Really good at gettin yelled at.

Cant tell why I wanna steal that.

Lose girlfriends in a minute flat.

Gimme my way or I'm a big brat.

Cant take it anymore.

Fuck Take Five I wanna Win Four.

Cant take it anymore.

Fuck your God I want three more. … Read full post »

" I never said Muskie was on Ibogaine.  I said there was a rumor in Milwaukee that he was.  And I started the rumor in Milwaukee."

-Hunter S. Thompson 

   I thought the year had been soaked in mediocrity --surely the politics, the pop culture fit this mold.  And… Read full post »

  I voted for Barack Obama three years ago and save for a few fleeting moments, I've basically regretted it ever since. Moreover these last three years I've been mocked, chastised and insulted because I actually have convictions and I don't give them up just because Barack Ob… Read full post »

turning 26 and im no longer the advertiser's wet dream

said the man no longer part of the mainstream.

you talk about my problems with drugs

i see about your family while im wasting slugs

i talk about heartbreak watching the mets,

i like people finding better ways to feed… Read full post »

Scene begins with Mike Keller and girlfriend, Miranda Street, in back of Mike's brand new 2007 Denali. Mike's "security" sit emotionlessly upfront. Mike blows yet another line of cocaine...

Miranda: Fuck Mike! Done enough yet?

Mike: Shut up, Rand. Here take this. (Miranda spiritlessly blows a line he… Read full post »

  The undulating green hills of Warwick, New York spilled out and stretched over the horizon as though God had never meant for the Sun to set any place else on earth. 

A panoply of reds, yellows, greens, blues, violets --mauves?-- mauves, browns and auburns papered the landscape seemin… Read full post »

Dear British Petroleum,

   Stop raping me with your big fat oil dick.

   Eternally Yours,

   Mother Earth 

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Too long since my last post but 2010 is the most bitchin' year in like, five or six years, so I've had other engagements. Still as cynical as ever, so here goes it...My panacea for that unfortunate Wall St/moral hazard issue:

i wanna see congress write on looseleaf

if youre… Read full post »

I would like nothing more than to live in the here and now,

but you and I both know you still can't tell me how.

So make my name count, make it my turn,

make it all easy for me so I don't have to learn.

I wanna sink through that… Read full post »

Well, the Senate passed it's perverted, if criminal, health care bill, which I refuse to label as reform, ever. If it's reforming health care for Barack Obama & Democrats to spend 2-3 years or more bashing insurance companies for gouging American consumers, then mandating by law that every Americ… Read full post »

Valor is dead

And humility underappreciated.

But war, well, war has been spent for.

It's alive and well.

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When you really smile, you really laugh. -Luke Arthur Egan, December 12, 2009.

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               Make the Lie Big, but Make it Simple: the Afghan War.

   We’re going to “finish the job” in Afghanistan says President Obama.  I say, you pursue this morally dubious end, Mr. President… Read full post »

Invest in Ice Nine.

I'll be brief.

In ten short months, Rahm Emanuel & Barack Obama have effectively ruined any hope that Obama might be a progressive-minded president. Well, let me get to the point, let's roll another joint and turn the radio loud.....Ooops! That's Tom Petty.

I just will not… Read full post »

Congratulations, Wall Street, you've made it back to something you first achieved in 1999.  I'm sure this time it's the real thing, though.

America, the Democrats & Republicans don't care about you; anyone earning more than a hundred thousand dollars a year isn't feeling the recessio… Read full post »

I got a head to feed.

 I got a mountain of greed.

 You know a child who needs. 

I got a cousin who bleeds.

He's got a liver disease.

It comes apart at the seams. 

She's got a childish guilt.

He's got a life he rebuilt.

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What Should Happen...

President Obama addresses Congress & the public, and he's unabashedly partisan & laconic. He's the bad guy in the movie. He insists on the public option, he says, 'Hey, Billy Tauzin, you know that behind-closed-doors deal we have w/ big pharma on exclusivity and drug pri… Read full post »

Bill Thompson. What are you doing? Start throwing live grenades, bro! Bloomberg is as vulnerable as your pack of cigarettes when you fall asleep.

This is why I still support Tony Avella in the Democratic primary and everyone else ought to as well. I'm not a registered Democrat, however. So I… Read full post »