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JUNE 21, 2011 12:21PM

INAUGURATION DAY QUIPS..."OBAMA'S 4 year SPRINT"!

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     Michele Bachmann & every Tom, Dick & Tea Leaf Reader are calling Barack Obama "A One Term President"! 

 Are they kidding me; with today's attention span & unrealistic performance anxieties; he was behind before he ever got started

The truth is - "The 4 Year Term" was over before the Inauguration Confetti got washed out of the President's hair!

     Damn right Obama needs 4 more years! 

The bottom line is - ever since Day 1, Headache 1 - the President has had his feet to the fire & his response to Reporters during the Oath of Office on January 20, 2009 shows how impatient we have all become:  

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BARACK OBAMA:  "I do solemnly swear...

WOLF BLITZER:    "President-Elect Obama, what do you think of the Polls so far"?

BARACK OBAMA:   "....that I will faithfully...

TMZ Reporter:        "What Say You, Michelle"?

BARACK OBAMA:   "....execute the office of President of the United States...

JOE BIDEN:              "You're already doing a hell of a job, Barry!

BARACK OBAMA:     "....for richer, for poorer, in sickness & in health...

MICHELLE  OBAMA KICKS BARACK IN SHIN.

WOLF BLITZER:       "Why are you racing through this Oath"?

BARACK OBAMA:      "Don't you see these shoes; "Tee Time" in 5 minutes"!

WOLF BLITZER:        "What do you think of Palin now?

BARACK OBAMA:       "Flash in the Pan; a 1 Trick Wonder"!

BARACK OBAMA:       "...& will to the best of my ability...

WOLF BLITZER LOOKS AT HIS WATCH.

WOLF BLITZER:          "So far you haven't done anything about Jobs"!

BARACK OBAMA:        "Oh, I just didn't have a Banner handy; you know, "Mission Accomplished"!

BARACK OBAMA:         "...preserve, protect & defend...

WOLF BLITZER:          "And you promise to get Osama"?

BARACK OBAMA:        "....the Constitution of the United States of America...

JOHN BOEHNER:         "Can we talk?  I want you to pick my brain on "Healthcare for the Rich"! (sniff, sniff)

BARACK OBAMA:         "....so help me God; now will somebody give the freakin' guy a Tissue"!

Don't worry about me  -  I don't have a horse in this race - I'm voting for Nader!

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