* Then spent what was left for an NRA Staged Event as "A Lifetime Hunter" & accidently shot a Waiter - luckily he was a Democrat!
* And to top it all off - he thought he bought Switzerland!
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1 - You are a dual citizen. Nope.
2. You vacation in Switzerland regularly. - Nope.
3. Your kid is studying at university in Zurich - nope,
4 - You plan to retired to Switzerland - nope.
5. You won the Swiss lottery - nope.
6. You have something you want to hide. - Bingo!
:-) / r
And--we wrote in a similar vein today!
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Naah, he doesn't have Marie's irreverence.
While it's a long way to go before November, I believe that the unqualified answer to Mitt's Swiss bank account(s), etc. is YES! on the idiot question.
Thanks for the giggles, Marilyn. I think Romney's stretching the truth like string cheese.
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many people despise the swiss, their banks assist rich people around the world to escape taxes, but this is narrow minded. every one would escape taxes if they could, and why should the swiss be blamed if you let the rich get away with it? nope, it's just envy: the cities are clean, the trains run on time, and they are the honest brokers of diplomacy.
and it's not just the swiss- the scandinavians have a higher standard of living, and the dutch, even cuba, in some respects.
so what is the connection between mitt and switzerland? simple: he will retire there, close to his bank account, the skiing, confident that the decay everywhere visible in the usa will not trouble him in st. moritz.