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Marilyn Sands

Marilyn Sands
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los angeles, California,
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July 03
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Marilyn Sands is a Former 80's Stand-up Comic, her Essays can be found on salon.com & her unsold Screenplays in her Top Drawer...next to the hard liquor! "Author of 2 Works of Fiction....my Diary & my Resume"! ha ha All my Articles are Copyrighted & yes, I'll know!

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MAY 22, 2012 2:23PM

"POT SPILL"...Fish Flounder just for The Halibut!

Rate: 8 Flag

May 21, 2012 L.A. Times Newspaper

"4 TONS OF POT FOUND IN THE OCEAN"

"Local and federal authorities spent several hours (I bet) Sunday recovering more than 160 bales of marijuana discovered floating in the Pacific Ocean.  A flotilla of official boats eventually hauled in more than 8,000 pounds & unloaded it at Dana Point Harbor.

The bales were found bobbing in the water about 13 miles from shore with no vessel nearby".

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Somewhere in the Pacific Ocean

"FREDDY & FRIEDA'S EXCELLENT ADVENTURE"

FREDDY

Don't Flounder around like that, Frieda!

FRIEDA

I told you I can't swim!

FREDDY

Don't tell me you've been treading water since Philly!

FREDDY

Somebody's using Stink Bait!

FRIEDA

Why are you doing "The Dead Man's Float" - I've seen it & I'm not impressed!

FREDDY

"Dooby dooby doo..."

FRIEDA

I don't suppose you want to Spawn, do you?

FREDDY

I vant to be abalone!

FRIEDA

You don't want to swim upstream anymore?

FREDDY

Been there, done that!  That's like..."Long Walks on the Beach!

FREDDY

Here - does that tickle?

FRIEDA

Whoop-de-do!  Don't start something you can't finish!

FREDDY

Stop Carping, Frieda!

FRIEDA

There goes a Mahi - and another Mahi!

FREDDY

Look, a Message in a Bottle!

FRIEDA

What does it say, what does it say?

FREDDY

"Don't use any Heavy Machinery"!

FREDDY

I'm telling you - there's something in the water!

FRIEDA

Salt Substitute?

FREDDY

No!  I can't get enough of this Algae - in fact; you're startin' to look good too!

FRIEDA

You used that line yesterday; don't you remember?

FREDDY

That was you?

FRIEDA

Your eyes are red, Fred!

FREDDY

But I like California!

FRIEDA

But they're treating our home like a Landfill!  Look - Styrofoam, Condoms, Blog Editors!

FREDDY

C'mon Frieda - you can't get Sushi like this in The Chesapeake!

FRIEDA

Well then - I'm gonna need Botox!

FREDDY

I hate to be the one to tell ya; but I think it's too late!

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What can I tell ya - I got inspired! ha ha
If this is a weekly blog... I think I'm gonna tuna in every week.
You wouldn't mind me being one of your groupers would you?
Great tail, tale of you know what I mean.
R
You should be PUNished to the limit of the law for this post!
You're funny, Out on a Limb! Thanks for laughing at me. I'm glad you didn't say "Feel my Mussels"!
Thanks so much for PUNishing me jmac! I was going to write a serious one on this matter - but you know what they say... "Barracuda, wudda, shudda"!
Not your average fish story! LOL Very good - R Duke
Ha!
You and my husband, I swear. : )
Somebody lost a *ton* of money...

A whale of a good post.
(Yeah, I"m not clever like you and my husband are : ))
Thanks so much Duke! Chumlee of "Pawn Stars" also gave me a thumbs up!
Thanks so much Just Thinking! I can't tell if your husband is a Fisherman, a Punster or sells Grass! ha ha
This was very funny. It was nice herring from you. Sorry, all the good fish have been punned already...but pun seared herring is one of my favorites. R
That's punny Jerry! Sorry, I couldn't comment sooner - I had Salmonella! I'm sorry!
Holy mackerel, didn't mean for my comment to flounder...
When he's not crabby, husband's a punster : )
Just Thinking - you're not bad yourself! Whatever you both are you have Sole! Somebody stop me!
Marilyn, I think it's time to scale this down and call it finished.
It's OK. She can't kelp herself.
No John! I won't Clam up! I will NOT fish & cut bait!
Jerry - I don't know what your angler is - but don't stop it! I can't codify any more of this! Frankly - I won't stop until I hear "You want Lemon with that"?
You got a million of them Marilyn, hah~
What is this "pot" you speak of?
Good laugh.
I love Haddock.
Thanks so much Scanner! My family knows I know nothing about Pot & so much more about eating Fish! Yet I never know what Wine to drink with Fishsticks! ha ha
Quite the Innocent, Dan! Well, that makes 2 of us! Hope you had a laugh or two. It's funny but I've been fishing for compliments all day & still no EP! ha ha
Thanks Ande! Haddock is great! Cooking it, I find; is a very delicate matter!
Well, they say you can't tuna fish, but I think you really reeled this one in!
Thanks nilsite! Ha! On a scale of 1 to 10 - yours could be the best of the grouper. I bet you can't wait till I'm finished! Well, I'm not - I also love to roe!