YOU HAD ME AT "HA"!
- los angeles, California,
- July 03
- Former Stand-up Comic, Comic Booker, Gag Writer. Currently marketing Madcap Comedy Screenplays, a Stage Play, a Book & selling jokes out of the trunk of my car......"Author of 2 Works of Fiction....my Diary & my Resume"! ha ha
MY RECENT POSTS
- "LAP DANCES For CHRIS
CHRISTIE"! Governor's Pillow
May 08, 2013 03:03PM
- "THE FAT LADY Didn't
May 06, 2013 01:27PM
- "It All Started With ZAPRUDER"
EVERYMAN Wants To Be A HERO!
April 22, 2013 01:10PM
- Boston: The Answer is
"BLOWIN' IN THE WIND"!
April 17, 2013 05:57PM
- "AM I DEAD OR ALIVE"? My
"Baader-Meinhof Gang" Story!
April 15, 2013 12:38PM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “As Leader of this Focus
Group - you're doing
May 19, 2013 05:11PM
- “All without the soulful
May 19, 2013 04:42PM
- “It says it all. R”
May 19, 2013 04:39PM
- “Me? I'm waiting for the
other shoe to drop! I wish I
May 19, 2013 02:23PM
- “When this came out I was
having my own Mother's Day
Atlanta - so I missed
May 19, 2013 02:18PM
Marilyn Sands's Links
- THE MATING GAME
- NO COMEDY ZONE
- CHARLIE SHEEN
- ANTHONY WEINER
- ARNOLD SCHWARTENEGGER
- Shh...IT'S PERSONAL!
- BATHROOM READING
- VISUAL CANDY
- PERSONAL FAVS
- I LOVE THE MOVIES
- VENTS R US
- RICK SANTORUM
- IN A CLASS ALL IT'S OWN
- OS WEEKEND FICTION
- THE ELUSIVE EP
- JOHN BOEHNER
- BO OBAMA
- NOBODY HERE BUT US CHICKENS
- WHAT WAS I THINKING?
- MICHELE BACHMANN
- SARAH PALIN
- NON-PARTISAN POLITICS ha ha
- THINKING OUT OF THE BOX
- POLITICS AS USUAL
- RECOMMENDED BY ZAGAT
- "YOU CAN'T MAKE THESE THINGS UP"! On-Line Dating Straight Lines!
- CALIFORNIA DREAMIN'
- RICK PERRY
- NEWT GINGRICH
- MITT ROMNEY
- THE PRESIDENTIAL DEBATES 2012
- PILLOW TALK - Scripted
- "FAVORITE SCENE IN A MOVIE
- DON KNOTTS DAUGHTER: "Tied Up In Knotts"
- NEWTOWN, CONNECTICUT SCHOOL SHOOTING, COLORADO ET AL
- END OF YEAR SPECIAL
- MY FAVORITE LINE in an Article
- BEING A STAND-UP COMIC After 40
Secretly, New Jersey Governor Chris Christie had Lap Band Surgery giving people fodder for the 2016 Presidential Race!
But the most surprised was his Cook - she didn't know what to make of "Leftovers"!
Sorry - No Before & After Pictures - I'll wait for his Big TA-DA Moment in a Speedo!… Read full post »
My Berlin Opera House Story
In 1974, my late husband & I visited Berlin, Germany & the sobering Berlin Wall & Checkpoint Charlie - took a spin around The Brandenburg Gate & at the spur of the moment - went to the Opera for the 1st time in our lives!
What… Read full post »
In 1963, Abraham Zapruder wasn't a Hero; but he had something everyone wanted - Footage!
You see, in those days; people took the occasional Silent Home Movie & Vacation Hi-Jinks for fun - not to shoot 'em for Evidence.
A private citizen, with a Business across from the School Book Depository;… Read full post »
TO BOSTON & Us All
"Yes, how many times can a man turn his head, pretending he just doesn't see...
The answer my friend is blowin' in the wind
The answer is blowin' in the wind.
How many deaths will it take till he knows, that too many people have… Read full post »
No Comedy Zone
Stuttgart, W. Germany 1972
I'll never forget leaving America for 3 years and arriving on the Military Base in the wee small hours - our future Home.
With husband & kids in tow in the darkness of a new Country; at 2 am, our car approached the… Read full post »
I don't know where he slept; but I'll let Martha worry about it!
Ever get one of those desecrated One Dollar Bills that asks you to "Track Down George"?
Being the first one I got - I was curious. In Red Ink - mine says in 6 places: "Track this… Read full post »
Here's to you, Roger Ebert...Our Faithful Guide to the Silver Screen - My "Quartet" Movie Review!
Without looking up all the "Thumbs Up" of old Reviews; I'm sure the Late-Great Film Critic Roger Ebert was a Champion of Dustin Hoffman Movies as I am.
&nbs… Read full post »
Shipwrecked in 2013, we poor souls were left adrift; to read, write & schmooze with our own until help arrives!
This hasn't been a Day at the Beach; some of us already got Sun-Poisoned, Piles or Pregnant!
Let's face it, it's like Club Med - without the Bead… Read full post »
By the way - I hate that old Saying
- "You have to
kiss talk to a lot of
Frogs before you can rub their
Oh, I shouldn't have? No wonder they didn't call! ha ha
You know Speed Dating's not half bad - it's almost like… Read full post »
The Year 2169 around 11:30
Archaeologists, Jose Goldstein & Cool J McLeary sift thru the California soil & finally discover what they've been searching for.
They've just unearthed the 1st Woman with the Congenital Right Arm Deformity they've been stuggling to decipher in many a… Read full post »
At 20 years old, a handful of girl friends & I from Washington/Maryland were about to vacation in Atlantic City - to kick up our heels, meet guys & get a Tan!
It wasn't just "a day at the beach" - it was a rip roarin' 4 day Coming of Age;… Read full post »
It ain't the Oscars, the Pulitzer or the Nobel Peace Prize - but for some odd reason I want the "Atta Girl" from Jake!
So short of offering myself (and how many times can you do that) I decided to treat this like a Job Interview & send him… Read full post »
"WHO SAID IT" this week?
"No Sex until - "I DO"!
"The Bachelor" Sean Lowe
or POPE FRANCIS
"I worked my Butt off to get where I am"!
or POPE FRANCIS
"My Wife's an Angel"!
"Survivor" Honcho Mark (The Bible) Bennett
or POPE FRANCIS
"Since… Read full post »
With President Obama's upcoming trip to Israel on March 15, 2013 - here's a Repost of my May 2011 satirized article...and I wish him & US luck!
The White House, Washington, D.C.
It's no surprise to anyone that President Obama knew he had his wor… Read full post »
Ever have a time where your life flashes before your eyes - but you don't even have the time to watch?
Well, right now - I have time to watch & this is what happened to me.
It's not every day you get chased by a Bull!
Or maybe… Read full post »
"The Punch Line" Comedy Competition
San Francisco, California
In 1987, I was living alone off Geary Street in the Theatre District of San Francisco - where Hookers would Walk the Walk; plying their Wares.
I had different Wares - Jokes!
Luckily, our paths never crossed… Read full post »
Finding a Mate is very easy or very hard! It's very easy when Lust enters the picture & there's no time for "Deal Breakers"...you're too busy tossing your Panties & now Buttonless Shirt! **
Scarlett Johan.....guys, you know who I… Read full post »
THINGS I CAN'T DO ANYMORE
1. THE LIMBO!
Okay, I never did it - but now I'm certain & besides...I only used it for Sex & getting Raisins from under the Fridge!
2. SIT ON PARK BENCHES WITHOUT A TOILET SEAT PROTECTOR!
You can never be too sure!
&nbs… Read full post »
They used to say if "The Rabbit Died" you were Pregnant - well, "My Cupid Died" & I've got a Hot Date.
A fresh new face on match.com has come forth & I'm going to Ruby Tuesdays on a Thursday - Today...Valentine's Day!
Oh, I had my choice of… Read full post »
When my 104 year old Aunt died recently in Arizona; I inherited an Antique Sewing Machine & boxes of Vintage Sewing Patterns - including Ali MacGraw!
Aunt Lil was among other things, an exemplary Tailor; dressing herself in Paris Silks, Venetian Lace, Egyptian Co… Read full post »
I'm Marilyn & I'm a K.K.aholic!
It not only calls my name - it knows my Passwords!
Sophia Loren is famous for saying:
"Everything you see I owe to Spaghetti"!
And Mine is:
"Make that a Dozen"!
In 1937, Vernon Rudolf founded this mood a… Read full post »
MY FAVORITE SCENE IN A MOVIE #8
For someone who doesn't even know what Wine goes with "Fishsticks" - I loved this 2004 Movie!
How else am I going to get a Guided Tour through Napa Valley in Northern California & admire the fine art of Grape Squeezing!… Read full post »
Who's the Monkey, McCain?
"May I present to you the next Vice-President of the United States...
Ring a Bell, John?
Well, it all came about after Mahmoud Admadinejad told media that he was "Ready to be sacrificed by the scientists of my country & go into space"… Read full post »
Of all the movies we've all seen where "The Kid" steals the show - this Kid doesn't; but Diane does!
Yes, Single, Sophisticated New York Career Gal, J.C. Wiatt (Diane Keaton) inherits a Baby without Parenting Skills, quits her 401k & buys an Old House in bucolic Vermont in the… Read full post »
I don't think CVS' new Slogan will take off - do you?
"CVS - WHERE YOU CAN GET A FLU SHOT, A SEX PILL & A SHOESHINE"!
It was a long time coming - but we Gals got our wish!
Well, not quite - Men don't take it!
Think… Read full post »