"NEWT'S Political PAJAMA GAME"! Scripted

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from HOPE to HARPO - my love affair with funny!

Marilyn Sands

Location: los angeles, California,
Birthday: July 03

Bio: Former Stand-up Comic, Comic Booker, Gag Writer. Currently marketing Madcap Comedy Screenplays, a Stage Play, a Book & selling jokes out of the trunk of my car......"Author of 2 Works of Fiction....my Diary & my Resume"! ha ha

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PILLOW TALK - Scripted: "LAP DANCES For Chris Christie! Governor's PILLOW TALK!; THE OBAMA BEDROOM "Debt Ceiling Climax"!; NEWT'S Political PAJAMAS GAME; "BEDROOM ChiCAINery" Sex, Lies & Pies!; PILLOW TALK @ The Perry's
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DON KNOTTS DAUGHTER: "Tied Up In Knotts": "KAREN KNOTTS KNOWS KOMEDY IS FUNNIER WITH K'S"!
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APRIL 21, 2012 2:07PM

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CALISTA

Newt, I've got things to do!

NEWT

Stick with me - I'm best at the 11th Hour!

CALISTA

Promises, Promises!

NEWT

It's a Game Calista - it's been working for me all my life!

CALISTA

Clearly, we don't have a chance in Hel...

NEWT

For the last time - I'm not going to Hell! Hell no!

CALISTA

You're just gonna let the Campaign Peter-Out?

NEWT

Either that or Mitt gets very sick!

CALISTA

Now you're really going to Hell!

NEWT

Well, I won't be alone!

CALISTA

They say we're spending Taxpayers money by using The Secret Service.

NEWT

I like The Secret Service - I feel important & they have Connections.

CALISTA

What Connections?

NEWT

Don't you worry your pretty little hair-sprayed head! BTW can I enter?

CALISTA

You know my Hair Rules - Mornings from 8 to 8:05!

CALISTA

Why do you torture me with this long Campaign?

NEWT

Winner, Winner, Chicken Dinner!

CALISTA

I can cook that at home!

NEWT

Grits, Calista! How can you screw up Grits?

CALISTA

You weren't asking for Grits when you had me up against The Clinton Files!

NEWT

I'm a Grandfather now - I have different appetites!

CALISTA

I really have things to do.

NEWT

Don't you see - it gives me a boner just to pass Santorum!

CALISTA

Shh..you have to watch the "open" mikes, honey!

NEWT

I earned the right to say that - I'm oversexed you know.

CALISTA

That's what I've been wanting to talk about.

NEWT

Oh, the Rug burns?

CALISTA

Lose the Bra & Panties, Newt!

NEWT

Tuesdays & Thursdays?

CALISTA

No!

NEWT

Then how about Spanx?

CALISTA

No!

NEWT

My Birthday?

CALISTA

Well....

newt end

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Newt's a pervo??? Who'd have thunk it!

jmac1949

April 21, 2012 02:17 PM

Thanks jmac! Newt will probably stay in Pergatory with Rush - they seem to slip thru the cracks!

Marilyn Sands

April 21, 2012 04:58 PM

This is a tough room! ha ha

Marilyn Sands

April 21, 2012 05:51 PM

Did you plant a bug in his bedroom to get this great material?
rated withlove

RomanticPoetess

April 21, 2012 11:04 PM

Time for Newt to exit stage left...er, I mean right. Fun post. R

Gerald Andersen

April 22, 2012 08:02 AM

You got his number alright. R

Thoth

April 22, 2012 11:19 AM

Thanks Romantic P! He's got a red hot nightgown I'd love to borrow! ha ha

Marilyn Sands

April 22, 2012 01:05 PM

Thanks Jerry! There's a big sigh of relief from all of us that he didn't get the nomination. But as Yogi Berra once said, "It's not over until Karl Rove says so"!

Marilyn Sands

April 22, 2012 01:22 PM

Thanks Thoth! If he gets picked to be VP - I'm outta here!

Marilyn Sands

April 22, 2012 01:28 PM

Newt didn't lose the primary race. He just ran out of time at the twelfth hour. By the way, I want to hear more about your early experiences with Etch-a-Sketch!