MAY 6, 2013 3:49AM

Unplanned

Plan B availability has not resulted in a decrease in unintended pregnancy because women don't use it after every unprotected sexual encounter

http://ec.princeton.edu/pills/...


Plan B should not be used as regular birth control


http://www.planbonestep.com/

Hold up.  You're tellin' me it d
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As one of four people in the world who like Kriss Kross (or, at least don't dislike their music at all) as well as Slayer, I feel that I should point out that Slayer's seminal third album, Reign in Blood, was released on the Def Jam label afterRead full post »

APRIL 26, 2013 9:45AM

An Open And Shit Case

Not really a case - half a sixer at best...

These are the Top 3 greatest opening scenes from otherwise horrible movies

3.  Star Wars - The Phantom Menace

The rest of this movie was an ungodly piece of shit, but this first scene showed every Star Wars fan in… Read full post »

 

deptinjustice

Today, I had my civil rights violated by The US Federal Marshals.

 

After I woke up, I walked the dog, took a shower, and then headed out to Puyallup to pick up the remaining railroad ties I had paid to have cut so that IRead full post »

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Just a joke.  Don't read too much into it.
 
FEBRUARY 28, 2013 6:09AM

You're Banning The Wrong Guns

Assault rifles are used in approximately 3% of murders involving guns in America.   Other rifles and shotguns are used in ~8% of murders involving guns in this country.

And, the rest?

The other 89%?

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Her breasts - 89% manufactured

What kind of gun do civilians in America… Read full post »

DECEMBER 31, 2012 10:03AM

The More On Christmas

 

 

I was listening to a lot of Christmas music this year, and this song, that I hadn't listened to in years, struck a chord with me, so to speak, for the first time in my life.

I like to give hippies a hard time, if only because of… Read full post »

NOVEMBER 28, 2012 3:03AM

Masters Of The Universe

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Happy Birthday Jimi Hendrix (70) and Bruce Lee (72).  Nothin' I can say that seeing these boys in action can't say better.
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NOVEMBER 27, 2012 7:15AM

A Proposal To One Mr. Sugarman

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I Photoshopped out the ads and condensed the locations of the important elements, but everything that remains is real, and really what this website value calculator popped out.

 Jacob,

I understand that the goodwill of the Salon.com name still carries some weight, so I offer you… Read full post »

NOVEMBER 18, 2012 2:01AM

Ditch The Commune, Keep Your Sight

Here's the problem - writing is selfish.  In engaging in this activity, you are saying, "Hey!  Listen to me.  My ideas are more important than yours are, my creativity more profound, my prose more beautiful and poignant."

If you write for a community, go join aRead full post »

NOVEMBER 17, 2012 1:07PM

Twinkies & Cockroaches

Dear Ignorant Christians and Ignorant Non-Christians,

Since we're getting close to a time when talk of the end of days will be dominating our existence, I thought you would both like to know that Armageddon is not an event, but a place at which an event has been
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osdead

 

Everyone forgets that Seattle hasn't always been the land of Grunge and Coffee.  We were almost Detroit.

I used to be a little bit down on this site, probably due to the fact that I've been booted from it, for no good reason, more… Read full post »

Dear Washington State Stoners,

Please remember that despite any statewide vote that did or did not pass, cannabis (in all its forms) will remain ILLEGAL on December 6th, 2012. Ya see, there's this pesky clause in The US Constitution called the Supremacy Clause which gives the federal
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NOVEMBER 3, 2012 1:42AM

Campaigning From The Pump

The day immediately following Hurricane Katrina, gas prices soared $.40 a gallon in many places, finally putting gasoline above the $3 mark, largely to stay.

And then along comes Sandy, and gas prices are falling immediately following this massive storm's destruction of the East Coast.

 

OCTOBER 30, 2012 12:17AM

War on Nature

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Mother Nature, this is your end.
 
We will fight you in the Mesosphere so we don't have to fight you in the Troposphere.
 
If we don't do this now, the next smoking gun just might be a cloud.
 
America, we are mobilizing for Operation Storm.
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Hello ladies.  Welcome to Texas.  It's a big, beautiful place and home to a diverse, independent group of  women who are feisty in spirit.
 
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We're a place with high moral standards, though, and we are firm believers in the sanctity of life. I… Read full post »

 

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As it turns out, I post a lot of crap, because most of what I enjoy is crap, but every now and again I have a half-decent idea and once I look into all the facets of said idea, it ends up being well-researched enough that those…

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So, as it turns out, Bain Capital isn't nearly the Gordon Gekko-esque monster than it has been portrayed as.  Even when the goal of the Equity Fund was the "destruction" of jobs, it's likely that there was a net gain in jobs (of approximately 100, but still, a net gain) over… Read full post »

OCTOBER 10, 2012 7:50PM

Defending Sesame Street

OCTOBER 9, 2012 2:39AM

My Ongoing Debate with David Wong

David Wong controls cracked.com, a site I frequent, but that he has seen it fit to kick me off of, and then libel me as justification for kicking me off.  When it's jokes, funny pictures and the like, I can usually sneak around for a while before my latest ID isRead full post »

OCTOBER 7, 2012 1:19AM

4t

you've been with me for longer than I can remember
no matter the distance that separated us
now you are a fading series of footsteps
running away from the nightmare in your mind that you've constructed to replace me
I don't know where you are and
I don't know how to find you
I only know how… Read full post »

 

 

 

I fucked up with my primary vote and support in 2008.  Before the Democratic Primary made its way to my state in the form of the Caucuses in which it arrives here, I was a Dennis Kucinich supporter, and a vocal one at that.  At the time,… Read full post »

SEPTEMBER 29, 2012 10:58AM

What If... ? Presidential Showdown Edition

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Just watch the video and listen to the words before you start telling me all the shit that Obama has done better than McCain would have.
 
Also, the masturbate thing was almost a tie.  It was Palin's  vagina that gave her the edge in… Read full post »

Hillary Clinton unveiled a new aid package for our friends in the Syrian Rebellion, al Qaeda.  The package includes $30 million in humanitarian aid and $15 million in aid for "training and logistics".

 

So, just out of curiousity, who, exactly, in the State Departmant will be detained indef… Read full post »

SEPTEMBER 25, 2012 12:20PM

Anti-Socialism

Someone called me a Socialist because I stated that Estates should be taxed at 0% for the 1st $3 million, and 100% for every dollar thereafter (adjusted for inflation, and only after a spouse also passes, thus completely dissolving the community property relationship formed at marriage).… Read full post »